Ohio State Business School Lecturer Roasts Brady Hoke, Jim Harbaugh in Class

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southalabamabuckeye's picture

Induct him into the academic hall of fame now.

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daytonbuckeye's picture

He can use Dave Brandon to teach about marketing fails.

3 85 yards and a cloud of dust.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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Unky Buck's picture

But who doesn't love Coke and free tickets?

"Everything you see on the internet is true." - Abraham Lincoln

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daytonbuckeye's picture

I love Coke and free tickets. But, I think that I would rather have tickets to go tour the dental museum than the crap Brandon was peddling.

3 85 yards and a cloud of dust.

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DurhamBuckeye's picture

How did he find a pic of Harbaugh with his shirt on?  The interwebz never ceases to amaze me.

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Curt Heinrichs's picture

He's clearly a blackbelt in Photoshop. It's not authentic. No such photo exists in the wild. 

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oprettyricky's picture

Wish he would have used TTUN in his caption under the pictures

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bucknut3's picture

This is fantastic. Even the profs know how to dish out the TTUN hate.

...And M*ch*g*n still sucks.

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CowCat's picture

Urban made him do 20 push-ups for his use of the word. 

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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Buckataltitude's picture

My wife used Brady Hoke to show diminishing marginal benefit in one of her classes.

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BucksWinItAll's picture

Hahahahahahahaha. Seriously..lol.  

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SilverBullets4Life's picture
She picked a great example...after the 4th course of the meal, the following courses won't give you as much happiness (Unless you're Brady Hoke).

MACTE VIRTUTE

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bucknut1994's picture

Travis Helm my man.  I enjoyed taking his class last year

#94Ways

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Buckeye Jim's picture

This is a class I think I would enjoy...

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NOLABuckeye's picture

Sign me up!

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

I just have to post this again, because it fits for this article.

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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TNT's picture

"What do you mean "buy"?"

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Crumb's picture

Good, I wanted to be able to upvote this twice!

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AZBUCK-I's picture

Much obliged!

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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NOLABuckeye's picture

Definitely MMan on that last quote. Harbaugh can't even come up with original material. 

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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ScarletAndGrayMatter's picture

Tenure this man!

Drive, Drive on down the field, Men of the Scarlet and Gray!

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Crimson's picture

You can't tenure a lecturer, as it isn't a tenure-track position.  :)

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FitzBuck's picture

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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Blue Eyed Buckeye's picture

General Studies fails to grasp the concept.

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GrandTheftHarley's picture

I'd like to audit that class.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes

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Gobucks2204's picture

Can we just show up and sit through his class even if we aren't a student at OSU?

"The future is bright at Ohio State."

"Greater love has no one than this, to lay down one's life for one's friends"

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GrandTheftHarley's picture

If you're 60+ in age, you can audit courses at any Ohio public university for free! Still have to register and get the professor's permission, but such a deal!

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes

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Gobucks2204's picture

Crap. I've got 20 years to go. But that's something to look forward to!

"The future is bright at Ohio State."

"Greater love has no one than this, to lay down one's life for one's friends"

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Buckeyeneer's picture

I had various senior citizens sit through a couple of my classes when I was at OSU and one of them mentioned this. I thought it was the coolest thing. Usually they just sat back and learned but every once in a while they would drop a truth bomb on the class and really brought a unique perspective to a room full of teens and 20-somethings.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes

THE Ohio State University

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pompano buckeye's picture

I did not know this. Thanks so much for posting it!  I definitely fit the bill and that has now been added to my bucket list...

Bucket List:

1)Find a cure for Cancer

2)Finish an entire Thurmanator burger in one setting (Sure, anyone can finish one at home later.)

3)Audit OSU classes...for FREE. (cause I'm old!)

“...indomitable in victory, insufferable in defeat.” Woody Hayes

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Curt Heinrichs's picture

re: 2)

Just 1 Thurmanator? Dream big dreams. 

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Crimson's picture

Who would notice if you did?

I've taught at OSU, so yes, yes you can.

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ScarletAndGrayMatter's picture

Maybe he can teach Denard Robinson how to tie his shoes!

Drive, Drive on down the field, Men of the Scarlet and Gray!

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buckeyedude's picture

Wrong class, but that's a hellava idea, S&GMatter! LMAO!

"If you're not changing, you're falling behind."

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CowCat's picture

Or teach Denard how to throw a ball

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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UrbanBuckeye's picture

I have to take some business courses to fulfill my Business minor! Have to know which course(s) this man teach(es). Someone help, pls.

Only one review on http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=2020279, but 5* in each category!

Harbaugh puts ketchup on his steak.

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bucknut1994's picture

I took his BUSMHR3200 class.  He only teaches part time as he works in the corporate world (which I think is an underrated part of Fisher, almost all Lecturers and Professors have corporate experience on top of what they are teaching, which only helps the students)  Look on Buckeyelink 

#94Ways

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UrbanBuckeye's picture

Thanks, man. I just checked on https://fisher.osu.edu/undergraduate/academics/minors/business-minor/cur... and found that I do not need 3200. What a shame... Good luck this year!

Harbaugh puts ketchup on his steak.

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Swaggernaught's picture

34-17 Yoots...can't wait for the sideline meltdowns by the Commanding Officer of the USS Piss and Blue submarine.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

This article is just too much fun. Hairball's ego makes him too easy of a target - ALMOST! Like shooting fish in a barrel!

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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Hosman's picture

This was a great course I'd like to add. Helm is a very smart man. He also (clearly!) used great examples in his lectures!

...Now we got the best damn team in the Land!

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Cooper's picture

I had a political science professor who would wear his Michigan sweatshirt to class every single day, along with his UM class ring. Ironically, he was one of the top 3 professors I ever had.

This is definitely where I parked my car.

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

Top 3, but couldn't win it, eh?  Just like TTUN and the BIG East.

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Cooper's picture

You're giving UM too much credit. He'd have to be top 5 for that to work. 

This is definitely where I parked my car.

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

Current state, for sure.  Had the same thought, though I was just going with what was available.

Damn TTUN sucks these days.

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Bleeding-Scarlet-Grey's picture

Lmao, that's Awesome!!!! I wish I could upvote the hell out of that professor!

http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/grey
For all of those who think Grey is wrong~ Dictionary

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buckeyedude's picture

You can say that again.

"If you're not changing, you're falling behind."

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Bleeding-Scarlet-Grey's picture

Lmao, that's Awesome!!!! I wish I could upvote the hell out of that professor!

http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/grey
For all of those who think Grey is wrong~ Dictionary

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NewPhilaFan's picture

What I enjoy the most about these examples he used is that they were not gratuitous digs at TTUN.  In both cases the actual data supports his case against them.  He kept it very real.

Let's Go Bucks

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GoBucks10's picture

Don't forget about Dr. Brutus' Chemistry Class.  Beat That Team.

I hate the offseason.

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GrandTheftHarley's picture

Brutus and The Man From Galilee. Only two I know who can change water into wine. ;-)

GO BUCKS!

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

Freshman year Fall 2001 we had a (shudder) Chemistry 121 professor who was a reserved older gal bust out this experiment with no forewarning.  She was sly right up until the reveal; sounded like a standard demonstration then all of a sudden made a dig or two about TTUN and showed how this mixed that ends up with Ohio State winning.  Ended that Friday lecture early (first time ever) with a Go Buckeyes, beat m!ch!g@n !!!

First real memory of the rivalry as a student; I'll never forget it.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

Speaking of David Brandon and marketing disasters:

What? You want to sell cokes for $2.50 with a free ticket to the game? We'll be a laughingstock! You can't do that!                                  I can, and I will do it! The Dominoes force farce is with me!

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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BuckeyeAsylum's picture

Worked at Dominos during the Brandon era... Small franchisee so we actually were a bit more clued in... That mother fucker hates small business levels. Also, really hates actual margins. Only guy I know that can really work the fat out of pizza margin. ($5 medium 1 toppings really didn't make anyone but the top level happy, ugh.)

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AZBUCK-I's picture

Dude! Wow! Had no idea this would resonate with someone actually associated with the business, but if it works, it works. My goal was simply to diss the Skunk Weasels, and all bozos associated with their name. UV for you, brother!

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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TMac's picture

#ItsGreatToBeABUCKEYE

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TBDBITL0509's picture

Exactly! I graduated in the same class with Elika and Travis. So awesome. 

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Brutus's picture

Elika is awesome.  

(There, I said it.)

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TBDBITL0509's picture

You will not get a debate from me on that. Fisher class of 2009 was full of good ones. 

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BuckeyeRy4's picture

That is just stellar. I loved it when faculty were not too big for their britches and embraced what was going on with the school. Kudos, prof!

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Gobucks2204's picture

I hope the story goes viral and picks up some steam tomorrow. Hopefully everyone shares it on Facebook and Twitter.

"The future is bright at Ohio State."

"Greater love has no one than this, to lay down one's life for one's friends"

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buckeyedude's picture

I'm going to share the shit out of this article on Facebook for my friends, family and co-workers that happen to be UM fans for some God forsaken reason.

"If you're not changing, you're falling behind."

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Crumb's picture

This makes me wanna teach, just so I can do similar stuff and steer the next generation toward the good guys.

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OSUClub_Baseball27's picture

I had Travis last year for my senior capstone class and I'm going to be honest, I was surprised this was him. If you know the man, the myth, and the legend known as T Helm, you know what I'm talking about. This cracks me up.

He was the man by the way so if you have a chance, try and enroll into his class.

Check out my Ohio State Memorabilia Collection! https://www.flickr.com/photos/57114752@N06/albums

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BecauseICouldntGoFor3's picture

The lecturer's humor is much needed I assure you. This particular lecture goes Tuesday and Thursday from 8:40-10 PM. 

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ScarletNGrey01's picture

The podcast of this would get one million hits.

The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes

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yrro's picture

The standard joke in the OSU engineering program is that any undefined behavior "fires a ballistic missile at Michigan."

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BuckeyealuminIdaho's picture

Standing Room Only for his next lectures. Get there early!
This is great!

Jeff ... Buckeyes in Idaho

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