GO BUCKS!!! BEAT THE HOKIES!!!
If you're going through Hell, keep going!
If you want it, you can get it, LET ME KNOW!
If you want some, come get some,
cuz where I'm from we tote big guns.
Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like kitties.
GET DUMPED THEN, VIRGINIA TECH. IT'S GAME DAY
I don't believe in no-win scenarios
Been waiting for this line for a loooooong time. Go bucks!!
I-O!! Can't leave you hanging like that.
I may get a million DVs but... DJ, Why are you glorifying Suicide as if it is some great celebration or some escape from pain. I think you are not going to off yourself and I usually like your swagger and bravado, but don't set an example that you don't want anyone to follow. The worst part of last season was the news of KK. Please don't trivialize it by mocking it in a Skully.
This has got to be the line of the year!
Y'all call this football?" Shiiiiiiit, these scrubs better step aside and let Mickey Marotti's gaggle of aliens glow before somebody gets their feelings hurt
Get Dumped VT has finally come!!!!
I just got irrationally fired up seeing the "Get Dumped Then" header. Gonna be a good day fellas
I want Ohio State to pay off the VaTech sound guy to start playing some Stone Cold entrance when the Bucks come out.
Get out of my head! Just hearing that glass shatter as they came out, they'd be shook! I can hear Good Ol JR Right now! "IT'S STONE COLD! IT'S STONE COLD! OH MAH GAWD, IT'S STONE COLD!!"
haha upvotes for everyone surviving the off season!
Hahaha no lie I'm just Oprah Winfreying these up votes. The whole side of my screen is green!
WE HAVE A DATE WITH DESTINY BOYS!!!
...LETS GO PICK HER UP!!!!!
"I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. And if they can't outwork you, then smarts aren't going to do them much good." - Woody Hayes
I did the exact same thing this morning - gotta run through it again to hit whatever was posted since...
In case you're curious, it's Mr. Spray
I'm a founding member Cardale Jones' vanguard, but even I will be shocked if J.T. Barrett isn't the starter.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Get well soon Mrs.Naut 6-0 > 3-6.
"(Ironically enough, that's also how you'll find me if Ohio State wins its second tile in as many years.)"
Is this a typo, or some kind of prophetic (is that a word?) metaphor that the hardware will now be referred to as flooring because tOSU is making like a handyman and laying out the CFB competition.
And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!
Or just winning so many trophies that the only way to display them all is to put some of them in the floor
Jesus. Im still up, now watching S&G days part 3, and the skully is out.
Time for bed. After this episode ends.
As usual, mark may is a jackass.
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. - Kurt Vonnegut
Nothing good happens after 4am. I remember those days. Today it was up wide-eyed at 4:30 and walking the dog at 5am. Poor doggie, but, can't sleep in for some reason.
If my dogs were truly my best friends they'd let me sleep past 6 AM on the weekends!
See, I have to disagree. I've had so many great things happen after 4AM. ;)
We can't stop here; this is bat country...
What was Tressell thinking!
In the WMD story about El Salvador prison gangs, one of the photos has a convict wearing a Cleveland Brown's Tim Couch jersey.
yea i dare you to tell him the browns suck
That was Tim Couch. He's in a better place now.
any place would have been better than trying to pass behind that line.
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Hey at least THIS team has an offensive line that knows how to protect its QB...
"BLOOD. THIRSTY. BUCKEYES."
Maybe the guy picked up the shirt from one of those international aid obsolete tee-shirt programs, like when you see kids in Africa wearing "Roll Tide: 2015 Sugar Bowl Champs!"
Btw, go Buckeyes! Turn Virginia Tech into pupusas.
Pupusas are the bomb
It's probably why they put him in there.
Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.
This day has taken FOREVER to arrive. Am so pumped I couldn't get back to sleep at 2:06 when my bladder nearly exploded.
DJ - May your "Get Dumped" headlines lead us to another UNDISPUTED. It's game day boys!
There ya go, pops. Get Dumped, then UNDISPUTED. I think I'll have a ham sandwich at the half... Cuban style.
Grateful - I'd suggest you go to the Tropicana Cafe in Ybor City, Florida - one of the few places in the country where you can get authentic Cuban coffee and authentic Cuban bread for your Cuban sandwich - ADDED BONUS - The dude that runs the place has two cash registers - one for the food side of the business and the other for the bookie / gambling side. It is truly a "full service" business establishment.
Been there. Used to be five minutes away. Now, only :45 away. Haven't made any bets, though. I'll be sure to try next time...
I'm doubting a gringo can walk up and place a bet - just guessing! Everyone I've seen using the alternative register was Cuban in nature.
Once a gringo, always a gringo. But, that's funny... I have friends that refer to me as being "Cuban" having been four times with a penchant for everything Cuban!
Well, had to go and get me a Cuban for lunch. The original Columbia Restaurant is in Ybor, as well, but, there's one in Clearwater Beach, too. Much closer for me. Also, a great Cuban. As does Carmine's and King Corona Cigar Cafe (believe it!) in Ybor - with great sangria and cigars and people watching from the patio!
It's finally game day baby! The Wire video above isn't working for me. But for those interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f91eV_QoDE
This is like Christmas morning, when you can't sleep knowing that Santa has been there but you can't open presents until your parents wake up.
800,000 gallons of Jim Beam spilled into Kentucky lake produces a firenado..
I am sure Rebecca Gayheart (I hear she is from Kentucky) is available. You might have to peel her out of the local Waffle House (not there is anything wrong with WH).
Nothing says "You're a Loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a Winner.
Eh, at 44 there are better options.
I think Amanda Seyfried is a better new version (wide set eyes):
We need a "situational" from Ramzy with this development...
Hot Damn Buckeye Season has arrived. Now get me to 8pm. But I am going back to bed.. Had to use the facilities and had to check 11w.
"To The House"
I'm in the middle east here...game day is actually TOMORROW at 3am for me...I won't sleep tonight. GO BUCKS.
Wait, it's tomorrow where you are? Tell us, did the Buckeyes win?
Let's go Buckeyes!
I refuse to stay calm as long as I have an ounce of Hokie-hating blood pumping through my veins. F Virginia Polytechnic Institute And all their smug SOB moron-and-orange (wth kinda colors are those?) wearing fans who will be jumping off the bandwagon by midway through the first quarter.
EXIT sandman. GO BUCKEYES.
This is our year, our time, our DESTINY. It starts in the hell hole of the confederacy -- southwest Virginia-may-as-well-be-godawful-Tennessee -- tonight.
Haha, any other day of the year people woulda been DV'ing you today, but I think on the morning of the first game we're all in the same exact mindset.
Smoked turkey legs for all!
I know our boys had this date circled for a long time. Can't wait to see us open up skrong and not let up on the accelerator until the game clock reads zeroes.
"I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes
UV for the subtle Jameis diss.
"I am El Guapo...the handsome one."
Game day is finally...here!! Let the good lord have mercy on those hokie souls tonight! I'm not even playing in this game, or even a part of the team..if I'm this jacked up, just imagine what those young men are feeling!
Drive! Drive on down the field; Men of scarlet and gray!
“Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top.” John Wooden
Don't let them through that line,
We've got to win this game today.
COME ON OHIO!
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as we go!
Our honor defend we will fight to the end
Had to finish it for you.
Ironic, but the song seems to highlight the keys to tonight's success. Solid line play and a smashing running game.
Here's to the Slob's & Zeke punishing VT's front 7-9.
Strange, that line is so familiar. ...
Drive, Drive on down the field, Men of the Scarlet and Gray!
Asking my fiancé to dump me today. Time to get lokoed and watch the Bucks destroy the hopes and dreams of Mark May and the Hokie-nation. Ready to watch H-Brax break ankles and ZEKE start his stiff-arm statue campaign. Let's do this Bucks!!!!!! OH!!!!
Ohio Against The World
Always a good omen with Mark May picks. I believe he had Stanford in his playoff bracket, too
Try saying "H-Brax breaks ankles" over and over as fast as you can.
It helps one pass the time until kickoff.
Get this day started.
That looks glorious......
If that's what getting dumped is then sign me up.
Interesting. I didn't think DJ would be the kind of guy who'd wear sunglasses inside.
OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY GAMEDAY
Remember that the Buckeyes are the ones who KNOCK!!!!!!
"I'm having a heart attack!"
My question entering this season is this: How many times will the Buckeyes get accused of running up the score because they put the 12th son in the game after building a 30 point lead? It's coming. Lol
And I personally can't wait. !!!!
R.I.P. AfroDuck and Harambe
Seriously. In the modern day with voting and style points, whatever. It's their job to stop them.
Besides, there's plenty of haters out there already so they might as well play the role.
It's payback time.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Is it really here? I've used Remy's countdown to get me here and I was hopeless at triple digits. The the excitement began to build at 99 and then the single digits and now finally here.
Blacksburgo delenda est
I love it that a guy is wearing a Tim Couch Browns jersey in the world's most dangerous prison.
Get the heck up, it's game day!
"The Edge is where average stops and elite begins"
Awake and ready to run through a wall! It's Go Time. Go Bucks!
Mark May puts the "anal" in "analysis". You'd think he'd get tired of being wrong about Ohio State.
That works better than what I usually say, in that he puts the idiot deuchebaggery into analyst, so that can be saved for Desmond.
You're too stupid to have a good time. -Dalton
May puts himself in the Desmond.
I'm with you DJ. I'm tired of hearing all the VA Tech garbage from last year. It's time to beat them down, take their lunch money, and steal their girlfriend. Let's ride!
Except the girlfriend part.
For my money that was the best opening to any Skull session you have ever written DJ! Waited all summer for that headline too! It's game day boys!!!! GO BUCKEYES!
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that
Thank God it's Monday already. Damn...never thought I'd say that. Go Bucks...go show college football why there's gonna be a repeat national champ!
It would be so cool when we get the ball for the first time that Urb sends out Braxton and freaks everyone out and he runs the read option and he and Zeke take turns running down the field for the first score!
It. Is. Time.
Let's show the nation what good football looks like. Pathetic display from most teams this weekend.
Set the earth reverberating. It's gameday!
I hate the offseason.
Is Mark May secretly on payroll at Ohio State for giving them "in your face" types of football playing?
How does this idiot still have a job???
GET DUMPED THEN, VIRGINIA TECH
We have arrived, folks. The sweet, sweet beauty of Buckeye football.
I may have predicted a 28-24 win for the Bucks, but I hope we hang 70 on these fools. Let's go!!!
i might just watch this on a loop for the next 12 hours:
swing hard in case you hit it.
That. Was. Awesome.
How ya like me now
Great vid-did I miss the Katzenmoyer hit? How could that not be in there?
Also, back in the days of black and white, were the fans upset with the black jerseys? I'll show myself out.
*slow clap* (and an upvote)
Indeed. I can't upvote yet, but well deserved.
Show yourself out if you want to, JK, but be sure to drop the mic on your way off the stage.
Loved Coach Tressel with the fist pumps. O H..............
MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS
You've got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight.
Love The Heavy! Let's go Bucks!
The juice is worth the squeeze
if you haven't seen the heavy play a live show, get on that!
BADASS brother ghost!
"Age wrinkles the body, quitting wrinkles the soul" Woody Hayes
Where's my helmet? Which wall coach?
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I'm so glad this day is finally here. Going through this weekend and not having OSU play has felt so unfair. Writers are releasing their Week 1 Heisman finalists and stars of the game and I'm all "But the defending National Champions haven't even played yet". We're going to the same bar that we also watched the Michigan State game and the National Championship game. Hoping for the same result tonight as those games!
So, is that how the name started? Haha, have a few too many and you get Michelled?
I know what you mean!!
Fragile, must be french
if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And Mark May certainly is a tool.
We are the danger. Get dumped then, VT!
Earle for MOD in 16', it'll be the last best thing to ever happen to him.
"Overall, Tech is 0-8 against teams ranked No. 1."
Make that: 0-9 !
Owning. skunk. weasels. Is. Tradition.
I'm really ready to just be done hearing about VT. I wouldn't complain if I never heard the words "beer defense" or "Bud Foster" after today. Bury them tonight and let's move on to the next one. Go Bucks!
I sure hope I don't hear the words "Beer defense" ever.
Bah, first post of the morning...For the sake of comedy, I'm sticking by it.
I like it, hooligan. the "beer defense" is something my liver will probably be playing later.
The Buckeyes will make it look like VT is playing beer defense tonight.
Beer defense = when it's Fourth of July and a bunch of paunchy, half-drunk 40 year olds decide to play a game of backyard, touch football.
I have a house full of ZTAs that just moved in a couple houses down from mine and appears they will be renting for this school year. I told that to some of my fraternity brothers, and one suggested Top Gun style volleyball in my front yard. In fear of hurting myself, I suggested Top Gun style Badminton. My wife just shook her head.
Ha! That Top Gun volleyball was actually terrible v'ball. Miss hits all over the place. But, good cinema, anyway.
What is a Bud Foster? Is that when you combine a Budweiser with a Fosters?
Someone, quick, drink one so maybe we can gain his powers.
You drink that horrible mash-up of multi-hemispherical lagers; I'll ride with Chris Ash.
My wife tries to play "beer defense" on me sometimes. It never works.
I'm so excited! I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.
Awake early+game day+the whole week off=up votes for everyone who commented before me.
Get dumped then, GET REVENGE!!!!
Keep on smokin that troll pipe Mark May.
It's done wonders for your career so far.
It's Gameday! Get dumped then VT.
You can write all the scripts for people you want, it doesn't mean they're going to take direction.
"If you come at the king you best not miss"
- Omar Little
That should be our mantra this season. Let's get down to business and scare the rest of the CFB world. Beat the hokies
Michigan and Ohio once fought over Toledo. Ohio Lost
Finally. Christmas is here.
Finally! I don't think I'll sit down the whole game. I'm going to stand the whole game and jump around like I'm 20 again.
Is it just me or was James Clark running wide open a lot in all of these fall camp highlights and in Scarlet and Gray days? Can't wait to see him out there tonight!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (that's all)
I'll counter that with a:
Best Skully since January 13th. (Was there one? I'm a little hazy on the details of that morning.)
Bleeding Scarlet and Gray in Green and White Country
"Let's beat the shit out of Michigan. Have a good night." - UFM
Funny, that's exactly how I picture Urban rolling today. This past week for that matter.
They want this one bad.
LET'S DO THIS THING!
ITS FOOTBALL SEASON
There are not enough up votes in the world for this, but I will add one!
Im traveling from north carolina, and currently at a denny's in Virginia, wearing my championship hat, I was told I was in enemy territory!!! I replied O-H, and my kids replied with the I-O, priceless!!!!
With a caffeinated FourLoko in one hand and an unregistered, semi-automatic pistol in the other.
It's funny, it is - taken on the surface and in the context of an article on a sports site. It's just sad that these days there are so many mass shootings by murdering psychos that stuff like this gives off a tinge of, yeah, maybe better left out of the article. The humor it is supposed to add gets negated quickly. Tonight will be the second time that the iconic helmet will be altered in support of VT.
Anywayyyyyyy, GO BUCKS!
A gentle reminder to BE NICE. Plays guitar and makes iced tea in the winter.
What the hell did I miss on the "SIXTH OF NOVEMBER"? I remember the 6th of September being a really bad day last year, but Nov 6, 2014 was voting day.
"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott
It is the most wonderful time of the year, Buckeye football is here!
Cherish every moment of each of these special seasons and those your cheer with. Raise a glass to the memory of our Buckeye brothers and sisters who are watching the game with Woody. May the triumph of the Bucks unite us forever.
Time and change....
kick some Hokie ass!
Buckeye in PA purgatory
these scrubs better step aside and let Mickey Marotti's gaggle of aliens glow before somebody gets their feelings hurt
Fucking gold, DJ. Well Done.
The long winter of my soul is over. Go Buckeyes!
GET DUMPED THEN!!!
Oh the poetry is back...
Hindsight is, and in, 2020
There are times where the worst thing that can be spread is misinformation
Oh the poetry
Get dumped then, Tech
Buckeyes will own Lane tonight
Buh Bye Felicia
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We did it people, we actually did it. Now let's kick some ass !!
I'm so tired of Mark May getting a reaction with his crap. Why his predictions get air time and then uploaded to the cloud is beyond me. Collectively we keep feeding the troll.
Everyone needs an enemy.
Who is Mark May? I don't see him on BTN, or FS1.
Upvote for you. I too will stop feeding the troll.
I know mine enemy and he is scum.
Classic skull session. I bet it's been over half written for months.
I've been wondering though, is it still possible to buy Four Loko anywhere? I thought they outlawed that stuff. Hasn't the black market supply dried up yet?
I heard DJ bought a warehouse full to stash for Buckeye games
I think they had to take the Caffeine out, so it's not the same as the original, but I believe it's still available.
Game Day Skully... Oh how we missed thee!
Working today so i can get smashed tonight without having to go to work tomorrow. WOOOOHOOO for flex time.
"Buckeyes here at their team hotel, some 40 miles east of VT’s Lane Stadium in Blacksburg. "
That is a pretty long bus ride over to the stadium. I'm surprised they couldn't find anything closer. Good grief.
Saban on a cart eating cold pizza
Being that the Blackburg hotels are a bunch of 2 & 3 star hotels filled with crazy fans, they probably chose to stay in Roanoke at a nicer, quieter hotel away from the madness. Better able to focus and stay near the airport (assuming they chartered in to Roanoke-Blackburg Regional Airport).
Personally, I'm tired about people telling me how brilliant and talented Coach Foster is and how great their DB are.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war
Multiple Wire references and dumping on VT in the same page.... I am about to go choke out a cow and eat steak and burgers to go with my silver bullets all day! Get well lubricated for this tonight fellow bucks. Time to leave a trail of destruction all through the south....again
"Beat Everybody" -Ramzy
I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.
Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan
Game Day. Here we go!
"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University
Strange times we live in. Gonna spend the day dividing me and wifes stuff as we just sold house and are moving into separate places, but then we are watching the game together tonight. Buckeye football Is STRONG!!!!! I will be taking out some latent hostility on a VT tonight for sure! Go Bucks. -ichigan still sucks!!
Strange days indeed, Dan. Best wishes for the transition.
Welcome to the majority Dan. You, my friend, are not alone.
Sorry to hear; I'll raise one up for you tonight Dan.
Do your best to enjoy the VT beat-down tonight!
Gameday, finally! Watching all the other college football this weekend has been painful and made the last 3 days feel like the entire off season.
Fair warning, if you are already concerned about the amount of alcohol you will be drinking today, don't read the wmd on the guy with Alzheimer's. Truly an awful disease at any age and terrible what it is doing to a guy so young.
Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?
Watching all the other college football this weekend has been painful and made the last 3 days feel like the entire off season.
I agree in principle - but at least that was somewhat offset by watching Harbaugh lose his first game, wasn't it?
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
I actually didn't watch too much of it, we primarily watched the debacle in Minneapolis. But, their sobbing did make for excellent background noise thru the remaining hours until today.
I love the way their fan base abruptly switched gears from. "Harbaugh will turn it around immediately. Hoke may not have been a great coach, but he was a great recruiter" - to - "It's gonna take some time. You can't expect Harbaugh to turn the mess Hoke left behind around immediately"
That's some funny stuff -
Spin doctoring 101. It's like raising children, it's something that's much more easily identified when others do it.
The cognitive dissonance is great in AA
Finally here. First thing I did this morning, even before taking the dog out, eating breakfast or peeing, put on the Gameday Buckeye Jersey (#33 - Laurinaitis)
You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.
I'm stoked to bust out my personalized jersey, signifying game day is officially here! Had that sucker since my freshman year; it's a tradition.
Kid has his own too, though he needs a new one every other year.
Anybody able to fill me in on what "Get Dumped" means?
Apparently Unhip Guy
"Year for what?"
I don't think that is an unhip thing. That's a you're overthinking it thing. Being "dumped" (i.e. your girlfriend breaking up with you) is bad. You "dump" the bodies. A huge garbage pile is "The Dump."
I just got trolled didn't I?
Yeah, I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and it mentioned the getting dumped by your girl meaning, but also read could mean getting drunk.
Just trying to understand the connection between Getting Dumped and then *Insert Opponent'*
Totally focused on the game and your girl gets mad at you? ....Either way, there's no denying the win streak. XD
Mark May Haiku
Peaked out ESPN talking head
Made a fool time and time again
A troll and nothing more
"There is nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
Completed the "Double Skully" 18-August-2015
Let's be clear; the good guys aren't avenging their loss last year as much as they're making them pay for being a train wreck during the rest of their 2014 season and almost costing them a glorious 3 game stretch run. Put it to 'em boys...O H!!!!
These next 10 hours are going to take forever. Better start drinking.
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And, no pregame shows on yet...
Actually, it feels like just about every offseason show was a pregame for tOSU-VT. Not sure how much more they can say other than...
JK, you master the simply profound. Excellent point, my friend.
Hokie Jokie? Hokie Chokie.
Got up a bit late today. Did anyone notice how strong DJ brought it today? Can you give me a Hell Yeah!
Get dumped then, offseason!
In two years Mark May will be reduced to a blog and a Pitt based 20 minute CSTV segment...@ 12:30 AM.
Can't get enough of this! SO PUMPED TODAY!
Bucks fan for life!
Lots of great plays here but Corey Smith destroying that UM defender is so beautiful.............
GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!! Destroy the Hokies!!
A good general always makes you search for his weaknesses. - Woody Hayes
Columbus Born, Texas Bred
I don't do twitter nor do I know what the hell this is or means but...
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.
GET DUMPED, THEN YOU DAMN TURKEYS.
This is definitely where I parked my car.
The Stone Cold return was awesome, I remember watching it at the time. I'd love to see us come out of the tunnel like the debut of Y2J, with the true Ayatolah of Rock and Rollah UFM
Just watched the first episode of Scarlet and Grey Days on youtube "I don't have BTN". That got me so pumped I can't contain myself and It's only 10:31 am.
Thanks for bringing the swagger, as always, DJ. I'm about to get in the car for the 5 hour drive to Blacksburg. GO BUCKS!
Real fans stay for Carmen.
I would hate to be one of the 'Lonesome Four'. Staying in Columbus to watch this game would be a big disappointment after winning the Natty. Live and learn gentlemen. See you in Hawaii!
"I think Alabama would beat Ohio State if they played next weekend!" Clay Travis Fox Sports Post Championship Show 1.12.2015. Needs no explanation.
It sure has been nice celebrating an undisputed national championship offseason, but I'm glad we get to send it to its grave. Death to the offseason. Now let's do the damn thing.
Get dumped then, Hokies. Go Bucks!
The prison article about El Salvador gangs is fantastic....and that is before I stumbled on the pic of a gangbanger playing chess wearing a Tim Couch jersey...
The sweet smell of game day. I feel like I need to shot gun a beer. I'm sure she'll be happy about that... But, game day.
The offseason is the longest season.
Y'all call this football?" Shiiiiiiit, these scrubs better step aside and let Mickey Marotti's gaggle of aliens glow before somebody gets their feelings hurt.
LITERALLY spit out my coffee when I read this... thanks DJ for the immensely large laugh this morning!
The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced
Your best work yet dj, hands down!!!
Robert Smith's expression when Fat Urkel was predicting VT is priceless - I'm shocked he didn't call him an idiot right then and there!
Can we have one more who's gonna start at quarterback thread before kickoff?
Game day Skully! Those Hokie fools are going to find out about Buckeye revenge.
I want to see the BUCKS!
Firenado must be a sign...
"Conversely, Urban Meyer and his players are an unstoppable army of football automatons that feel no emotion and win in any and every setting."
Mark May says Virginia Tech will win tonight.
In other news, water discovered to be wet.
Brutus comin', yo.
We are all expecting the performances we seen in the post season. That may not happen. The bar is set high. Sometimes it takes time for things to come together even with most of the same players. If Zeke ends up with 80 Yrds or we win by 9 disappointment will reign. At this point I just want a win and I will enjoy them coming together as the season progresses. It's here and time for FOOTBALL.
"This season is about to be electric."
This is Mark May's 24/7 diet.
I've wondered about the origin of the "get dumped then" moniker. What exactly does it mean, or does it have no intrinsic meaning?
Also, if it occurs at the beginning of the column, is it not a prefix rather than suffix?
... just some things I'm wondering as I pass the time before 8pm.
Mila Kunis = firenado.
Mila Kunis + Natalie Portman = Cat 5 Hurricane
(PG photo deliberately chosen)
Winning is everything, it's the only thing. Just win Buckeyes, just win.
The only good thing about The Game is winning it - Urban Meyer
If Ohio State goes down, then I plan on going with them the only way I know how: With a caffeinated FourLoko in one hand and an unregistered, semi-automatic pistol in the other. (Ironically enough, that's also how you'll find me if Ohio State wins its second title in as many years.)
This, DJ Byrnes, is why you are the man. I'm with ya, and more importantly our Buckeyes, till the wheels fall off.
THIS IS THE BEST SKULL SESSION I'VE EVER READ!
IT'S GAMEDAY, BEAT THE DAMN HOKIES!
Ezekiel Elliott...And He's got an opening! Elliott! Can they catch him? No they can't.
Nicely done DJ.
...no American stadium can be described as raucous when the home team is down three touchdowns in the fourth second quarter.
Had to fix that for ya.
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” ― Douglas Adams ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's not about revenge, it's about a journey, the grind, taking one game at a time, nine units strong ...
Oh f*** it ... it's about revenge dammit! Come on bucks, put a huge smack down on the Hokies!
The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes
Mark May pees sitting down.
"Let me quote the late great Cornel Sanders, I'm to drunk to taste this chicken"
Interesting game analysis at CBSports.com
Go Bucks! Score early and often !
Our honor defend, so we'll fight to the end !
how in the world does Mark May still have a job at espn. He will always pick against Ohio State, so why even listen to his reason, he is constipated and only has one answer.