I thought Danny Clark was gonna be our next great quarterback....

The only reason people on this website hate Beth Mowins is because she is a woman and they can't stand the idea of a female announcer. The only thing that would set those meatheads off more would be a gay announcer, which I would love to see some day.

Does anyone else notice Urban's disciples Fickell and Herman are on this list also? Could it be a philosophy thing?

I went to my one and only buckeye football game, the one where we murdered penn state. It was 42-7 before half time and there was this old ass man who was screaming "SIT DOWN! SIT DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNN!" and there I am 22 years old, screaming my lungs out. I lost my voice by halftime. Half time was over and him and the rest of the geezers in my section LEFT THE DAMN GAME. I was glad. At least we didn't have to get yellled at for cheering.....AT A FUCKING PRIMETIME FOOTBALL GAME THAT I SPENT OVER 400 DOLLARS ON TWO TICKETS TO ATTEND AT A TOP FIVE ALL TIME PROGRAM ON NATIONAL TLEVISION AGAINST A MAJOR CONFERENCE RIVAL? Well, the old people did accomplish something. It was breast cancer awareness night and they managed to complain about how "gay" the pink glow sticks they handed out for free were. You old mother fuckers ruin buckeye football. Are you insane? Let's do an under 30 night and an over 60 night and see what is the better atmosphere. Bet the rent. Under 30 wins every damn time.

"This is further proof of Urban Meyer's corruption" - Brett Mcmurphy (probably)

1961 was the last time we beat them. We had lost 5 in a row.

1. Woody. 5 natties and he was before my time so I can romanticize his coaching career in a way I can't with JT and Urban. 2. Jim Tressel. Listen I know Urban recruited better and won at a higher rate. But when I was a kid growing up in Cincinnati the Iowa Hawkeyes were my favorite team because I liked the bird on their helmet. Lame I know! But it never occured to me that a team from Ohio could win a championship. All that changed on that night in the desert against Miami. I'll never forget that night as a kid. I sat two feet in front of the TV for the entire four hours. It felt like forty. My dad and I bonded over that game in a way we never have. Go bucks! 3. Urban. Great players. The talent has been insane. But the frustration has been overwhelming at times as well. 2014 could be my favorite buckeye team of my lifetime (along with 2002 and 2012)

Not sure how to embed on mobile. Hope this works: Tim Shoemaker (@TimShoemaker) Tweeted: hearing Justin Fields' family just closed on a house in Dublin. Must credit Tim Shoemaker https://twitter.com/TimShoemaker/status/1074849210787352576?s=17 EDIT: Aaaaaand it didn't work. But this is already a done deal if true. EDIT 2: Can confirm. This is a joke, my IQ is 80 and that is generous. Love y'all. Go bucks.

I'm drunk. Sorry. Don't hate on me y'all.

I blame old people. They should have an under 50 night. I bet that would be the best.

Although it might not be everyone's cup of tea, I thought The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina was amazing.

"It's The End Of The World" by REM

Delusional coaches

Uh-oh boys, he's back at it again this morning...

I was feeling SLIGHTLY better....then I watched Michigan and Bama play and realized the the minor improvements we have made probably won't save us in the long run. I think if we play like that, Michigan beats us 80% of the time and Bama would win like 99 out of 100.

Threat level midnight

I hate my life. Purdue by 40.

I guess all that "leadership" doesn't get the ball from point a to point b accurately and on time. Color me shocked *eye roll*

Wilmington in Clinton County is absolutely beautiful. It's lost a little luster since DHL left, but it's still gotta be the nicest town down the 71 stretch between Cincy and Columbus.

Damn, this post really brought out the crazies

MLS is not a ponzi scheme. Next thing you're gonna be telling me that the government is putting fluoride in the two water to control our minds lol

*Shakes fist* "That ain't how they done it in Europe! New things scare me!!!! Structuring your league like the NFL, NBA, and MLB is a terrible idea because those leagues are so bad!!! Milk used to cost a nickel!!!!"

You pro/rel guys are always so pissed off. It really cracks me up. I'm really excited to be in the MLS. American soccer is only trending upward in my opinion, and in 20 or 30 years we could be every bit as good as the Premier League and when that happens don't act like you always supported these teams or the league. Please go back to yelling at clouds.

Loves Carrot Top OP used to have a career in prop comedy and was heavily influenced by the comedy stylings of the carrot himself. Or so I was told a few years ago.