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Columbus (via Westerville)

Member since 26 September 2013 | Blog

OSU grad student.
Ohio born and raised.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Tim Tebow crying in the 2009 SEC CCG.
  • SOCCER TEAM: The Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 03 Feb 2016
Best of luck. I just got a job after looking for a full year and I'm about to finish my masters in an engineering discipline. It's brutal out there.
Comment 02 Sep 2015

There's been a lot of talk about VT's defense matching up with Ohio State's offense, but how do you think the reverse matches up? What type of play calling can we expect from the Hokies, and what might Ohio State do to counter this?

Comment 17 Nov 2014

The #1 team will play in which ever bowl is closer to them.

So for example if Oregon finishes #1, the Rose bowl will host the #1 v. #4 semifinal game.

Comment 04 Nov 2014

Ah, the long con. Clever.

Comment 28 Oct 2014

I don't know, I was at the conference championship game last year and went out drinking downtown afterwards. All the MSU fans I ran into were pretty nice. I think they've had enough ups and downs in their history that they have perspective and were pretty good sports about the whole thing.

Comment 17 Oct 2014

Ramzy spoke about this in a situational recently. Some key points:

Purdue's punishment for sucking every year equals the reward for winning the Big Ten.

So instead of relegation, have the B1G doormat over a three-year aggregate forfeit a percentage of its BTN winnings each year to the other schools. Call it the Suck Tax. There's simply no carrot anymore for improvement in the Big Ten with all of that money guaranteed. 

Comment 09 Oct 2014

The team will total 6,327 yards of total offense. 

Hmm, through six games... 2,124 yards of total offense. So close.

Comment 08 Oct 2014

Ben Cohen is one of the worst writers out there. He lives for click-bait. Don't do him the service of even clicking on that link.

Comment 30 Sep 2014

Bless your heart.

Comment 18 Sep 2014

I hear it. I used to do it when I was in undergrad.

I honestly don't understand the people who get real upset over it. The students don't literally want to see someone get their head ripped off. They're just having fun and it's harmless.

It's not like they're shouting "fuck her right in the pussy!" (couldn't resist.)

Comment 12 Sep 2014

Guys, guys, let's all calm down. I just saw Noah Spence eating a bagel sandwich on campus Wednesday, which we all know means that everything is ok.

Comment 12 Sep 2014

I just saw him Wednesday eating on campus wearing some Ohio State gear. This is me hoping that means something.