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Desymond 12th Warrior

Columbus (via Rochester, NY)

MEMBER SINCE   September 15, 2016

Friend from my MS program had me store his huge block O (from his undergrad) that he couldn't move cross-country with, a year before I ended up committing to a PhD here. It was destiny. I offset horrible Sundays watching the Bills with great Saturdays watching the Buckeyes.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Catching a baseball that Mariano Rivera warmed up with in the bullpen. He never went in the game because Joba Chamberlain blew it in the 8th before Mo could save it in the 9th. Bullpen coach tossed me the ball after the game was over.
  • NFL TEAM: Buffalo Bills
  • MLB TEAM: New York Yankees

Recent Activity

Comment 28 Mar 2020

Normally I'd be all about this, but ammo prices are ridiculous right now. No point in getting a new toy if it's stupidly expensive to play with it. I guess if you're stocked up it's a bit different.

Comment 27 Mar 2020

It's upsetting to me that we aren't prioritizing beating TTUN. I need those gold pants. Screw strategy, take down the khaki bastards. 

Comment 26 Mar 2020

I think he could have won it all this year. I really think we could have had three individual champs. Really freaking sucks we didn't get to see it happen. I think whenever the pandemic is over they should host the tourny anyways with whoever can still make weight and wants to wrestle. 

Comment 16 Mar 2020

I'm a firm believer that context plays a huge role in how good things taste. After a long day of SCUBA diving (for work, not pleasure) on the Ohio River, I had two ribeyes at Outback Steakhouse (or maybe Texas Longhorns, can't even remember). The waitress refused to let me order two steaks, so I had to order the full meals. A couple coworkers still reference it to this day that I ate both full meals. Granted I probably burned more calories than both meals during the day. Anyways, exhausted, empty stomach, free (work paid), and average/decent steaks to  begin with make those the best steaks I've ever had. Next time you see how much a bridge replacement costs taxpayers you can blame me for expensing $70 meals from Outback Steakhouse. 

Comment 23 Feb 2020

Same shit happens to me every day. Nobody bothers me for hours, until 10 seconds after I fart. Without fail someone comes up to bother me. I'm hoping over time they start to think I'm just smelly and leave me alone 100% of the time.