Anyone coming in wearing blue, gets 10% added to their bill. Asked to leave, you say? Nah, it's still a business.

My favorite Dangerfield quote was (and I paraphrase) when he said he was propositioned by a hooker on the way to the show.  She told him she'd do anything for $10.  He said "Great! Clean my garage!"

He's not fat, he's fluffy.

Also a fan of nooners. That leaves plenty of time for football at 3:30.

Vandy will keep throwing low outside sliders until they are forced to change. Lay off or learn to hit them. OSU did better the last two games.

Good Lord! Those guys up there start yapping as recruits and don't stop until their last loss. It must be a requirement.

I never call them the "Fab Five". I call them "The best team in the history of the world never to win a damn thing" TBTITHOTWNTWADT. No Big Ten, no national. Well, Howard sure knows how to get great player$ to come there.

Let me guess: She wrote and produced that song and video all by herself. Isn't that special?

Yes, but Howard knows how to get players like Roy Tarpley, Chri$ Webber and Jalen Ro$e to come ro the program.

Good luck, Mathew. Next.

I just thought, OK, now what?

We want dogs. Not a bunch of kitty cats.

You mean "The Harvard of the midwest?" Ask Desmond Howard.

Sometimes the prevailing thought is s that many football players are either big and dumb or fast and dumb. That really can't be the case when you get a glimpse of these playbooks. I fancied myself aa being pretty intelligent in college, but I had trouble figuring out the difference between 6.0 and 3.2.

I am and I agree. The Browns have moved east.

If she woke up looking like Naomi Watts, I wouldn't care if she sounded like Groucho Marx.

How about Shane Falco?  

The next player who says how thrilled he is to be at Ohio State, loves the competition, and is in it for the long haul, I think I'll barf. 

Yes, but do they have a slide?

Yeah, like hockey where someone else could take his place in the penalty box.

If he thinks it was a mirage, maybe he needs to watch it again.  He might discover that the only reason they were still even in the game was because the Buckeyes gave them the chances through unforced turnovers and penalties. 

No place is as loud as SJA when it gets rockin'  The PA Announcer is not needed, since you can't hear him anyway.  Love the atmosphere. 

On the other hand, in the days of Granville Waiters and Carlos Davis, you could hear the sneakers squeak.  Still, no better place. 

The Law of Diminishing Returns is too often ignored in business models any more.  As a Marketing and Bus. Admin. major, it drives me nutty.  I thought OSU learned that with the basketball team.  I was a long time split season ticket holder, but the rising prices caused me to rethink the situation and bail out.  OSU took notice that the Schott fails to sell out and has adjusted their ticket pricing to offer more options.  The prices still haven't gone down, but they give fans more choices, so they are coming around.  I still am not going to games live, but only because of personal reasons, not cost, necessarily.  Football, on the other hand seems to follow the pattern of the lemonade stand owners who sell lemonade for 10 cents a glass and had 50 customers but couldn't make a profit.  Therefore, they raised the cost of a glass to $10 thinking, "We only have to sell one to make a profit".  In the end, they end up with no profit and inventory on hand. I fear OSU is going down the same path. 

We don't need any kitty cats, we need dogs!

Watching him run is painful.  He lacks the speed and finesse of J. T. and the power of Cardale. The next tackle he breaks will be his first.