Induct him into the academic hall of fame now.
He can use Dave Brandon to teach about marketing fails.
3 85 yards and a cloud of dust.
Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.
But who doesn't love Coke and free tickets?
"Everything you see on the internet is true." - Abraham Lincoln
I love Coke and free tickets. But, I think that I would rather have tickets to go tour the dental museum than the crap Brandon was peddling.
How did he find a pic of Harbaugh with his shirt on? The interwebz never ceases to amaze me.
He's clearly a blackbelt in Photoshop. It's not authentic. No such photo exists in the wild.
Wish he would have used TTUN in his caption under the pictures
This is fantastic. Even the profs know how to dish out the TTUN hate.
...And M*ch*g*n still sucks.
Urban made him do 20 push-ups for his use of the word.
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
My wife used Brady Hoke to show diminishing marginal benefit in one of her classes.
Travis Helm my man. I enjoyed taking his class last year
This is a class I think I would enjoy...
Sign me up!
Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.
I just have to post this again, because it fits for this article.
"What do you mean "buy"?"
By, bye, bi
Shandy is not beer
Good, I wanted to be able to upvote this twice!
The only good thing about The Game is winning it - Urban Meyer
Definitely MMan on that last quote. Harbaugh can't even come up with original material.
Tenure this man!
Drive, Drive on down the field, Men of the Scarlet and Gray!
You can't tenure a lecturer, as it isn't a tenure-track position. :)
Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".
General Studies fails to grasp the concept.
I'd like to audit that class.
I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes
Can we just show up and sit through his class even if we aren't a student at OSU?
"The future is bright at Ohio State."
"Greater love has no one than this, to lay down one's life for one's friends"
If you're 60+ in age, you can audit courses at any Ohio public university for free! Still have to register and get the professor's permission, but such a deal!
Crap. I've got 20 years to go. But that's something to look forward to!
I had various senior citizens sit through a couple of my classes when I was at OSU and one of them mentioned this. I thought it was the coolest thing. Usually they just sat back and learned but every once in a while they would drop a truth bomb on the class and really brought a unique perspective to a room full of teens and 20-somethings.
"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University
I did not know this. Thanks so much for posting it! I definitely fit the bill and that has now been added to my bucket list...
1)Find a cure for Cancer
2)Finish an entire Thurmanator burger in one setting (Sure, anyone can finish one at home later.)
3)Audit OSU classes...for FREE. (cause I'm old!)
“...indomitable in victory, insufferable in defeat.” Woody Hayes
Just 1 Thurmanator? Dream big dreams.
Who would notice if you did?
I've taught at OSU, so yes, yes you can.
Maybe he can teach Denard Robinson how to tie his shoes!
Wrong class, but that's a hellava idea, S&GMatter! LMAO!
"If you're not changing, you're falling behind."
Or teach Denard how to throw a ball
I have to take some business courses to fulfill my Business minor! Have to know which course(s) this man teach(es). Someone help, pls.
Only one review on http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=2020279, but 5* in each category!
Harbaugh puts ketchup on his steak.
I took his BUSMHR3200 class. He only teaches part time as he works in the corporate world (which I think is an underrated part of Fisher, almost all Lecturers and Professors have corporate experience on top of what they are teaching, which only helps the students) Look on Buckeyelink
Thanks, man. I just checked on https://fisher.osu.edu/undergraduate/academics/minors/business-minor/cur... and found that I do not need 3200. What a shame... Good luck this year!
Same to you bro
34-17 Yoots...can't wait for the sideline meltdowns by the Commanding Officer of the USS Piss and Blue submarine.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
This article is just too much fun. Hairball's ego makes him too easy of a target - ALMOST! Like shooting fish in a barrel!
This was a great course I'd like to add. Helm is a very smart man. He also (clearly!) used great examples in his lectures!
...Now we got the best damn team in the Land!
I had a political science professor who would wear his Michigan sweatshirt to class every single day, along with his UM class ring. Ironically, he was one of the top 3 professors I ever had.
This is definitely where I parked my car.
Top 3, but couldn't win it, eh? Just like TTUN and the BIG East.
You're giving UM too much credit. He'd have to be top 5 for that to work.
Current state, for sure. Had the same thought, though I was just going with what was available.
Damn TTUN sucks these days.
Lmao, that's Awesome!!!! I wish I could upvote the hell out of that professor!
For all of those who think Grey is wrong~ Dictionary
You can say that again.
What I enjoy the most about these examples he used is that they were not gratuitous digs at TTUN. In both cases the actual data supports his case against them. He kept it very real.
Let's Go Bucks
Don't forget about Dr. Brutus' Chemistry Class. Beat That Team.
I hate the offseason.
Brutus and The Man From Galilee. Only two I know who can change water into wine. ;-)
Freshman year Fall 2001 we had a (shudder) Chemistry 121 professor who was a reserved older gal bust out this experiment with no forewarning. She was sly right up until the reveal; sounded like a standard demonstration then all of a sudden made a dig or two about TTUN and showed how this mixed that ends up with Ohio State winning. Ended that Friday lecture early (first time ever) with a Go Buckeyes, beat m!ch!g@n !!!
First real memory of the rivalry as a student; I'll never forget it.
Go Bucks, F Xichigan!
Speaking of David Brandon and marketing disasters:
What? You want to sell cokes for $2.50 with a free ticket to the game? We'll be a laughingstock! You can't do that! I can, and I will do it! The Dominoes force farce is with me!
Worked at Dominos during the Brandon era... Small franchisee so we actually were a bit more clued in... That mother fucker hates small business levels. Also, really hates actual margins. Only guy I know that can really work the fat out of pizza margin. ($5 medium 1 toppings really didn't make anyone but the top level happy, ugh.)
Dude! Wow! Had no idea this would resonate with someone actually associated with the business, but if it works, it works. My goal was simply to diss the Skunk Weasels, and all bozos associated with their name. UV for you, brother!
Travis was my classmate! Same MBA graduating class. This is awesome! https://t.co/Hay8EEf2OI
— Elika Sadeghi (@steakNstiffarms) August 26, 2015
Exactly! I graduated in the same class with Elika and Travis. So awesome.
Elika is awesome.
(There, I said it.)
You will not get a debate from me on that. Fisher class of 2009 was full of good ones.
That is just stellar. I loved it when faculty were not too big for their britches and embraced what was going on with the school. Kudos, prof!
I hope the story goes viral and picks up some steam tomorrow. Hopefully everyone shares it on Facebook and Twitter.
I'm going to share the shit out of this article on Facebook for my friends, family and co-workers that happen to be UM fans for some God forsaken reason.
This makes me wanna teach, just so I can do similar stuff and steer the next generation toward the good guys.
I had Travis last year for my senior capstone class and I'm going to be honest, I was surprised this was him. If you know the man, the myth, and the legend known as T Helm, you know what I'm talking about. This cracks me up.
He was the man by the way so if you have a chance, try and enroll into his class.
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The lecturer's humor is much needed I assure you. This particular lecture goes Tuesday and Thursday from 8:40-10 PM.
The podcast of this would get one million hits.
The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes
The standard joke in the OSU engineering program is that any undefined behavior "fires a ballistic missile at Michigan."
Standing Room Only for his next lectures. Get there early!
This is great!
Jeff ... Buckeyes in Idaho