A man got to have a code...
Our fellow member.
Too bad there isn’t someone named LeBron on the team. Then we could endlessly debate something that never has a definitive answer...
When can we upvote staff?
I want McCall’s nickname to be Run DMC and Teague’s to be Master Blaster.
Just posting and hoping my comment isn’t deleted.
You win with people.
And so forth...
9 Units Strong!
Too bad Jam Master Jalyn Holmes moved on
Kenny Guiton, too
Shandy is not beer
FatPants - that name has lineman written all over it
I gotta go with Nick Bosa. I can't think of a better football name than Bosa. (Or am I doing this wrong?)
We have a pass rusher named CHASE. That works.
A lineman named Knox. Ft. Knox is a good nickname for a lineman who keeps people from the QB.
Forgot about Baron Browning. The Baron.
Red Barron (well, scarlet)
Max Wray use sun screen.
Hey Cancer! This ass kicking is brought to you by the Sultan of the sythe. Give it hell CalPoppy.
We were recruiting two players named Boobie and Scooby. Id want them on the team just off their names alone.
"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine
There was also a recruit named Woody Barrett who may have won best Buckeye name of all-time had he come here. Looks like he signed with Auburn before heading to JUCO and now at Kent State.
In terms of all football names I remember, Mister Simpson is forever my favorite despite who he played for. Master Teague is a close second and top Buckeye
1. Master Teague III (If the nickname Master Blaster sticks, him and Demario McCall have the best nickname tandem in history).
2. Baron Browning
3. Tuf Borland
4. Demario McCall, (Run DMC)
5. Demetrius Knox
6. Chase Young
Okudah needs to be on the list.
I dunno ... WVU had Dingle and Berry. That's tough to top.
Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege.
Tyrion: A wedding.
For the music lovers, ttun had defensive tackles a few years back named Rodgers and Hammerstein. My all-time favorite football name was a player from Dayton named Peerless Price. Unfortunately he played his college ball at Tennessee.
I don't give a damn for the whole state of Xichigan.
Go Bucks, Deacs, Panthers, Braves
I think I'll avoid that game
MACTE VIRTUTE !!! In Tress I will always trust !!!
No love for (Dr.) Dre'Mont?
Is everyone forgetting STEELE CHAMBERS???? Badass!! Favorite of all time though is still Thane Gash ....Browns safety back in the day...
Gotta love it.
I like that ... not sure we forgot, just that the OP was about the current roster.
Cue the wonka wonka music................
Big Jim Sleigh
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"
Jack Tatum...lots of them on the 68-70 teams
I tried not to conflate their names with how much of a bad ass they were on the field, with Jack Tatum that is kind of difficult!
Na'il Diggs -- Flat out badassery
Lorenzo Styles -- Maybe more cool than football
Keith Byars -- On "Keith" factor alone
Great player, but least football name? Dane Sanzenbacher
Storm Klein screams football player.
Buckeye til I die
Tuf Borland really is the best name for a linebacker.
Urban Meyer left an incredible legacy. 12/4/18 Ryan Day begins his.
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"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
He’s not a Buckeye, but, it’s a great name for a quarterback. Liberty QB Buckshot Calvert:
Arkansas has a freshman linebacker with this name:
... given his surname, this guy plays on the appropriate side of the ball...
Always liked I.M. Hipp from Nebraska