It's adorable how they left Urban's natties off of that graphic.
I figure Urban smiled. Said thank you. Told the GA to go to the print room. Posted said poster in the locker room. There will be blood on the turf come November.
For all of those who are blessed to bleed Scarlet: In God (and Urban) we trust.
Hahaha, yes.... coach smith won about as many games has fischer lost in the last 2 years. We do not need any recruits that bought that flimsy of a PR effort.
Man I wish I owned a place that sold rope... ttun is going to short their local supplies with all the rope their ordering to hang themselves.
They also left Philly Brown off the list of receivers he coached.
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
And Percy harvin and Riley cooper and a million other wideouts from Florida. What an absolute joke
All of the following WRs who were coached by Smith & currently play in the NFL were inexplicably left off the list:
Lol. They are pathetic.
Wait for it... Pure Michigan!
Must've been a shitty NFL coach if he's not coaching there anymore.
Yeah, the land of retreads.
Kind of like the HC... Seeing a pattern forming.
Honestly, I maintained a healthy respect for TTUN but they are doing a mighty fine job of undermining their own respectability. These seem like the tactics of a second tier up and comer...
After one good beat down next November in Ann Arbor Harbaugh and his assistant cronies won't be able to blow hot air bull shit like that graphic.
"I quit school in elementary because of recess... too many games"
WOW...That's all I can say. How low can *ichigan go? I would take Zach all day long if I was a recruit!
Douchebags. That's all I can say about mich. right now.
What did the championship ring fingers say to the face?
My comments are for entertainment purposes only. However, in no way should they be misconstrued as being entertaining.
Fisch slapped. Smith retorted:
I'm Zach Smith bitch!!
Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.
Success breeds contempt.
"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed, is more important than any other one thing." - Abraham Lincoln
There are two types of people in the world.... @umichfootball pic.twitter.com/aOs9hMMigA
— Zone 6 (@Zone6_OSU) June 6, 2015
Zone 6 wins tweets from around campus
*Starts a thousand new accounts to up vote this a thousand more times.*
DBU? LBU? You can keep those. The Ohio State University is 9unitsU.
It's 9route! We got 'em again guys!
Jim, leave your shirt on, you're scaring the chicks away!
It just doesn't get any funnier than that.
Holy shit and I thought I was ghostly white...
It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.
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Look by Zach Smith's right pinky. His subliminal shot at Fisch's manhood is on full display.
I can win THESE (rings) and make THESE (babies). Whatchu got bro? Brandon Stokley?
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No winning, shit talking mother fuckers.
Gentlemen, I give you the TTUN's staff:
(YOU FOOLED 'EM ALL, CHIEF)
Hindsight is, and in, 2020
Probably my all time favorite.
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
She is so beautiful...
Can you believe she is married to this guy?
Holy Hannah, Knarc...
What in tarnation?
Jed am I seeing double?
I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.
Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan
Yeah, but they called themselves the wrong name ...
Not anymore Dude
Lol. Beautiful work!
I'd upvote this if I could. Brilliant.
Damn, great minds ...
So should Urban make one to Harbaugh?
Naw why even acknowledge he exists.
Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".
I don't even mind the negative recruiting because everyone is doing it. But if you are going to do it, you better do it well. Claiming the experience and accolades of a guy who couldn't hold down a job and got demoted from OC to WR coach isn't exactly high praise when comparing him to a guy whose 3 WRs that have graduated are all in the NFL and who just led a WR crew who torched everyone all year.
Also, my guess is that Mack sent this to Coach Smith after telling him he was committing to us tomorrow!!
That exactly what happened.. ScUM knows Mack is coming to Columbus and now those sorry clowns wanna throw shade...
That was my thought as well about Mack leaking UM's pathetic negative recruiting attempt. They're still selling hope while we're selling rings.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. - Woody Hayes
Selling rings still?!?!
Rumor is Michigan sent that flyer to Austin Mack & Mack sent it to Coach Smith. Austin Mack is committing tomorrow. Id guess UM is out lol.
— Jeremiah (@SYRmotsag) June 7, 2015
Confirming to Mack why he didn't pick them.
Gee, this must have made Mack really think about his decision.
I don't DV. Most people don't deserve it, and the ones who do probably enjoy it.
If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff
Said day in AA when they have to stoop that low and attack an assistant coach.
And my wife wonders why I hate tsun.
I am so glad I bought tickets to the game next year can't wait to take a piss on the outhouse. Fuck Michigan. The only reason Michigan is ranked higher at anything is they are damn near 200 years old.
No, it is all of those victories over high school teams which they claim in the total.
Let's Go Bucks
Make the jigggggggling stopppp
The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes
I wonder what Google adsense hates worse, the jiggle or the stretched hairy side-boob.
Harbaugh puts ketchup on his steak.
Following this on twitterverse as been entertaining to say the least. Some flames shooting out for this... Nov will be a day they don't want to remember anymore... what was a nuclear winter for them for the past decade is going to swiftly become a black hole event....
"I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes
Woo Weee!!!! I would absolutely love to here Urban's take on this... Stupid clowns didn't learn from the last coach who ran off at his mouth in Dantonio???
Eh, Dantonio kind of saying they'll win is quite different than this. That is a direct and skewed attack on one of Meyer's loyal assistants.
TTUN is a pathetic pile of shit and I look forward to OSU kicking that ass yet again.
Class of 2010.
Go home Michigan, you're drunk. C
5 years from now Coach Smith will be a head coach at a major D1 school. Jedd will be a head coach at some charter school in Detroit.
Middle school or high school?
You're right, I may have given him too much credit.
I'll take Zach's resume any day.
And here is the answer:
The guy with the bling that helps teams win championships and will help you ... THE wide receivers coach at THE Ohio State University aka Wide Receiver U.
"Never punch below your weight." ~ Everyone not from Michigan
Rumor is Michigan sent it to Mack...Mack then sent it to Smith
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
Living in Jacksonville I can say without a doubt Fisch was the worst OC in the league! I'm paraphrasing here but this is what Gus Bradley said when he fired the loser........"We have core plays, we then spend most of practice on running new plays. When we play the game all we run is core plays, it makes no sense to practice new plays if we don't intend to run them in a game!"
"Because I couldn't go for 3"
lol, yeah he should've highlighted on the flyer the fact he was able to lead the Jags to the 2nd worse offense in the league last year! Barely beating out the Raiders for worst overall. Congrats Coach!
Same guy, second job.
“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”
Can't figure out how Zach took that ring pic. The hand placement seems impossible
Either two people are showing up in that pic or he's got some jacked up feet!
PG <3 PG
His right foot...
My guess is that the kid took the picture, which makes it even more awesome.
Saban on a cart eating cold pizza
Hey scum...2014 Undisputed National Champions...
Desperate times require desperate measures -- I reckon that's how they roll @ AACC
Dem rings are sweet. Like Montana flashing the 3 Heisman brothers.
“Save yourself and relax during every game. I recommend a fine bourbon.”
Is Scotty 2 Hottie their receivers coach?
Thanks TTUN. You cleared it up for those recruits. Play for our guy who coaches players to get his next gig, or play for that guy who coaches players to be CHAMPIONS both on and off the field.
I keep waiting for ROCK bottom.....Are we there yet? Seriously disgraces the rivalry and game by hiring incompetent individuals who don't get it. Bo is screaming somewhere. What a tool
You can say that again.
Only some serious butthurt could've generated such a petty display of juvenile BS like that. TTUN must've gotten confirmation that Mack definitely wasn't going there. Much butthurt I sense in you.
And to think Insane Jimmy is going to usher in a new Ten Year War. Judging from this display or idiocy I'd say he's about to usher in 10 years of TTUN slap fighting. Too bad because all Urban will do is lower the boom, again.
"I find your lack of kalua disturbing" - Darth Lebowski
Delusional folks up north. They got a commit from a 2* lb out of Alabama and are now crowing that Saban is scared. SMH. They are like the kids sitting at the kids' table screaming at the adults (OSU, Alabama, etc.) for attention.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Went you don't have any bullets in your gun, you would probably be wise to keep it in your closet until you do! The only thing this lunatic is doing is adding more touchdowns to the complete ass kicking Urban and the boys are going to bring to Ann Arbor (whore).
The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced
"5 Offensive Coordinator Experience"
So I guess they are saying he has coordinated 5 times, each one offensively executed? No wonder this dude had so many jobs.
Compared to "0 Offensive Coordinator Experience". So they admit Zach is the better coach? I'm confused.
Zach Smith be like;
The only good thing about The Game is winning it - Urban Meyer
Honestly I doubt Zach Smith bleeds human blood. Just Scarlet & Grey.
I smelllllll what the Bomb Squad is cookin'.
I'm sure Urban and staff have done their fair share of pointing out the negatives of attending other schools, but there's a right way and a wrong way of doing it. The wrong way is trying to make yourself look good by taking shots at the national champion and a coach whose two starters just got drafted.
Contrast this to Meyer's behaviour when he openly targeted Alabama. Nary a negative word came out of his mouth. "What have WE done to beat Alabama today?", clearly implying we have to rise to the bar that they've set by getting better.
Man, I have to pinch myself to wake up. There's no way the Michigan coaching staff could be this clueless. Has to be a dream, doesn't it?
I'm sure they'll miss Brady Hoke when Jimbos in the mental hospital. By the looks of it it won't be long.
OK, Now that Zach Smith has admirably replied to their nonsense, let's compare Tim Hinton to Jay Harbaugh.
Send the Earth Reverberating
Tim Hinton is a Marionaire so that wouldn't really be fair.
Two thoughts: this seems like a borderline slander lawsuit, with the mis-representation of truth and omission of facts with the intent to cause harm. Second, everyone knows they just wanted the conversation, right? I mean, troll heavy. But Smith bought in and made it what it is. E+R=O coach. Outcome right now? We are talking about OSU-UM. Really shouldn't be. It's like trash talking your ex who is in jail. Unnecessary. The world served them, already. We'll re-serve them next fall. Until then, they get to serve in Ann Arbor State Prison, population "full" according to ticket sales.
Absolutely the most entertaining thread evah on this site. It's good to be a Buckeye. :)
"Y'all got a real purty mouth" - Dabo Swinny • BuckeyeJuggernaut.com
Well...this thread is entertaining but you haven't been around long. There have been some damn funny threads.
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
GO BUCKS, Bring on Virginia Tech!!
"There are 3 things that can happen and 2 of them are bad" - the Curse of Woody Hayes
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
Recruited and committed WRs would make a better comparison if I were a recruit.
Who was the last highly ranked WR Jedd got to commit? Never you say?
Well then allow me to retort..
You don't want to make me angry.
He coached Devin Smith and Evan Spencer. Those guys never accomplished much in their time at OSU, huh? Nice of them to leave off Philly Brown, who had a solid rookie year in Carolina! Not to mention the guys he coached at UF. Better luck next time Michigan!
We will fight to the end for OH-IO!
Settle it on the field.
I hate the offseason.
michigan can't win on the field and is not winning anything off the field, either.
“Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top.” John Wooden
"Let's beat the shit out of Michigan. Have a good night." - UFM
Ummmm why are you poking the sleeping Giant??? Not smart. #scared bra? This might get ugly in November. Go Bucks!!
True but our sleeping can still crush scum
Pure Michigan, writing checks they can't cash, I just hope on 11/28 Urban Meyer takes an angry football team into that whore of a city and completely destroys UM.
Looks like they haven't learned or changed anything about the culture up north. This is a lot like the stake antic the pulled in East Lansing, causing big brother to mercilessly pound them into the ground for 3 hours. Well, it's once thing to agitate little bother, it's a whole 'nother thing to agitate your Daddy - you know the one that has literally owned you for the entirety of this millennium.
I hope the people up north enjoy the woodshed, their time there will only be extended now.
Smith's response was great. He should also reply with crazy, shirtless Harbaugh vs all of Urban's achievements.
When you have accomplished nothing......what do you brag about? UM is desperate as their new staff has accomplished nothing, is losing badly on the recruiting trail, has a back-up Iowa transfer as qb, and is 2nd in their own state! This is a program that is facing irrelevancy, and trying to do anything to fire up it's followers. Coke has dropped it's ticket program, so what do you do? It's obvious from the above recruiting garbage that hairball (who had to approve of this) is staring at failure.
As Undisputed National Champions we must laugh at these feeble attempts and not recognize UM until they are worthy! If this is their way of catching up they are way over their heads. Laugh to yourself and let them embarrass themselves! They are legends only in their own minds!
By Coach Harbaugh allowing this garbage to be released it shows the type program he intends to run. Obviously if it blows up he will deny knowing about it and condemn it's release. Additionally one coach does not make an athlete excel and get to the NFL. There is a whole team that makes that happen. More importantly what about the other receivers that didn't make it. Where are they today? Did the Coach Fisch set them up for success after football. This is a strange way to recruit a player.
Those that can, do
Those Michigan men talk about what they are going to do
Success - it's what you do with what you've got. - Woody Hayes
I love the flyer Michigan. It's shows how desperate you assholes are and provides easy ammo to tear you apart. I hope the staff continues attacking Michigan with this and then gives Michigan a taste of their own medicine and compares Jay Harbaugh with a potato since both of those things are just as qualified to be a position coach at a Big Ten school.
Potato > Jay Harbaugh
Potatoes don't write with crayons, they don't stalk recruits' girlfriends and they are delicious. Oh yeah, they might have more coaching experience too.
I'm in Idaho. Don't insult potatos!
Not only do we have the BEST coaches in college football but, damn, they show off their bling well!
Proud to be a Buckeye!
SCUM JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANTS!!!!!
The university too dignified to have a mascot resorts to Baghdad Bob-style, "Big Lie", tweets. Did they think it wouldn't get out?
If they are doing this now, I worry about cheap shots in the game, trying to goad retaliation. Remember there is a game following and you don't want any disqualifications. Meyer should tell the team to not respond and point to the offender for the nearest official. Even if they don't get a flag, you don't get the retaliation penalty, and you invite TV replay. If it shows dirty play, it gains a life of its own. Meyer should put the officials on notice before the game, "I've told my players to not respond to cheap shots and I expect you to protect them."
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
I'd like this to be the year we win 84-0. Don't remove the starters please.
The person responsible for toes clearly wanted you to stub them.
It won't matter if the starters are in or not. And you better believe Urban will run it up if he gets the chance. I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.
You're too stupid to have a good time. -Dalton
It's starting to feel like Harbaugh and his cronies have gotten to the point where they have decided to throw as much as they can at the wall and hope it sticks. What are they honestly thinking? "Hey, let's make them even more jacked up for The Game, and hope we can sneak by them for a W?"
I'm honestly not surprised by this, even when I think they certainly have reached their own limit as to the stupid stuff they say and do.
When grown adult men behave like Harbaugh and co. in public, we shoulldn't be surprised when they do it as a matter of course all the time. There is a reason "the greatest college football staff ever assembled" and "coaching staff loaded with NFL coaches" is at Michigan.
It's because they could no longer cut it in the NFL. Harbaugh was fired, Fisch was fired, Jay is simply the family idiot everyone tries to support with a job, etc. So my suggestion to those elite players considering Michigan is to ask yourself if you wish to play for has- beens desperate to resurrect their own careers or do you want to play for a proven program whose coaches are at the top of their game and don't need to prove their worth. That worth is proven in consistent championship calibre teams, a National Championship, NFL drafted players and players who graduate with careers to look forward.
The weasels are rubbing KY Jealous all over themselves.
The comments on this article are full of win.
Im sorry, Jedd who.............? If he was having so much success in NFL, why didnt he stay there?
17 years and not one championship. Is that something to brag about, bruh? Oh, that's right, you're at the school that worships a guy that went Bo for 24.
TSUN in a nut shell!
Pretty sad that they have to make a hype poster comparing their offensive coordinator to Ohio State's wide receiver coach. I'm smelling desperation. Zach Smith is on the upswing that is for sure. And glad to see Herman jumping in on the action. Hoping Herman out recruits Michigan also.
Well, in my business (the practice of law) there is a saying, "Never ask a witness a question you don't already know the answer to." In this case, the chowderheads over at the school formerly known as the University of Michigan (now known as Laughing Stock U.) asked the question: "Who (sic) do you want to trust with your future?" And Austin Mack answered. Drops microphone...
Bwah, ha, ha... Michigan, you pathetic losers.
Somewhere, the soul of Glenn Edward "Bo" Schembechler, Jr. is rolling over in his grave. "What have these turds done to the legacy I left??? Amateurs!!!
I thought they canned Dave Brandon. Didn't they? This recruiting leaflet ranks up there with Brandon's finest: Buy two cokes and get a pair of tickets to the Big (out)House. Selling tickets on GroupOn. Giving away free tickets to local high schools, churches, camps, and even ushers. Skywriting, seat cushions, 'noodles'. In this instance, he basically invited people to tee off on the lack of accomplishment of his new coaching staff. Or was this actually the work of a new Dave Brandon clone? Inquiring minds want to know...
I wiki'ed this moron Fisch, because I never heard of him before.
No suprise, he didnt even play ball in highschool or college.
Yeah, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...