This was my favorite line from the original article:

And none of these even involve Rich Rodriguez or Brady Hoke, whose eras UM fans also had to endure. What haunted treasure crypt did y'all disturb??

Wow, that's extremely petty for a teacher to do to a 6th-grader

I always tell people I know that "You can spew all the bullshit and lies you want, eventually someones gonna start believing you"

Did they start believing you?
 

The lure of booty might help.

Who does number two work for?

It seems that Urban has followed Max Weinberg's advice:

Here's the actual study: http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2645104

I'm surprised that Mr. Byrnes chose the Army Of Giants article instead of this one from the same site: The Forgotten Story Of The First Cat-stronaut

Interesting how that m looks like a B on its side...

Ohio State Will Land One Pledge Tonight

I've seen that first one before

Brutus hadn't yet adopted his striped shirt and track pants (in fact, those look like khakis... hmm...) but instead wore a No. 36 jersey and clown shoes.

Khakis and clown shoes go together

THE need to stop

A-F'ing-MEN!  I've always thought that was one of the stupidest things I'd ever heard.  Especially now that Brady Hoke is gone, there's no need to worry about being mistaken for Ohio University.

I was about to ask if John Denver counts, but then I looked him up and it turns out that bastard isn't even from West Virginia!  (Which actually makes much more sense)

I'll admit I have genuinely mixed feelings about the OH-IO chant.  Sometimes it can be weird on the street, yet glorious when it's 100K voices in the Shoe or an opponent's stadium.  But tell me, what other fanbase is better prepared for a pop quiz on how to spell its own name?

I kinda left that door wide open

Are we still going with the "that's what she said jokes"?

the staff's use — or lack thereof — of the tight end position

Catching passes are only part of a TE's job though.  Meyer put TEs into the second day of the NFL draft in two of the past three years.

four of Michigan's titles came from 1901-1904

Isn't that before the forward pass was legal?

Oddly strong feelings.  It's a bad day for America when people at both ends of the political spectrum tell us we have to hate people who don't agree with us.  It's a much worse day for America when we start buying into that crap.

Is your signature line just going for irony?

The uncle from Napoleon Dynamite was from Idaho, wasn't he? (Would have gif'd if not on phone)

I love how he makes the linemen look small.