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from Westerville, Ohio

MEMBER SINCE   November 19, 2014

Born in the year of Woody's first National Championship. Mom used to sing for me "Across the Field" as a lullaby. I've raved in Bucknut ecstasy and wallowed in abject misery as well. If that makes me a bipolar Ohio State Buckeye fan... then SO BE IT.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Anytime the Buckeyes post a victory in any sport.
  • NFL TEAM: Dallas Cowboys
  • NBA TEAM: San Antonio Spurs
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds

Recent Activity

Comment 15 hours ago

In an era when police brutality is a real danger and its effects can turn into front-page news in an instant, laws for the possession of a milk crate seem out of whack for the scope of the crime and creates dangerous situations for people who may not even be aware that possessing a milk crate is even illegal.

"I confess, I confess! Yes, Ossifer, I've got several milk crates in my garage. No, I don't remember where I found them or who I got them from. No, I don't know! NO, don't Tase me, Bro! NO! NO! ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!..." (thunk)

Comment 20 Mar 2019

The guy is still hurt by a decade-old event Ohio State fans barely remember that made his school feel small and inferior (because that's so hard to do). He also seems to bring up Ohio State completely unprompted (which is also very Cincinnati), and jumps immediately to the football team, as if anything from Cincinnati has been apples to apples with Ohio State football the past 100 years.

For all the UC Bearcats fans out there, mark your calendar: September 7. The Fighting Fickells come to the 'Shoe to try and upset the Buckeyes. Succeed, and the intrastate dominance by TOSU is broken. Fail, and guys like Cronin and his Cincinnati ilk will just have to STFU and kowtow to Columbus thru at least 2025.

Go Bucks.

Comment 15 Mar 2019

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the Bucks still make the Big Dance. Sparty eased away in the 2nd half, and Kaleb played tired and a bit sloppy.

And, I'll double down and predict TOSU wins their opener at the Tourney.

Comment 15 Mar 2019

 “YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!” Looks like some Columbusite got extremely turnt on a Monday night.

Police managed to stop a drunk woman on a cell phone driving the wrong way on 315 South at just after 1 a.m. on Tuesday morning.

OMG. That's my baby brother's beat and shift. I'll have to call him today and find out if he was involved in the collar.