Enough of the Harbaugh "booger" story. Threads as well.
You better strap in or turn away. A booger is much more entertaining than grass, and that gets brought up every time Les Miles' name is mentioned.
"We gotta go win this next game and make the State of Ohio proud!"-UFM
You must be new to 11w. By saying "enough" you're asking for more.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Get well soon Mrs.Naut 6-0 > 3-6.
Or the internet for that matter. See Cincinnati Zoo and Harambe memes.
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For example, does anyone think that "suckeyes fans" are going to stop messing with Jesus Peppers on twitter just because he told them to? I have a nice seat on the "don't tweet at high school or college athletes" train, but c'mon man. Telling the trolls to stop while throwing a fit and calling them names probably tripled the amount of trolling tweets he gets.
The only real way that I have observed that worked to lessen the trolling is to say, "They are just picking on you because they are jealous."
I guess when you have more STDs than INTs, it can become frustrating.
Just posting and hoping my comment isn’t deleted.
It's my 2nd day here. I was told that 11W was a highbrow, sophisticated, and cerebral website.
Did DJ tell you this?
No. M-Man did.
Are you sure it wasn't MRon?
Urban Meyer >Jim Harbaugh for ever and ever, Amen. 0
Newbie needs to learn the italics rule.
Jokes about eating boogers are like fart jokes. As Louis CK says, "you don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you'd be stupid not to."
“The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.” – Theodore Roosevelt
Inevitably it'll make a resurgence leading up to Nov. 26th.
I feel ya, Carolina Buck. Don't think I wrote about it Monday, just thought his vehement denial was hilarious.
Los Angeleno by birth; Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.
The denial was the best piece to come out of that mess. I'm actually glad that he denied it. lol
Old news and who cares sh*t Go Buck kick Sooner Ass
As of right now, Norman, Oklahoma is expecting heavy rain storms with the possibility of lightning throughout the day. If that is the case, I don't expect JT to put up 300 through the air, but I do feel a little better that the team experienced the weather against Tulsa. That should give the Buckeyes a slight edge. Let's just hope we don't have to deal with game delays.
"Honestly, I'm worried about Norman. It might not stand a chance."
* Vegas sure reversed direction, they won't loose their hiney now. But Stoops gonna be 1-2 after Sat. night ! After being Herman & Urbized, he'll see double-vision for this season.
Just like it RAINED on Tulsa's hurricane, it's gonna be Buckeyes Storm'n in Norman !
Owning. skunk. weasels. Is. Tradition.
I would pump the brakes. as bad as our offense looked against Tulsa, okie has the talent to pull an upset, especially at home. unless meyer sandbagged for the first 2 games. remember last year? every week I thought was going to be the game that we put it all together and play 60 minutes. not to be a Debbie downer, but we are going on the road with a very young team, okie is in a corner and has been hearing for 2 weeks how bad they played against a bunch of scrubs. I guess living through woody, earle, coop, and the senator and now meyer has prepared me to be cautiously optimistic every game. having said that, we have the talent, if focused, can blow the doors off everyone on our schedule. as long as the staff doesn't shit the bed like we did against msu. i'm nervous already. I probably would have been less nervous had okie won against Houston and big bob thought everything is honky dory.
MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS
A "W" is what it is, it don't have to be pretty(never forget 02 Natty). It is going to be Smash-mouth (theirs), mark it down they're go'n down...the Sooner the better !
I hope so, I want some redemption from last year. if we can win in norman it'll be smooth sailing till the BIGCG. smooth sailing as in the talking heads will have nothing to say. Wisconsin,msu and SCum are the other games we could have problems.
My mantra: One at a time. Losses may happen. Enjoy the season. Beat Oklahoma.
Mother Nature just needs to piss off on Saturdays.
This is definitely where I parked my car.
Houston started just two three-star offensive skill-position players against the Sooners — quarterback Greg Ward Jr. and wide receiver Chance Allen. The other four were either two-star rated by Rivals.com out of high school or not rated as in the case of Cougars' walk-on wide receiver Linell Bonner.
Well then Bobby, if some walk-on's, and some 2* and 3* guys are gonna take you to the woodshed, and you think we compare to the Coogs because "we run a similar offense", then you go ahead and continue preparing for just that...not that there's anything wrong with walk-on's or 2 and 3 star guys, but I have a feeling that our guys are a little faster, stronger, and a little more athletic..
Go ahead and deny the cold hard facts Jimmy, we all saw it, and to say that you have never eaten a booger in your entire life is mind boggling, I mean who has never eaten a booger, even as a kid!? Not buying it Jim..
I'm pleased for Herman's success, but now if we beat Oklahoma we are just the team that also beat them. If we lose, we are the team that lost to a team that Houston beat. I don't love that playing against Houston's offense may, in some ways, have been a practice of sorts for ours.
But I agree, Buckeyes are much more loaded on talent. Like on another planet more loaded.
Everybody who has never eaten a booger in their lifetime: Feel free to down vote me.
Yep, thought so.
Getting into a UCF cage with Kyle Snyder would be like:
Did you mean UFC, or does UCF have a cage?
They only have a fence but insist it's a moral victory.
Awesome skully today.
I love wrestling, I really do. I would want to continue wrestling but I want to do both at the same time," Snyder revealed
Can't really say much about a gentleman than Won a gold Medal and who has accomplished so much in his young career but unless practicing mixed martial arts is a full time gig it's unlikely he will ever be great at it. I practiced BJJ and MMA for a short time , saw first hand alot of wrestlers come in and get demolished by a BJJ practitioner.
R.I.P. AfroDuck and Harambe
Tell me more about this "BJJ practitioner"
She was about 17 and about 50 lbs lighter than the highschool wrestlers.
Could also dance and do strange but dangerous cartwheels.
IDK about you guys, but I'm staying THE HELL AWAY from a 17 year old BJJ Practitioner. Nope. Not me. I don't look good in orange jumpsuits.
What does the second j stand for??
Agreed, but I think what he meant is that wrestling will be his focus for the near future and he's just getting a jump on the transition to mma by training on his wrestling off days. I'm guessing he finishes his college career and one more Olympics as a full time wrestler, then he'll go all in with mma at the ripe old age of 24.
I was sitting five rows behind Kyle Saturday night and it was obvious he was enjoying himself. Aside from many fans getting pics with him and his gold medal, some UFC fighters greeted him too. For certain, I saw him with M. Coleman, M.Brown, JDS, and T. Woodley. The crowd was electric for Stipe, and I'm betting he was thinking that could be him receiving the adoration of >18k fans and leading a spirited OH-IO from the center of the octagon after a title defense.
It takes years to learn martial arts and years to become an effective striker. I am not sure Kyle can do that part time. I mean, he is awesome and could probably fair okay on wrestling alone, but he needs to get hundreds of rounds in before he is ready to rock. I could see him making the transition and doing pretty well.
Where were you when CM Punk needed some advice?
Agreed with the amount of time it takes to become a well rounded mma fighter. My point was that he could at least start working on some fundamentals during his off time while in wrestling mode, and that would put him in a better position once he's ready to go all in on fighting. And again, assuming his wrestling career ends after the next Olympics, he'll still only be 24(!) when he takes on the mma challenge. And with his exceptional ability, he could best a lot of guys on athleticism alone. Imagine a 28 year old Kyle Snyder with his wrestling prowess followed by 4 years of intense mma training. That guy really has a bright future to put it mildly.
I mean, it's a completely different rule set. Rousey was an olympian judoka, and she had to make some major adjustments to her strategy.
I'm sure someone with Snyder's work ethic, raw power and skillset could do well transferring if they applied themselves. Snyder is a little different than the average former HS wrestler who steps into a dojo. :)
I'm just gonna have to accept that there's a typo here
Olympic Judoka would probably be better.
Harbaugh on radio: I have never eaten a booger in my life... There was no booger eaten..
That he denies it with such vehemence is almost further evidence that it did in fact happen (as if the video replay was not adequate proof).
"The minute we stop expecting greatness, we become Wisconsin."
When all else fails, deny, deny, deny.
Those 3 paragraphs from crimsonandcream make Norman sound bad
Hoping Buckeye Nation have a takeover.
UV x 1000. My favorite commercial ever!!
The new Ice-T Geico commercial is the new King.
It's Lemonade, man. Read the sign. It's delicious
****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in. FACT
South OKC has absolutely nothing to offer you, with the exception of strip clubs.
No, not even the strip clubs. **I have never been to one** but I worked at a hotel next to one of the more "infamous" ones. Every girl that travelled in to work there or brought her 'friend' back to the hotel was hideous, like "Jake from State Farm" hideous. Don't go.
Alternatively, having lived in the city for 6 years, I know of lots of great spots in OKC that don't involve an STD.
I thought Jabril was from New Jersey.
I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.
Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan
These are working girls...they travel
"Let me quote the late great Cornel Sanders, I'm to drunk to taste this chicken"
Ohio had 3.2 beer back in the day. Legal age was 18, and at 21 you could buy "high beer". We college kids back then referred to a hangover as the "3.2 flu".
Ohio still has 3.2 beer. It's called Miller Lite.
Barney Fife lives, and he lives among us.
Almost every light beer is right around 3.2.
I remember that - Stroh's was the best
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Those alcohol laws are a joke, too. And it's no wonder people turned to meth.
This one by DJ was solid.
3.2 beer belongs in old stories about drinking decades ago, not in modern 2016. Get rid of that stuff.
Ohio used to have caps for 3.2 for those between 18-21 and red tops for 6%. My friends and I got caught with red tops but got off because it tested at 3%. On one hand I was happy to get off but also pissed because I paid for 6%.
Yep. Different colored bottle caps or labels to distinguish between Blatz 3.2 or Blatz "4 oh".
We were living high back then!!
We called it "Splatz"!!
Ah yes, the old "red caps".
Sooner or later it all gets real.
Norman sounds a bit like Canada. At least Windsor. The only ways to get alcohol there are at bars or at the Beer Store (thats actually what its called) and the Beer Store closes at 9 o'clock. Not a huge deal if you know about that ahead of time and prepare, but if your rager is better than expected and you run out at 1:30, you're shit out of luck. And don't even think about dipping into your tailgate stash because they probably won't be open until noon the next day
But he was like, whatever Jeah
PG <3 PG
WOW boogers and beer this must have been a really good Skully ....haha
Did you not read it?
I don't believe in no-win scenarios
Honestly, I'm worried about Norman. It might not stand a chance.
Sounds like an oversized Marion You'll be just fine D.J.
I hear South Robinson ave. in O.K.C. is a hoot too. (JohnTV). If that guy's still doing it, we might end up seeing some Buckeye fans on there!
One day I will valiantly become a political prisoner of 11W jail.
Having come of age during the era IN OHIO when college-aged individuals (18-21) were legally allowed to drink only wonderful beverage that is/was known as 3.2 beer, I can state unequivocally that yes indeed you CAN get drunk on 3.2 beer - you just have to drink twice as much of it.
Tom "Wrecking Ball" Herman owning the state of Texas with two and three star prospects. If he stays at Houston for a bit and starts to reel in 4 and 5 stars consistently, look out and take cover!
For weasel extermination call 513-BUCK-EYE.
What ever happened to water beds?
Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".
Thanks for the water bed file DJ
I loved my water beds. Had one right after college with full-go waves and then a soft sided one with fewer waves but still all the comfort after I was married. Now we have a sleep number and I really miss the ocean. Folks who never tried one are missing an excellent sleep (and some kick ass sex -- as the story says they could have come with a Doors Album and incense)
crank the heat on that thing on a cold day and you NEVER want to get out of bed.
Go Bucks! Beat Oklahoma!!
Me too. Bought mine at Waterbeds and Stuff my first year out of the dorms. I couldn't afford a real mattress at the time. I loved crawling into a warm bed after a day of drinking in the fall/winter and a belly full of TJs Barnyard Buster.
That place actually sold waterbeds? Who knew?
"and Stuff" Mostly "Stuff". Can't remember then name of the store in malls that sold halloween things, oddball items and lots of "Stuff".
Yeah, exactly. Spencers.
Back when I was in high school I dated a girl with a water bed. Snow days were the best things ever.
Quick wrestling note: Don't ever mess with a guy who calls it rasslin.
Life Hack: if a guy with cauliflower ears wants to fight you, run away as fast as you can.
Ohio State doesn't need to throw that much. It can grind it out on the ground before strangling its opponent with field position and defense.
Tressel, is that you?
Great minds, Killer. Great minds.
Nothing like having a terrible summer job to make going back to school seem like heaven.
Yup, worked plastics recycling. It was so bad I would volunteer for anything to get me away from the idiots, racists, and convicts I worked with. Oh you need me to spray weed killer, oh, you want me to tear down and clean the special grinder? How abot fix the office copier? Ok, I'll go mow the pet cemetery you own. Next summer wasnt much better working maintenance at a family lake swim park, digging hige post holes, dropped a sliding board on my toe in 45 degree water so I didnt know it was broke until I saw the toenail missing and couldnt move it.
Have you ever seen a fierce animal who you were sure wouldn't bite? Because I haven't.
I worked in a makeup processing factory for 3 months after high school, while I figured out whether college was for me or not. After working with the worst of the worst our city had to offer, putting tweasers in plastic sleeves and screwing tops on lip gloss coming down an assembly line, I got my ass to college!
Leave one wolf alive....and the sheep are never safe
Mine was a steel threaded fastener (basically bolts w/O the head) place. We cut 12 food threaded rods into differing lengths. There were 4 of us. Southern Alabama, no AC warehouse. One dude openly tried to get me to do meth with him, daily. The boss made us play Dominos at lunch (cool), but he would steal my lunch (not cool). Almost had my hand crushed by a 3.5 diameter rod. One moron dropped it, another saved me, barely. The entire top of my hand was cut up pretty good. I was 17. Fun times
...grind it out on the ground before strangling its opponent with field position and defense.
Jim Tressel approves this Skully!
I bet Crazy Jimmy still eats Elmers Glue!
Wise your parents are, young Padwan DJ!
I'm so thankful that Coach Hermie founded Mensa.
Buckeye For Life
If you buy a ticket to the game.....
DJ, I too worked in that same factory for a summer before my freshman year in college. It definitely helped push me to get my degree. However, I think I lost about 10 pounds from sweating my ass off!
Definitely lost weight there that summer.
Discovered 3.2 beer during my first two years at OSU. Unfortunately, 3.2 was not my GPA. Told not to return. Enrolled in a local business school to avoid the draft and got a job at Frito-Lay cooking Dorito (they had just been introduced) corn on 3d shift. Involved pouring bags of corn into large vats of water and then cooking it. A lot of pouring and spillage involved. Waste not want not I always said, so I would sweep the spillage off the floor into a dust pan and pour it into the vat. And then I noticed the large amount of alien substances together with the corn in the dust pan. I had seen mice. Graduated from business school after a year. Lost my deferment. Quit the job. Got drafted. Spent 2 years in Vietnam. Reenrolled in OSU. Graduated in 6 quarters, 5 on the Dean' List. I, too recognized the value in higher education.
Don’t say a word about Kevin Durant. Seriously, not a fucking word
this made me lol and spit my coffee onto my screen--thanks a lot, Sage! :D
South OKC sounds a lot like Marion
I might have believed him had he not said he'd never eaten a booger in his life.
I can't believe your parents "sentenced" you to"toll at the largest dryer factory in the world". If parents were to do that today they would undoubtedly end up in the legal system facing child abuse charges. I, for one, am exceedingly happy for you that you were able to retain your brilliant sense of humor through what was obviously a less-than-ideal upbringing.
DJ, when did you start letting Tressel guest-analyze in your Skully?
"I am El Guapo...the handsome one."
Glad you got out of Whirlpool, DJ. 11W is a higher and better use of your talents. Nevertheless, Whirlpool is one of the few things keeping Marion from totally sliding into the abyss. Marion is what happens when decent-paying blue collar jobs leave a city.
If Whirlpool ever leaves the city, wooo boy things would get hectic.
Factories in general are great places to teach high school kids life lessons. For instance, I worked at a dog food factory for three weeks in high school. That is all I could stand. After that, my grades shot up.
"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted." - George Best
booger, beer and factories ...haha
Honestly, I'm worried about Norman. It might not stand a chance.
Well if they don't stand a chance, I'll be there in person to witness it with my lovely mother-in-law, who is an OU fan and wanted me to take her to the game. She and her OU friends have no idea about the fury that's about to be unleashed on their beloved home team. Go Bucks!!
Lots of us were weaned on 3.2 beer at the age of 18 back in Ohio's Golden Days, youngster. It works just fine.
Keep calm. It's only a game.
I know what happened to all those waterbeds....Frank Costanza gave them away.
"There is nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Completed the "Double Skully" 18-August-2015
"Ohio State doesn't need to throw that much. It can grind it out on the ground before strangling its opponent with field position and defense. "
Oh, how I loathed Tressel ball....Play that way against the Sooners and you will get beat. Need the offense wide open and slinging it everywhere, then pound the rock.....
Saban on a cart eating cold pizza
This means that if you want beer that might actually get you drunk, you’ll have to find liquor stores (which close at 9 p.m.).
What that failed to mention, is that beer sold in liquor stores is sold at room temperature.. There are no refrigerators/coolers with cold beer. So if you want normal ABV beer, you have to buy it at a liquor store and then put it on ice before you can drink a cold beer. So dumb.
"OOOOOOOOKKK-Lahoma where the wind come sweeping down the plain...!"
I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes
So Houston won by passing the ball a lot........ Remember when we passed a lot ? hmmmmm, me neither. If Tim Tebow can't pass, none of my quarterbacks will ever pass. I'll recruit and use only running quarterbacks. Praying that we do something that's not expected because the Ohio State fans deserve better than being always predictable. Presidential candidates have mock debates. I think our OC's should have a couple of practice sessions where they're put to the test. 3rd and 7 at the OU 46. What do you call ? Weber to the right...NO, 3 and 16 at the OU 28, what do you call ? Weber to the left...NO ! Sorry Urban, you made us promise not to throw the ball. Excuse the sarcasm but through 2 games we've been far too predictable. It costs you when you under perform at the Offensive coordinator position against a tough team. Patience, Patience, .........
Really? So the 6 TD passes against BG and 77 total points weren't enough? Or were you upset we didn't chuck it around in a monsoon vs Tulsa? I'm all for deserved criticism, but I'm not seeing your case here in 2016.
We've played well. But the whole thing steps up a notch Saturday. I'm thrilled with most things but many Buckeye fans watch the game guessing correctly what we'll do next. I think we should pass more often and be more unpredictable more often. My criticism is mostly on play calling. It get's much tougher because the cupcakes have left the building.