Apparently, according to ESPN and this "reporter" Meyer had other duties aside from head football coach:
Postmaster General - inspect all packages to and from OSU football staff without their permission.
Marriage counselor: Sit down with each coach and his wife/significant other and solve their problems, include your wife in the discussions.
Law enforcement officer: Interpret the law and determine punishment for each staff member, regardless of whether a crime has been committed. This includes all accusations, rumors, possible arrests, regardless of whether law enforcement has found anyone guilty or not.
Psychiatrist: Determine each employee's state of mind before any trips, determine if they will send "dick picks" from the White House, put a stop to any nefarious activity.
Psychic: Much like Christopher Walken in the Dead Zone, shake the hand of all employees and determine their sins pre hiring and while on staff, weed out all evil doers if necessary.