Aww, come on Earle. I have this gem: "Oddly, all of the game pieces were Joe Paterno statues in different, majestic coaching poses. I chose the one of him running off the field at halftime in Columbus."
Hey, man. We need to do some more fake Amazon product reviews. I found a board game called "Penn Stateopoly." I'm sure we can work with that, no? I mean. there's gotta be a joke or two somewhere in there. The Chance and Community Chest cards could be Gold, Elks! Gold!
Unless it's raining. Or snowing. Or hotter than hell under a violent sun. Then the first 6-8 rows of B deck become easily the best seats in the house. So, for at least 3 games a season, the first 6-8 rows of B Deck are the best seats in the house.*
*If and only if you know how to pick seats in B Deck that aren't behind a pole. Which I do, so I've got the system whipped.
Sooooo, about the 2600 year old cypress trees in NC? Legend has it that they used to be Ents and that if you listen closely around dusk, you can hear them very faintly tell tales of Michigan Football Glory. We must save these trees, or these age-old tales will be silenced forever.
Only a Michigan Man could have a 110 yard punt return on a 109 yard field without somehow magically starting out of bounds. The Leaders and Best!
Like so many rats on a sinking ship...
One of the toughest dudes ever. Anyone remember when he fought Livingstone Bramble in outside in summertime, in Kingston, Jamaica during the daytime? Bramble beat him senseless but couldn't put him down....and then Ray started a comeback late, actually putting Bramble down once. Bramble won the decision, but that fight left a lasting impact on me as a person.
I always got frozen into stone by the basilisk in Dungeons of Dread.
Tell me somethin', Ski...
Are you talking about the "Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are YOU?" song. Yikes. My friend's 3 year old daughter plays that song relentlessly, and the lyrics are weird and creepy, man. Really weird and creepy.
Hope all of our former players ball out....but I can't find a rooting interest until there is a team in Ohio or Penna. I imagine that will happen in a few years, though.
I wonder how he played against us last year? My guess is that they saw him compete fairly well against our d-line and went from there.
Meanwhile, "Fuck this dumb shit, I'm going to bed because I have a job" got a 65.4 share nationally, followed by "I'd rather watch ANYTHING else, including a dead dog's ass slowly decompose" at a 20 share.
Wake and bake today, 420? You're high lol!
Just so long as they didn't serve any of that nasty trash they call "Skyline."
Shots. Fired. Y'all.