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Haubtimus Prime

Cincinnati, OH (via Mansfield, OH)

Member since 03 July 2014 | Blog


  • SPORTS MOMENT: January 3, 2003
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: I don't even know what this is
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: Murika

Recent Activity

Comment 31 Jan 2017

Kudos to the interviewer for not taking themselves too seriously and having a fresh approach to the interview, and also to Wavy Dubb for playing along.  Well done. 

Comment 06 Dec 2016

I've flown both Frontier and Allegient to Phoenix.  Both will get you for any fee they can.  Check a bag, pick a seat, have a drink, get a snack.  Nothing is included.  It's a nuts and bolts flight.  I've never minded.  I board a plane to get where I'm going, not for accommodations.  I've also driven to Indy to fly Southwest to Phoenix.  It's worth it if you have the extra money to spare.  Frontier and Southwest fly into Phoenix.  Allegient flies into Mesa, about 30-40 minutes outside of downtown. 

Comment 06 Dec 2016

I'm flying Frontier out of Cincinnati.  Leave on Friday, 12/30 and come back on Tuesday 1/3.  No checked bags.  Not picking any seats.  Just get me to Arizona. 

Comment 25 Oct 2016

I made a potty chart when they were 2 to help them get potty trained.  They got one buckeye helmet sticker for going #1 in the potty.  They got two buckeye helmet stickers for "taking a Michigan".  It worked very well. 

Comment 20 Jul 2015

I'll second 'Melt' in Northside.  In Price Hill, hit up Incline Public House.  Amazing view and great food for a good price.  One of my favorite spots.

If you're downtown at the Banks, you have Moerlein Lager House or Yard House, and in OTR, you have Senate (mentioned above), and I've also heard good things about Lachey's.

Comment 17 Jul 2015

We made the conversion to an Auction Draft three years ago and haven't looked back.  I would highly recommend this route.  It keeps all of the owners engaged the entire draft, and eliminates the luck associated with draft order.

Comment 19 Mar 2015
  • Two-time JV Scout Team captain on our Division 3 high school basketball team
  • Chipotle Challenge finisher (26:00)
  • 2002 Ohio Northern University Intramural Basketball C League Final Four participant
  • 40-yard dash finisher (I've been looking for one of those stickers that marathon runners put on their cars)
Comment 04 Mar 2015

This is speculative, but I wouldn't be surprised if ownership thought retaining Hoyer was unrealistic.  After everything he went through last year, and no real change to the situation with the exception of a change at OC, I wouldn't blame him for seeking a different opportunity.  Instead of trying to re-sign Hoyer, and having him turn them down and missing a chance with McCown, they just went ahead and signed McCown.

I'm not saying I agree with this philosophy, but it felt like a scenario where they would rather take the sure thing, no matter how ugly, home from the bar instead of risking going home alone. 

Comment 03 Mar 2015

Four years of high school baseball and four years of college baseball.  When we were picking uniforms my freshman year of high school, I was the only freshman on the varsity team, so I had the last pick.  It was between #8 and #5.  Albert Belle wore #8 for the Indians at the time, so that worked for me. 

Comment 18 Feb 2015

I've seen five home games

  • 2008 versus Ohio University (W 26-14)
  • 2012 versus Illinois (W 52-22)
  • 2013 versus Wisconsin (W 31-24)
  • 2013 versus Penn State (W 63-14)
  • 2014 versus UC (W 50-28)

And two neutral site games (Big Ten Championship games)

  • 2013 versus MSU (L 24-34...#FeedCarlos)
  • 2014 versus Wisconsin (W 59-0)

Combined record of 6-1, outscoring opponents 305 - 136 (43 - 19).

Comment 13 Feb 2015

I'm sure the movie is God-awful.  However, if your wife is a fan of the books and eager to see the movie, I see the night still turning out in your favor. 

Good luck.

Comment 05 Feb 2015

Did anyone else notice he lost two pounds from the beginning of the article ("Not only is the 6-foot-5, 215-pounder one of the best prospects in the country...") to the end of the article ("The 6-foot-5, 213-pound quarterback is wanted by every major program in the country...")???

I am guessing the toll of the recruiting process is really wearing him thin. 

Comment 03 Feb 2015

I'll save the PTO, come into work and get paid to do this to my computer while perusing the 11W website.

Comment 02 Feb 2015

It was a shame to see his career cut short.  I think he could have been the next Shane Falco. 

Comment 27 Jan 2015

After all these years, I'm still trying to figure out what it is that dude won't do for love. 

Comment 12 Jan 2015

2002 BCS National Championship Game.  Absolute nail-biter.  Surprise ending.  Total underdog story.  You'd love it.