So, you're saying it's a stretch to call this a secret...
"Maybe the Big Ten is not that bad. Maybe it's pretty damn good.'' ~ Urban Meyer
You’re going to make a damn good Mod.
Feed the trolls
There are many perks to being an elite athlete. Eating anything you want all the time, money, the admiration of women. But the best part is being able to snap your fingers and get a stretch from a trainer 3 times per day.
I was always impressed by that ad with Draymond green, even though he is a tool, where he is getting worked over by his trainer.
High and tight boo boo
I'd rather take the women
Conan: what is best in life?
To crush your enemies.
To see them driven before you.
And to hear the lamentations of their women.
"Do not fear me gypsy, all I want is your tears."
-- Borat Sagdiyev
In before the close.
I apologize I did not see it posted anywhere else, send me to jail. I will accept all responsibility and my punishment.
De ja vue all over again
Some stories are so good they (small)bear repeating.
I'd rather be an hour early than a minute late.
They showed his dad on tv during the Or St game and he looked like he was ready to play. I forget the crew doing the game, but they said the same thing about him.