Harbaugh's Office Whiteboard

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FitzBuck's picture

Looks like the whiteboard at a bumper sticker factory.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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Elks' comb over's picture

No wonder the guy can’t win a game

“Megadeth >>> Metallica” - Alum 2019. I couldn’t agree more.

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

He's been known to come through on occasion.

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Buckeyeincleveburg's picture

or the creative lounge at a greeting card company

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Mostly Gray's picture

Who knew he kept every fortune from every visit he made to various Chinese restaurants?

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Chic'sGhost's picture

I've always wondered, if something is unknown to mankind, how could you use it?

Barney Fife lives, and he lives among us.  

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faux_maestro's picture

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

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BucknutinNC's picture

I've never seen that "Whose got it better than us" clip before! LMAO!! That's Savage!

A.E. Porter

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INENEMYTERRITORY's picture

"I've been known to come through on occasion...but
not occasions in late November."

Honest guy. Weird guy, but honest guy.

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Crowd Threatening Bauserbombs's picture

Comes through Cbus on the way to the Outback Bowl

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faux_maestro's picture

"If you have to say you are, you ain't"

I mean, it's the truth. Maybe they should listen. (I hope they never do).

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

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Sanantonefan's picture

Well, they don't say they're losers, and they are.

You Got Barbecue Back There!?!?!?!

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BradentonBuck's picture

Maybe he should add "if you ain't first...you're last"

A lot of them quotes, by themselves, aren't bad but altogether to me just scream madman or right from the unibomber playbook.

Buckeye til I die

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LeftCoastBuck's picture

The unibomber....as a “Michigan Man” certainly one of that institution’s ”Leaders and the best”

"Have a Coke and a smile!.....along with $150 in UM football tickets"

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BuckDigger's picture

"Ain't hard being a football player if you are a football player."  Brilliant.  Hell it ain't hard being an asphalt parking lot, if you are an asphalt parking lot.

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Jay Lawerence's Laugh's picture

I just realized I’m a mother fucker. 

Ohio, the greatest state in the Union!

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gumtape's picture

I don't see anything on their about not eating chicken.

High and tight boo boo

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bdbrown66's picture

Harbaugh is the reason the word "dork" was created.

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Buckeyeincleveburg's picture

This is actually his whiteboard???  I thought at first it was a joke.

My personal fave:  don’t get bitter get better.   Will he be betterly disappointed this year?

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Mario_P's picture

The writing styles change from witty saying to witty saying, so it's either a community effort, or his writing changes with his mood/personality 

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d1145fresh's picture

This is basically the football version of a 22 year old's Instagram page after breaking up with her college boyfriend.

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bdbrown66's picture

Can we get pics of this 22y.o. single female? Asking for a friend.

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Run_Fido_Run's picture

Actually, I enjoyed many of the quotes on Harbaugh’s board, but as one of them says, “At this level, talking does not get it done anymore.”

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Earle's picture

If you turn the board over, there are translations of common words to Chinese.

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Buck298's picture

And your lucky numbers. 

Send the Earth Reverberating

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Hovenaut's picture

Better than it was earlier this year...

Hindsight is, and in, 2020

There are times where the worst thing that can be spread is misinformation

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kmp10's picture

change the "I" to a "E"

How about changing the "I" to an "E".

Don't write shitty, write pretty.

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 70's 

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cledaybuck's picture

Solve your problems with aggression????  This seems like terrible advice.

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Jay Lawerence's Laugh's picture

He lives in fear.... he talks about it a lot.

Ohio, the greatest state in the Union!

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gumtape's picture

Harbaugh's bathroom whitboard:

High and tight boo boo

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Rob Reese's picture

"Who's got it better than us?"

With just a quick glance around the CFB landscape, I'd say between 15-25 other programs. Probably more.  In just the B1G; MSU, PSU, Wisc, certainly tOSU. 

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2013 The Ohio State University College of Pharmacy alumnus
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BucksWinItAll's picture

hahaha, love the sad music in the video.  priceless

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Seattleosufan's picture

I’ll say this....he has neat handwriting.  

Deserves got nothin' to do with it

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SoulPatrol32's picture

Probably what he did after writing all that mumbo jumbo

Jack Tatum hates targeting penalties. 

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AzBuckeye45's picture

My personal favorite is, "I have been known to come through on occasion." What does that even mean and why is it on a head football coach's white board? That would really get me pumped up! Harbaugh is one odd man!

"Cause I couldn't go for three!"
Woody Hayes-1968

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Be00take00's picture

In the video...I just re-realized how dominant Zeke was. Damn it's good to be a buckeye fan.

A real man makes his own luck.

-Billy Zane in Titanic

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RunEddieRun1983's picture

This is so Pepe Silvia, it hurts.

edit: missed the meme above in my pre-caffeine haze.

Urban Meyer left an incredible legacy. 12/4/18 Ryan Day begins his.

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Jay Lawerence's Laugh's picture

“Sometimes you come through”, you didn’t this time.

Ohio, the greatest state in the Union!

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southalabamabuckeye's picture

Maybe Harbaugh should develop players and coaches instead of finding quirky, and not very good, sayings. 

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Jay Lawerence's Laugh's picture

I heard a commercial on the radio the other day, something about “the word is full of horrible quotes”. Kinda reminds me of this. 

Ohio, the greatest state in the Union!

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Jay Lawerence's Laugh's picture

*world

Ohio, the greatest state in the Union!

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Buckeyedoc99200's picture

That board looks IDENTICAL to the one the tin foil hat wearing paranoid has stashed away in his Mom's basement spelling out the conspiracy against the US government to track him via implants in his brain.

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Be00take00's picture

I dont live in my moms basement.

A real man makes his own luck.

-Billy Zane in Titanic

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AltaBuck's picture

The only thing missing is the 'Conjoined Triangles of Success'.

“That’s the way you respect a rivalry. Then you outwork them and then you kick that ass like it’s never been kicked before” - Urban F Meyer

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buckinmich's picture

"Solve your problems with aggression"?   Yeah... that worked out REAL well for all those people guilty of domestic violence!!

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Kevin Harrish's picture

Man, to be completely honest, this reminds me so much of Woody's chalkboard.

KBonay's picture

Numbered system and somewhat organized vs random thoughts and quotes. And did I see a pyramid?!

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Buckeye_FC's picture

*10 Things better not said (Press?) seems to be something we should all know after the last couple weeks.

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Hovenaut's picture

See how Woody makes effective use of all the blackboard?

Three yards and a could of chalkdust...

Hindsight is, and in, 2020

There are times where the worst thing that can be spread is misinformation

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G.'s picture

The two about INTEGRITY though!!!!! Shaaaaadeeee....... Like, middle school girl level shade!

G.

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NHBuckeye's picture

His board is a little hard to read.  Does it say "Don't eat chicken" anywhere on it?

Fields of Dreams

 

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KBonay's picture

Or harassing a random Michigan fan I found in a parking lot here in CA.

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milhouse4588's picture

Throwing this out there...if the only difference here is that this was Urban instead of Jim's board everyone would be saying "so motivational!" "I love how he's always thinking of way to keep the guys driving forward" "I love seeing insights into how Urban thinks".

Most of these quotes are the same shit people tell themselves every day on a football field.

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.

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BuckDigger's picture

Na.  If Urban wrote "You are over the legal limits for what if's" on a motivational board I would say it was stupid.

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Scooter's picture

Urban's board: Ohio Against the World. Done.

Scooter

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Jay Lawerence's Laugh's picture

Having quotes is great and motivational. Having numerous vague and random quotes shot all over the board with lines and arrows seems a bit odd. 

There are much better quotes to be utilized imo for inspiring a team. 

These are his personal inspiration, which makes it more odd. 

Ohio, the greatest state in the Union!

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bd2999's picture

Maybe, but having heard them both talk and read quotes from them in the past. One of them is more likely to come off as off. It is not Meyer.

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causeicouldntgo43's picture

Agree Kevin - I prefer this bulletin board (another angle of the view):

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NOLABuckeye's picture

I thought it was covered in plexiglas. 

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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Mario_P's picture

No wonder Cooper couldnt beat ttun, look how confused he is reading the winning formula Coach Hayes left for everyone who followed him.

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MasonBuckeye's picture

Imagine what his bathroom wall looks like. .

It. Is. Time.

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BuckAlum09's picture

I am not going to even act like I didn't love every bit of these snippets... especially "fat is the enemy of speed"

"...and when we win the game, we'll buy a keg of booze. And we'll drink to old Ohio till we wobble in our shoes."

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buckeyefan67's picture

Reminds me of the current commercial..."I decided on the right car...now where do I buy it from ?"

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