Why I Got Pissed Off Today About the 2015 Season

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Creepy

Only if the feminine looking Alabama man is partaking in the grilled poultry. 

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

I keep forgetting there's a game Monday.

After pounding out some weights at the gym

Planet Fitness allows everything now...

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Get well soon Mrs.Naut 6-0 > 3-6.

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Brutus's picture

We jobbed ourselves.  Or more to the point, the coaches jobbed us. The committee did not. They didn't pick the four best teams like they are supposed to, but they didn't job us.

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pfaff's picture

We didn't get jobbed. Ohio State lost remember ?

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BuckeyeAirGuard78's picture

Ohio State lost remember ?

Is that a question    ?

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BuckeyeFanInBoulder's picture

Good for you if you did because I can't

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Earthoid.'s picture

I just stood there absolutely pissed in how we got jobbed out of the 2015 playoff system....

Not sure how the worst display of coaching that I've personally seen in my 15 years of watching Ohio State is getting jobbed out.  Unless you mean us, the fans, then yes we did get screwed out of another championship run.  

A gentle reminder to BE NICE. Plays guitar and makes iced tea in the winter.

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Dweinz's picture

I think the only time I'll be upset is on draft day and we see all the NFL talent we had and didn't make it to the B1G championship game. But I won't be upset that we were "jobbed" out of the playoff because that's not true

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buckeyeCWRU's picture

Agreed Dweinz. Can't put it on anyone else.

CLE - Where we "wait till next year" every year

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UpNorthBuckeye's picture

"pounding out some weights at the gym"

"feminine looking male"

Cool story brah, your male dominiance is established. Congrats!

"Love my State, hate the football"

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Ahh Saturday's picture

Yeah, I had a similar experience. I had just finished some welding on the monster truck I'm building, and then I went and "took care of the homestead." Afterwards, the wife got hungry, so I grabbed my shotgun and headed for the woods, and sitting there in my favorite spot is this Clemson fan wearing assless chaps and, of course, a Clemson hat. So I punched him in the throat Woody-style and then made him sing Carmen Ohio over the phone to his wife. Damn I miss football.   

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ScarletNGrey01's picture

LOL this should be the post of the week at the very least.

The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes

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ITWASME's picture

That had me literally in tears I laughed so hard. Best post I have seen in a long time

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Earthoid.'s picture

A gentle reminder to BE NICE. Plays guitar and makes iced tea in the winter.

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Reuben's picture

What's wrong with assless chaps?

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Is there any other kind?

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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Fatpants's picture

Isn't the lack of ass what separates chaps from pants?

edit: just saw you said the same thing below. hurr durr

PG <3 PG

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osu07asu10's picture

Ahh, that was beautiful, just beautiful.

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Funniest thing I've read in weeks. My only regret is that I have but one UV to give.

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed, is more important than any other one thing." - Abraham Lincoln

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aznchipmunk's picture

Proud graduate of THE Online State University.

Become a 12th Warrior today!

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Clemson fan wearing assless chaps

Can someone please show me a pair of chaps that are not assless?  Isn't that what makes them chaps?

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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Ahh Saturday's picture

 I will concede that I am not as expert on the topic of assless chaps as some, but, yes, it is my understanding that they are all, in fact, quite assless. However, simply calling them chaps does not allow me to use the word 'assless' which I find both funny and more accurate in precisely evoking the image of that rat bastard Clemson fan who had perched himself in my hunting blind.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Can someone please show me a pair of chaps that are not assless?

They're called { pants } ...

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UniotoTank55's picture

One of my best friends is an Alabama fan.  He said he was looking forward to a rematch, but now his Tide are going to level the Tigers...

I didn't have a good comeback that wasn't layered with sarcasm.

"I kind of pulled back, and I think I pulled something." Orlando Pace

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bd2999's picture

Hope we will get one. OSU seems to not play that many SEC teams recently. It would have been cool if they could have humbled another one this year. Not that beating ND is bad.

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ohiowhitesnake's picture

Cool story brah

Man….. this football team.-Jeff Okudah 

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BeatTTUN's picture

How was the chicken?

I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.

Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan

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Whoa Nellie's picture

I started suspecting "foul play" in this post when he described talking to his supermarket butcher about fine chicken cuts.
 

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

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Buckeye since 75's picture

Well he could stick his head up a chicken's ass.

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StrongBuck's picture

After the first couple of sentences, I was expecting a 64oz steak, but got 'finest cuts of chicken' instead. How disappointing...

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Buckeye since 75's picture

One would need a six burner weber to sear a 64 oz steak, but fine cuts of chicken? I think a feminine looking 2 burner charbroil will do.

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osu07asu10's picture

I just stood there absolutely pissed in how we got jobbed out of the 2015 playoff system....

Brah,

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Magic Conch Shell's picture
Brah
 I kinda thought the story was going to end with this happening.

http://askmagicconch.com/#/ask Student at The Ohio State University

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neo's picture
#neverforget

"Let's beat the shit out of Michigan. Have a good night." - UFM

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The Buckeye Bullet's picture

2015 Buckeye season was a real head-scratcher, bro.

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Jumar's picture

Please keep posting this. 

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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Jumar's picture

Was the sarcasm not thick enough?

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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TheBigCat's picture

You left out the part where you stopped to get a new haircut, then decided to pick up some Heinekens while on the way to the store, only after pounding through your protein shake, while, also being in the zone.

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aznchipmunk's picture

Too bad you weren't wearing this shirt:

Proud graduate of THE Online State University.

Become a 12th Warrior today!

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blu.fan's picture

That's an interesting post, Medical Redshirt. I'm figuratively speechless. How absolutely pissed you are that you got jobbed out of the 2015 playoff system. Yep, an interesting post there. Think I'll just mosey on.

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

We didn't get jobbed by refs, the committee, the coaches, or anyone else.  We got jobbed by the Michigan punter.  So that's almost as good as beating us on the field, right?

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blu.fan's picture

Ya know, I never thought of it that way. Interesting perspective.

And no, it is not almost as good as beating you on the field.

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StrongBuck's picture

Pictures, or it didn't happen. 

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cvillebuckeye65's picture

When will this end...?

TUN SUCKS!!!

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teddyballgame's picture

damn, you sound like one of those bash brothers from the mighty ducks

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bd2999's picture

Look, I think everybody here and OSU fans everywhere get the frustration. But it was not jobbing. Based on what they had the committee made the right call. OSU honestly lost the one game they could not afford to lose. If they would have lost to IU or something like that but beat MSU and UM to end the year and then go the the title game and beat Iowa they would be in.

It sucks but who you lose to matters, it always has to win a conference. And that matters to get the playoffs. Also when you lose matters, but in this case if that game was early it would still not matter that much because the two were competing and were going to have similar records probably differing by a loss at most.

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BamaMike's picture

I love coming across Ohio State fans when I'm in my Alabama gear.  Only once has someone been an ass, but all of the other times it lead to some light-hearted ribbing at my expense, which I gladly accepted since an opposing team's fans are allowed to talk trash as long as they won the last game.  I got the same reaction when I went down to AL to visit my parents.  Went to the store with my Ohio State Hoodie and cap on.  Got some strange looks, but no one yelled at me, at least.

The biggest A-hole was when I'd first moved to the Pittsburgh area from Alabama.  I was at a Sheetz with my Alabama gear on, and some yinzer decided that I was a fair weather fan, and felt he needed to call me out.  I tried to explain to him that I grew up in Alabama and graduated from UofA, but he wasn't having it. You'd think the heavy southern accent would back up my story, but oooooh no. Finally lead him outside, showed him the Alabama plates on my car, and my Alabama issued driver's license before he'd believe me.  Apparently, he wasn't aware people move to different states.  

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LABuckeye's picture

I've had local bros here in LA call me a bandwagon Ohio State fan before. Doesn't matter that I was born and raised in Ohio, have a degree that says "The Ohio State University" on it, etc.

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Fatpants's picture

Are you expected to wear a USC polo and not show up at Trojans games like all the other CFB fans in LA?

PG <3 PG

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BuckeyeAirGuard78's picture

Do we have an official definition of "yinzer"?

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BamaMike's picture

From the urban dictionary:

"A resident of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Known for their love of all things Steelers and Donnie Iris and extreme hatred of Cleveland. Consists mainly on Primanti Brothers and ethnic cuisine. Yinzers can be easily identified by their one-of-a-kind, ridiculous accent."

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BuckeyeAirGuard78's picture

Haha, definition much appreciated

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

In light of this thread...  did you happen to change hoodies during the Sugar Bowl last year?

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BamaMike's picture

I did not.  In my infinite sadness, I continued to drink and then went to bed.  Alabama is always my true love, so I continued to rock the Bama stuff.  That being said, I did wear my Buckeye stuff for the NCG and enjoyed the thrashing of Oregon.  I will still wear Buckeye stuff on Saturdays when they're not playing at the same time as Bama, as I still am an avid follower and supporter!

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armynurseboy's picture

A fan of Alabama AND Ohio State?!?!  Now that is what I call hedging your bets.... ;o)

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NEBuckeye's picture

Apparently, he wasn't aware people move to different states.

To many lifelong PA residents, it is very rare to meet someone who wasn't also born and raised there. You were his unicorn. 

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buckzilla1's picture

yinzer

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's the first time I have heard that one. Must be kin to Yuns and You ins. UPVOTE for that laugh +1000

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GABuckeye's picture

Remember - it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

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Turfgrad's picture

MSU was the worst game I have every watched!

"I think Alabama would beat Ohio State if they played next weekend!" Clay Travis Fox Sports Post Championship Show 1.12.2015.  Needs no explanation.

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poop's picture

That LSU\Alabama championship game was the worst I nervery watched. Not even one down.

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