What Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh Said Following His Team's 62-39 Blowout Loss to Ohio State

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

Rethinking your life decisions huh, Jim

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

I Believe In Ohio State.

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DaiTheFlu's picture

I would say virtually every Michigan fan is rethinking their life decisions tonight.

We can't stop here; this is bat country...

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nickel beer's picture

... especially having to do with their moving mouths before the game.  They do not learn.  I mean, every time, this guy gives a SNL worthy performance post-game show.

half machine

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Dominus's picture

Higdon’s “guarantee” of a Wolverine victory is looking really foolish now. I’m proud of our team for not mouthing off before the game but speaking out where it really counts —- on the field.

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LCT's picture

Agreed

Lifetime vs. UM: L 8-1, C 7-0, T 4-0

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terryin20878's picture

Not a peep on the UM sites regarding Higdon.  When Harbaugh did it in '86, well, UM fans still brag about that to this day.  Maybe Higdon's misstep will finally put this stupid thing to bed.

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subUrbanBuck22's picture

So I have a coworker from Detroit who is a big UM fan but has lived here long enough that I’m thinking he could switch over to the good guys. Is there a protocol for that? Do I have to like “jump” him in? Maybe beat the Blue out of him?

Go Bucks!

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CowCat's picture

Any convert to our Buckeye religion must go through a series of trials.

Firstly they shall learn the songs and traditions
Secondly they shall learn of the best dive bars in Columbus
Thirdly they shall receive electric shock therapy until the colors blue and yellow make them sick.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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Buctor's picture

Be kind and patient.  Help all you are able.  Go as fast as you can but not so fast that they have a breakdown.  Just know that like many that change, the converts sometimes become the most ardent and vocal followers!!!

Beat everyone, in every sport, all the time!!!

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The Braden's picture

"Where are you taking the team next year, Jim?"

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Buxki84's picture

South Pole?

I'd rather be a minute early than an hour early, 'cause I like to procrastinate.

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WestSideTower'79's picture

He should consider taking them on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to somewhere they've never been, or likely to have the chance to in the future.

Like Indianapolis .  .  .

North until you smell it, west until you step in it

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WestSideTower'79's picture

If you put "harbaugh post OSU" into your YouTube search box, the above video pops up as your second option. Bring it up and the channel host has listed it in the category "Comedy".

A screen shot needed to complete all Buckeye desktops .  .  .

North until you smell it, west until you step in it

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mtrotb's picture

Peter Burns
✔ @PeterBurnsESPN

Does Urban Meyer have to claim Jim Harbaugh on his taxes?

How does this work?

mtrotb

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KENTACOHUT's picture

I’m sure there is an exemption for that somewhere ! 

"Vitalum Vitalis "

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stpetebuck's picture

The Ohio State Buckeyes thank you hairball 

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NHBuckeye's picture

We’ll make darn sure it doesn’t happen again:

Fields of Dreams

 

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IGotAWoody's picture

“The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.” – Theodore Roosevelt

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EarleFan's picture

Reporter: "Jim gives us your thoughts on your second half adjustments."

Harbaugh: "Umm, puddin' pop hood scoop bop-bop, danger Will Robinson and the best word in the English language.  From free bird to Oscar the Burt and Ernie, french tickler poop penis. Next question, thank you"

Reporter:  "Thanks, Coach you're a true michigan man"

"I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!"

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Rollin'85South's picture

I imagined one of those bad lip reading videos when I read this! Nice work.

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CowCat's picture

"French tickler poop penis" has to be a band, wearing blue and yellow. They could open for the Dead Schembechlers.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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SnGinWV's picture

Please don’t leave for the NFL 

plaese stay!!   Buckeye fans love it you’re there 

Life long fan of... The!

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bucknut1994's picture

#94Ways

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DaiTheFlu's picture

Absolutely, yes.

We can't stop here; this is bat country...

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Buctor's picture

Absolutely agree DTF, the correct answer can be they are both equally bad, especially in the moment!

Beat everyone, in every sport, all the time!!!

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EnonBuck79's picture

Those two field goals are TDs and it's the most scored on them..... ever. Let me tell you....that would be cool.

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southalabamabuckeye's picture

Harbaugh seemed as dejected as ever after the game. It seemed as if he knew this year was TTUN'S best chance and the still were crushed.

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Cuser17's picture

Harbaugh has taken his team to Europe. Taken them to Rome. But will never take them to Indianapolis! 

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Rocket Man's picture

Maybe he should take them to the 500 next year.  Get them used to seeing all that speed in one place.

Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege. 
Tyrion: A wedding. 
Varys: Exactly.

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USArmyBuckeye's picture

Side note: Rome is in Europe :)

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Cuser17's picture

I know :P I couldn’t remember what other stupid trip they took!

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LandonTruckedCollins's picture

Normandy. Remember, the idiot botched the D-Day ceremony.

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You can't spell chump without UM's picture

Hey Harbaugh, at least you finished better than third place in the division this year.

Tom Brady lost to John Cooper. Never forget.

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mtrotb's picture

Actually they finished 4th in the east last year.

mtrotb

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BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

I almost feel sorry for the guy...

... NOT.

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BTBuckeye's picture

We ran base formation offense 80% of the game. Subbing a WR for TE occasionally. Some trips and 0 back stuff, but it was straight up Mesh crossing routes and basic shit. I have zero idea how UM was not prepared for what we ran today. Wonder what we had planned, but didnt show?

Oh well, go bucks!

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Mortc15's picture

It’s just that we won the 1 on 1 matchups. Look at the Devin bush-Parris Campbell play he got hurt on. He’s right there and Parris was just too fast for him. That was the theme of the day. Osu speed crushed them. 

Buck-I4Life

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JohnnyKozmo's picture

Boiled down to protection.  It was in the film study posted on don browns defense. Hes going to match up hope to get pressure on the qb.  When he doesn’t get pressure, it’s 1 on 1, and they don’t have the horses yet to stay with the Buckeyes speed.  

You're too stupid to have a good time. -Dalton

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JohnnyKozmo's picture

Really?

You're too stupid to have a good time. -Dalton

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BucksHave7's picture

0-4 and $28M later.  Worth every penny to a Buckeye!

BucksHave7

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BBQ_Fan's picture

Wonder what we had planned, but didn't show

A pass out of the Martell package?

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Ca114fire's picture

Can we get Jim a helmet sticker?

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Buxki84's picture

Not sure how, but Harbaugh graded out a champion.

I'd rather be a minute early than an hour early, 'cause I like to procrastinate.

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droessl's picture

"Jim, any chance you'll allow the team to eat chicken next year, you know, like normal people?"

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Now would be a good time to go back to the NFL. 

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

yeah, too bad Les Miles is going to Kansas, too

"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine

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Buxki84's picture

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...

I'd rather be a minute early than an hour early, 'cause I like to procrastinate.

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stpetebuck's picture

I thought Fuller, Young, Harrison and Sheffield would make a differece today.  All did except maybe Sheffield.  Wow just wow!!!!!

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Deano's picture

In 4 games, Jimmy has allowed 169 points.

During the entire 10 year war, Bo gave up 105.

What an asswipe.

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CowCat's picture

There was no energy from Harbaugh, before, during or after the game. He just grimaced while his team was taken behind the woodshed.

I got the vibe that Harbaugh and his staff didn't stress the importance of The Game (obviously). Ed Warriner didn't get his revenge as we continually stuffed the run.

The only UM player I feel somewhat sorry for is Shea Patterson. He simply didn't understand the buzzsaw he was walking into. 

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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Frimmel's picture

I think you are wrong about Jim not knowing the importance of the game. Dude was a kid around Beau and then played and won in The Game. He knows what this one means.

His team just wasn't good enough. That is the source of being shell-shocked. I think they did give it their best shot. But that wasn't nearly enough. That look is a "now what do I do" look. TTUN is in for a long winter even if they win their bowl game.

You've got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight. 

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CowCat's picture

Don't get me wrong, I know Harbaugh understands the importance of The Game. He grew up around it.

It's just the lack of passion that I noticed. I expected TTUN to have a trick or two up their sleeves, but instead it was the Bo offense from the 1980's. They should have predicted that we would run crossing routes to negate their man defense. They didn't do anything against it.

Giving up the most points in the TTUN vs. OSU rivalry is eye-opening. I didn't even see it getting that bad. I was thinking 21-14 OSU, not dropping 62 points on them.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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GOOMBAY's picture

<Parris Campbell easy-striding down the sideline>

<distant yet piercing hawk call>

Jim Harbaugh's current nightmare...

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tomgreg's picture

Here are some amusing Michigan articles on their loss for those interested.....

https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/

Onward and upward! Go Buckeyes!

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CowCat's picture

"I was licking my chops," Buckeyes quarterback Dwayne Haskins said. "I see the one-high covers and that's a quarterback's dream."

Give this man more chops. Well-seasoned and fire-grilled.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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UckBuck44's picture

God Bless Jim Harbaugh, the great state of Ohio and buckeye nation pray he never leaves the TSUN. We welcome your zainy antics, competitive nature, bizarre press conferences, and your annual loss to our beloved Buckeyes every Saturday after Thanksgiving....

Hard Work and Good Decisions

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script-ohio's picture

Not even worth watching.  "Ohio State played great.  And we take full responsibility for the loss" x 50

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Jabba the Hoke's picture

Disagree, worth watching just for the first "answer".

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RunEddieRun1983's picture

Jim Harbaugh is the embodiment of all things Michigan 

Urban Meyer left an incredible legacy. 12/4/18 Ryan Day begins his.

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Furious George 27's picture

 As an OSU fan after last weekend, I had no confidence in this defense. They made the plays necessary and made that #1 D look like a joke. Am I the only person thinking that after 6 years this was the biggest win in the game surprising?

Yeah, well…that’s just like, your opinion, man.

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painterlad's picture

I know this won't be popular, but I really felt sorry for Harbaugh as I watched him. That must suck, having to answer questions after a major-league ass whooping. I'm afraid that I might be growing as a person.

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

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CowCat's picture

I felt sort of bad for him, because he was gracious. What I didn't see was a coach who was upset about giving the 2nd most points in UM's history. Bizzare.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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BucksHave7's picture

Revenge Tour CANCELLED by its Owner. 

Thank you for your cooperation,

Urban Meyer

BucksHave7

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CowCat's picture

If I could upvote this 1000x I would. Still LOL.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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Crumb's picture

When on the field with the students there was a random banana peel on the ground. 

Student: Who leaves a banana peel on the middle of the turf.

Me: Probably Harbaugh. 

Student: Bahahahaha, Harbauh Hahaha. Harbaugh forever!!!

I don't know about forever but he's currently tied with Rich Rod as my all time favorite coach of that team up north. 

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

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