Inside every UM fan is a fat elderly woman trying to get out?

What is sounded like.  

Why is it always the refs fault?  

Amazing they can overlook all the missed calls on their team like when a WR is laying on the ground holding onto a PSU DB’s ankle to spring one of their explosive plays.  

I feel like the threat level should add this to low in addition to SAT scores.  

I’VE FIXED CFB, THE PLAYOFFS SYSTEM, SEC BIAS, AND HOW TO GET RID OF RUTGERS

Strength of schedules (Sagarin) for undefeated FBS schools:

Ohio St. - 19

Clemson - 35

Alabama - 49

Oklahoma - 61

Florida - 66

Wisconsin - 72

SMU - 76

LSU - 81

Minnesota - 84

Penn St. - 86

had to add this gem from twitter.  

All but Andy are dead to me now.  

Tell me more about these secret tunnels.  

I imagine they lead to a hidden room that’s filled with gold pants and a jeweled sarcophagus that houses the remains of the original Brutus costume.  

and was at Bowling Green State

As a graduate, please call it BGSU or add university.  Stopping at state feels wrong.  

Absolutely.

You can be a good person and suck at your job.  No reason to DV you.  Thanks for sharing.  

It feels like short of catching Dabo on tape he’s bulletproof.  

Ramzy, you nailed the hypocrisy in a neat package.  

The LSU story is shocking and I hadn’t read about it till now.  

Thank you.  

Roger.  Thanks for clarifying.  

Kevin, doesn’t the ESPN power rankings or FPI use ESPN recruiting rankings as part of the metric to rank teams?  

If so then overvaluing players in the south or players committed to SEC schools would show a bias that benefits the SEC and team rankings.  

I really don’t know for sure but I’m curious.  

OSU players and HC didn’t wear them.  It’s odd that the school representatives who played / coached  and won last years rose bowl aren’t rocking pins.  

NO MORE "It's Time For War" before the Michigan game. CHANGE IT UP!

7-0.  It’s time for war stays.  

That’s how this gif makes me feel AZ.  

https://twitter.com/markpantoni/status/1146186113805180934?s=20

Cant imbed but perfect 4th boom gif.   

It’s stuff like this that we’ve been missing since Birm left.  Thanks AE.  

Well shit.  

I’ll see myself out.  

Who are they rolling out on the d line?  They have next to nothing thanks to transfers and recruiting misses.  

Why you never count out ASU.  Gronk saw more beautiful women at ASU.  The rest is history.  

TTUN makes a major bowl game and plays a non power five school.  They didn’t want to be there and 10 starters sit out to prep for the draft.  They lose by 21.  

Just wanted to put a cherry on top.