My wedding was in September of 2012. I did what any good man would do. We got married on the beach. On a Monday...
We not only don't deserve to go to the playoffs, we kinda suck most of the time. What a shame. We have the talent to beat anyone.
Fine. I'll say it.
Buckeye fan for life, but dudes, fuck the targeting rule.
I wonder if they know that site isn't 11 Warriors' rival?
My thoughts exactly. Seen our boys get ejected for much, much less. Some of them weren't even close to targeting.
73 - 0, because this is America. I have the freedom to guess as ridiculously as I want. What's more ridiculous is that it's not THAT crazy. It's entirely possible.
I was at the local Twin Peaks in Birmingham with my wife and nephew for the game. After that play, I got up to go take a piss, but before walking away, I watched the replay to confirm what I thought I would come back to. When I returned, my nephew told me they overturned it. "What the actual fuck!" blurted out of my mouth, as rage filled flashbacks of Denzel Ward getting robbed of possibly the best defensive play in all of college football last year streamed through my head.
On the second part, it's early. I've seen teams fail to put it together until rivalry week magically kick ass from then on many times. I'm just some guy that drinks and swears too much on Saturdays. All I can do is watch, and hope they don't drop one like Iowa last year before they get it figured out.
Gary Patterson has visible sweat stains by the second quarter, in an indoor stadium with the roof closed.
Highlight reel, once in a lifetime kind of play that should have been a touchdown, only to be robbed by the shitty targeting police. They even have instant replay. I honestly don't understand what they're looking at/for. Their words don't match their actions.
In their lone 2014 loss, they let a team put up 61 fucking points. SIXTY-ONE! Playoff teams don't give up 61. FSU was getting tackled by ghosts (should be illegal) and literally giving the ball away against Oregon and didn't give up 61. Every sentence in this statement says 61 somewhere.
Sixty Fucking One.
Most are tired of DESIGNED QB runs, not a scramble with a beautiful juke we haven't seen since Braxton, and following through calling blocks all the way to diving for the pylon. All from a backup that completed 100 percent of his passes after people bitched about him even being in games.
Tate, you have my vote.
Almost picked that, but this week, they're gonna make TWO field goals!
Pretty sure Kansas is actually the favorite.
I like 3:30 games. My wife and I work together, and if we both work a half-day on Saturdays, it adds up to $450 from overtime. Night games are even better.
55 -17 Buckeyes, in a game that's close for about 6 minutes. Then Monday, I'll get to hear on the radio how underwhelming Ohio State is. Gotta love the south.
By the way, for some reason, the radio assclowns down here have a hard-on for Wisconsin. Not sure why.
Seems like there might be another team with more top ten finishes in recent history. Help me out. I'm drawing a blank.
If one more person types "Webber", I'm gonna lose my shit.
63 - 7.
80 - 0, Buckeyes. Angry. Relentless. I already feel bad for their QB.
I think Warriner should be your OC too. Maybe give Texas Tom a call and see if he'll consider a trade for Timmy as well. What could go wrong?
I'm not usually like this, but I really want them to run up the score on everyone they play this year. Just relentless football for 60 straight minutes, using timeouts inappropriately while up big in the 4th. They say they're playing angry. Show the world how angry.