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Arizona_Buckeye 12th Warrior

Toronto, Ontario (via Grove City, Ohio)

MEMBER SINCE   December 02, 2011

I am a devote Pastafarian and a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I have been touched by his Noodly Appendages!!!


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Sitting in the stands at the Fiesta Bowl Game watching Ohio State dominate the U to win the National Championship!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Chargers
  • NHL TEAM: Bruins
  • NBA TEAM: none
  • MLB TEAM: none
  • SOCCER TEAM: none

Recent Activity

Comment 07 Jun 2020

I could listen to Urbs talk all day long!  He is, by far, one of the best analyst on TV and I watch him every second he is on! I still remember spitting out my cocktail when he uttered 'Find the Fish' during his first show on Fox last year!  He only got better!  We were so fortunate to go from Tress, to Urbs, to Day!  I have a good friend here in Arizona who is a PSU grad and a rabid fan. I remember the call I got when they announced Urban had gotten the job at OSU!  His first sentence was - ARE YOU F@#$ING KIDDING ME!  You have a scandal and we're finally free of The Vest, and you get Urban f@#$ing Meyer!  I still chuckle at that moment!

Comment 28 May 2020


The Mike Doss story is epic! He passed on going to the NFL his senior year because he'd won a championship at every level and wanted to do it in college! I was at the Fiesta Bowl game and it was GLORIOUS!  Not to mention, earlier in the day, I met my future wife for lunch (first date) before she left Phoenix for two weeks!  That was a great day!

Comment 15 May 2020

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... I was sitting in that stadium for every away version of the Cooper Era and this name still haunts me.  If memory serves me right, I believe our defense crushed their starting RB and after dragging him off the field, this jackal came in and nobody could tackle him.  He just ran over, around, and by everybody.  I can still hear the stadium announcer's voice saying his name over and over and over!

Comment 13 May 2020

I started playing because it was something, anything, related to college football... but quickly realized it was a blast just because we had the chance to crush TTUN in another venue. When we pulled out the victory on the very last night with a stunning come from behind effort - it was f@#$ing glorious.  I hopped over to mgoblog and the amount of butt-hurt being spit out over there was as glorious as it was during the actual college football season!  It is SO easy to deliver kicks to the groin when they're laying there wallowing in their own defeat and self pity! I do hope that when/if they fire up another round, all 11W members will join in on the fun!

Comment 12 May 2020

Michi... I hadn't used reddit before either, but this sounded like a good distraction activity.  Last week was ridiculously bad for us and the rolls just kept screwing us. I think we were in 5th place and about 10 territories down to TTUN.  Luck changed and we clawed our way back to 1 behind before last night's final roll!  F@#$ing hilarious!!!  When the next game pops up - I highly recommend joining up.  Everybody is so helpful getting us newbies up to speed on how to play!

Comment 12 May 2020

What a glorious night it was... there is something magical about winning it all on the last roll and ripping the hearts out of TTUN in the process! They were about to start celebrating a rare victory over Ohio State - so desperate to claim a win, any win, to reclaim some sliver of greatness again.  And we f@#$ing crushed them on the very last roll in a stunning come from behind victory.  GOD there is so much glorious karma in this... If you really want to taste their tears, head over to mgoblog and read how they admitted to cheating, but lost because *checks notes* - Ohio State cheated better!!! BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comment 22 Apr 2020

Troy Smith is certainly the greatest Wolverine killer!!! Dude was a stone cold slayer of rodents and still remains one of my all time favorite Buckeye players.  That outrageous game when we were #1 and TTUN #2 was epic and cemented Troy's title of the GOAT in ripping out their hearts and feasting on them with a huge smile on his face!

Comment 07 Apr 2020

Seriously - as stupid as this sounds coming from a 59 year old fat guy.... I joined the Buckeye Risk Team 11 days ago and have been having a blast battling Chaos and TTUN! It has been a fun distraction during the pandemic to at least get some competitive sports juices flowing! I would highly recommend the 11W crowd to join and help us push TTUN into the Pacific ocean and cheer while they sink to the bottom!

Comment 17 Mar 2020

Holy shit - is the coronavirus a Buckeye?  WOW, this is just crazy - in an awesome way!  I was on mgoblog last night lapping up their tears of misery and this will most certainly get more flowing. They absolutely are sure that the Buckeyes are cheating by throwing loads of cash at these recruits.  You know, because they're not getting these commitments so, they must be cheating!

Ah, as always, it is a GREAT day to be a Buckeye!!!