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Apex, NC (via Scituate, RI)

MEMBER SINCE   May 09, 2015

OSU j-school grad, living in North Carolina.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Miracle on Ice; Steve Miller's pick-6 against Bama.
  • NFL TEAM: Team w/ most Buckeyes but no TTUNs
  • NHL TEAM: Boston Bruins
  • NBA TEAM: Used to be where LeBron was but can't root for LAL
  • MLB TEAM: Twins. Love Rocco Baldelli.
  • SOCCER TEAM: For 20 years it was USWNT, but not anymore.

Recent Activity

Comment 13 Sep 2019
OMG, OMG, OMG! This is why we love hating those assholes so much. They are the gift that keeps on giving. Yes, they "dominated" the average yards per play, outgaining Army 4.5 yards to 3.7. Wow! Nice job. Funnier, the meme they made talks about shutting down the run. If just talking running plays, Army outgained them 3.3 to 2.4 yards per rush. Man, that offense is wide open running on almost 2 cylinders.
Comment 08 Sep 2019
Ok, the AT BEST #2 team in the Big 12. The Big 12 that went 5-3 yesterday, with a loss to Coastal Carolina and wins over South Dakota, UTEP, San Antonio, Bowling Green and McNeese. I'm going to hold off being impressed just yet. Texas looked terrible.
Comment 07 Sep 2019
Lol. I literally just copied that to post in here. Yes, please. That's all anybody wants. OSU fans, MSU, fans, Bama fans, Cal fans, ETSU fans, junior college fans, soccer fans, people in China. We just want those _ichigan fans, for once, for the love of god, to just shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!
Comment 05 Sep 2019

Cupboard is bare? Ohio State's cupboard? The most star-studded team in Ohio State history has a bare cupboard?

And you say that's not a knock? So bare cupboard is a compliment? I'm so confused. Did I log onto an Indiana site by mistake? 

Comment 04 Sep 2019
God, we get so worked up over what talking heads say. People used to lose their shit over Brent Musburger like his words actually influenced outcomes. One thing I'll say about Klatt, last year near the end of The Game, he said, "Harbaugh has to be bitterly disappointed with the team's performance today." Pure gold!!!! I will buy that man a beer any time.
Comment 26 Aug 2019
"Ha, ha, ha. Whelp, that's a funny story on how them there boys tested for them dumb ole things. High strength aspirin is all they are, really. Tell ya what, take a run down my slide, let's go to dinner, and then if you ever want to work in big-time media again you'll never mention those ugly rumors again." --Dabo
Comment 18 Aug 2019
I think the point is, instead of having 6 people tell the readers why the same guy is going to win, the more journalistic way of doing it, with such a heavy slant for one guy, would have been doing something like having you all vote a top-5, and tabulating it and then doing a story around that and talking about each of the consensus top 5. But that would have taken effort, so...
Comment 15 Aug 2019
Never... fucking... ever.
Comment 14 Aug 2019
Saying they will beat OSU and that they will compete for a playoff spot doesn't make him a liar if he truly believes it. It just makes him dumber than shit.
Comment 01 Aug 2019
If beating Alabama consistently is the criteria, that gives us Clemson. And no one else. Then we can start building from there. Not talking about who deserves to make the playoffs in December. Talking about who "appears" to be loaded in July. Good lord, it looks like you have me defending an SEC team in here.