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EZE


Phoenix, AZ (via Chicago, IL)

MEMBER SINCE   June 09, 2015

Born into sports apathy, married into Buckeye fanaticism.

Favorites

  • SPORTS MOMENT: 85 yards through the heart of the south
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: SIMBA
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Aaron Craft
  • NFL TEAM: New Orleans Buckeyes
  • NHL TEAM: Chicago Blackhawks
  • NBA TEAM: Phoenix Suns
  • MLB TEAM: Arizona Diamondbacks
  • SOCCER TEAM: Liverpool

Recent Activity

Comment 14 Aug 2019

He seemed to me to be the fastest linebacker on the field, and made some great plays in coverage. He was out of position on a few big plays, but so did the rest of the linebackers. The only reservation I have with Werner is he seems to me to be more like a safety playing linebacker, but if he bulks up and takes to coaching that could be an asset in today's game.

Comment 30 May 2019
Hey Alexa, how do I give helmet stickers to an article?
Comment 20 Mar 2019

If I wasn't confident it would absolutely ruin his life, I'd be begging for my Cincinnati Bengals to take him. But he's done nothing to deserve that.

I feel exactly the same about my Arizona Cardinals. Would love to get a red Bosa or Haskins jersey next year... but I'd hate for any Buckeye to have to try to make it on this dysfunctional team.

Comment 20 Feb 2019

Dear Mr. Nazrallah,

Between this article and today's Skull Session, you'll see a growing number of complaints regarding "proofreading". As an experienced reader of articles and accomplished pedantic, I have the skills that your commentariat are clearly clamoring for. I'm willing to accept the position of Sr. Director of Proofreading in return for 1 mid-to-high tier bourbon delivered directly to my residence on the first Friday of each month.

I will expect the offer sheet in reply to this comment.

Good day,

EZE

P.S. My wife favors a Manhattan cocktail, so please keep this in mind when selecting bourbons for payment.

Comment 20 Feb 2019

meeting and exceeding expectations. You know those words! You hear them right before learning of your 1.8% merit increase.

I come here to avoid work not to be reminded of the crushing reality of the decreasing value of my salary :(

Comment 20 Feb 2019

What's with all the nitpicking in this comment section? I've been known to point out a typo or misused idiom from time to time too, but there is a lot of plain old complaining here, and it's not as if this is new or unique to skull sessions or even eleven warriors.

On top of that, I want to voice my appreciation for the level of interaction we get with the writers here. Not common to get a response from the writer on your whining post, but it does help keep the feel of a close-knit community site even though it's now so big.

Maybe I'm extra-sensitive to this right now because I just started writing for my job recently and it is HARD AS HELL. A daily post of this length especially in the offseason has been put in a new light for me, and I'm super happy to be able to read this every morning.

Comment 07 Feb 2019

I'm honestly a bit worried we'll have a similar problem again regarding too many cooks. Still using terms like "passing-game coordinator", "running game coordinator", "front 7 co-dc" "back 4 co-dc". I'm overall optimistic because everyone sounds confident and purposed in interviews, but I have concerns with all the "co-" tags. Similar to 2017/2018 depth chart problems...

Comment 06 Feb 2019

Thanks for this comment. I was sitting here operating under the belief that the retraction was real and the original was fake... a good reminder to just constantly maintain skepticism, doubly so when it comes to young adults and relationship problems.

Comment 31 Jan 2019

I was excited to see Arizona has a team and was thinking it might be a fun family activity with the 3 kids. But the cheapest tickets are $20/seat and anywhere near midfield is $125/seat. I just can't drop $100 on tickets alone before snacks and drinks for one afternoon. Oh well. I hope the production quality is good and the game is fun to watch so we can enjoy football a little longer before the interminable offseason.