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MEMBER SINCE   September 01, 2013


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Seeing the successes that my former football players have in life after football.
  • NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Pittsburgh Pirates and Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: USA/Italy/Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 15 May 2019

Aww, come on Earle. I have this gem: "Oddly, all of the game pieces were Joe Paterno statues in different, majestic coaching poses. I chose the one of him running off the field at halftime in Columbus."

Comment 15 May 2019

Hey, man. We need to do some more fake Amazon product reviews. I found a board game called "Penn Stateopoly." I'm sure we can work with that, no? I mean. there's gotta be a joke or two somewhere in there. The Chance and Community Chest cards could be Gold, Elks! Gold!

Comment 10 May 2019

Unless it's raining. Or snowing. Or hotter than hell under a violent sun. Then the first 6-8 rows of B deck become easily the best seats in the house. So, for at least 3 games a season, the first 6-8 rows of B Deck are the best seats in the house.*

*If and only if you know how to pick seats in B Deck that aren't behind a pole. Which I do, so I've got the system whipped.

Comment 01 May 2019

One of the toughest dudes ever. Anyone remember when he fought Livingstone Bramble in outside in summertime, in Kingston, Jamaica during the daytime? Bramble beat him senseless but couldn't put him down....and then Ray started a comeback late, actually putting Bramble down once. Bramble won the decision, but that fight left a lasting impact on me as a person.

Comment 18 Jan 2019

Meanwhile, "Fuck this dumb shit, I'm going to bed because I have a job" got a 65.4 share nationally, followed by "I'd rather watch ANYTHING else, including a dead dog's ass slowly decompose" at a 20 share.