City of Kings.
Disclaimer: This particular Cat King is not from the City of Kings, but from Portland.
I don't think Guy Fieri will help. He might actually hurt us:
With the addition of the Select 17, the B1G and the rest of the country should be on notice.
(I've been waiting to use this one. I've been rewatching "Melrose Place" on Hulu and it cracks me up. Pure early 90s over-the-top cheese.)
As I said above, it seems there's always one! :-)