'How Old Do I Look?' Settles the Cardale Jones-Tyvis Powell Paternity Debate Once and For All

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Buckeye Knight's picture

LOL.  These guys have to literally be on the floor laughing about all of this.

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blazers34's picture

Uncle Daryl would be fun to run through this app

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D.J. Byrnes's picture

Uncle Daryl still has some gas in the tank baby!!

uncle daryl

Los Angeleno by birth; Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

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BuckeyeOfTheTiger's picture

or Greg Oden

EDIT: somebody below beat me to it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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BeatTTUN's picture

I would like to see that used on Granville Waiters circa the time he suited up for the Buckeyes.

I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.

Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan

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Dillon G's picture

He got his ass kicked by a 6-1 shooting guard that went to Dayton in AA tournament in 83.

#walkaway

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NObuck-I-inTEAM's picture

Can somebody who knows whats going on do a Greg Oden picture?

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D.J. Byrnes's picture
oden

Los Angeleno by birth; Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

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FitzBuck's picture

The app is broken.

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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hodge's picture

I mean, not necessarily.  Oden has been 39 since his senior year of high school...

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11UrbzAndSpices's picture

Yeah, do it again with a HS or OSU pic

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

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D.J. Byrnes's picture
oden2

Los Angeleno by birth; Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

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FitzBuck's picture

Well well.  Hodge showed up and dropped a dime.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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Zimmy07's picture

I saw this app last night and tried it w/ vacation pic's.  It kept over-estimating my wife's age & under-estimating mine.

For my phone's health, I didn't show her the results.

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740Bucks's picture

nope

"Give the ball to Granville"

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BeatTTUN's picture

It is missing a 1
Dude is easily 139

I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.

Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan

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FitzBuck's picture

97 

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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740Bucks's picture

Vonn Bell = 56... wow he still gets around really well

"Give the ball to Granville"

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nickel beer's picture

Hey, the 50s rock.  It's not what you can't do, but what you do and what you've done that matters--if you know what I mean

half machine

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Cusbuck's picture

I don't know why but Vonn Bell = 56 is giving me the giggles.  

I'm not saying,  I'm just saying.

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Seth4Bucks's picture

I think that app needs a bit of work still.

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nburns18's picture

Now we know what Urban means when says that's a "grown ass man play"

"You win with people." -Woody Hayes

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ibuck's picture

That app "works" on butts too?

Our honor defend, so we'll fight to the end !

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countrybuckeye's picture

You just HAD to go there ...

“Save yourself and relax during every game. I recommend a fine bourbon.”

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ITWASME's picture

Well I'm 17 and it told me I look like I'm 49 XD

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KevinJ's picture

Glad we got that settled, now if we could just get the QB situation figured out  ...

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nickel beer's picture

Tell me this isn't going to be a tsa app.

half machine

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OSUStu's picture

So, to make this app useful at all...just run it regularly then subtract 10+ years?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

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Idaho Helga's picture

This app has Tyvis older then Greg Oden?  Some programmers need to be fired.  Are they the same ones that developed Windows 8? Just a guess.

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Hovenaut's picture

Where was this 22 a couple of years ago when I wanted to buy beer?

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buckeye phi's picture

"Developmental" doesn't do that dumpster fire of an app justice -

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers

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Cooper's picture

How old are you, Vonn? 

"20, sir"

Shit, you look at least 56.

This is definitely where I parked my car.

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GABuckeye70's picture
 

Living in SEC country... and Loving it!!!!

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Hovenaut's picture

Is the young lady (she's probably 20 with that app) a Florida State fan?

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Seattle Linga's picture

I can in here b/c I knew someone would be posting this gif - Well done 70

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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GABuckeye70's picture

It just would not be a true paternity post without a Maury gif!!!

Living in SEC country... and Loving it!!!!

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Seattle Linga's picture

You wonder where they get these actors people sometimes to fill their quota 

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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JW BUCKEYE's picture

"The results are in.  Tyvis, when it comes to 21 year old Cardale, you are...........NOT the father!!"

Maury Povich takes up half of my dvr space!!

"Kiss my Converse!!" -- Sho 'Nuff the Master

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umbyosu's picture

Jamarco not so happy about 31!

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MikeTheBuckeye's picture

This is hilarious. A great spin on a great joke. A round of applause to all of the 11W staff.

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JoeAndSo's picture

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯"  - Joey Bosa

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Vonn Bell is 56!  He can get the senior discount at many local establishments!

Class of 2010.

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Zimmy07's picture

I tried the app w/ a recent Debbie Harry (Blondie) pic & it said she was 40.  I think she just turned 70.

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Silky Johnson's picture

I'm guessing Aaron Craft might register as a tween.

My comments are for entertainment purposes only. However, in no way should they be misconstrued as being entertaining.

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Icouldnotgofor3's picture

I'm up there in age myself, but I still say I can hit a baseball better than some of the Indians players. At the minimum, I would at least make contact with the ball. 

Saban on a cart eating cold pizza

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

I say f--- you Jobu.  I do it myself.

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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Icouldnotgofor3's picture

That's most likely what it would come down to there Sorrano.....lol

Saban on a cart eating cold pizza

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Potatodigger's picture

"Fielding a collegiate team of middle-aged men? Urban Meyer truly is a genius."

BYU has been doing this for years.

I don't DV. Most people don't deserve it, and the ones who do probably enjoy it.

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John Cooper's lucky pig's picture

He should have worn one of these:

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GOOMBAY's picture

Please run the Happy Jamarco. PLEASE!

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Tomc383's picture

Lol - How the hell does that app guess an age that's actually older than Greg Oden is ?!?!

THE...

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

If this is the beta test, the makers of that app better not rush the IPO...

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GABuckeye70's picture

They take such good father son selfies though... I think Tyvis will be devastated,

Living in SEC country... and Loving it!!!!

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buckguyfan1's picture

Love the chemistry of this team.

Simplify...

9-0 and a chance to go 10-0...

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GABuckeye70's picture

Seems they are one of the closest groups in my memory anyway.

Living in SEC country... and Loving it!!!!

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rdubs's picture

Fielding a collegiate team of middle-aged men? Urban Meyer truly is a genius.

Maybe he learned this trick at Utah because BYU has literally been doing this for years.

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acBuckeye's picture

I'd say about 31 as well....

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Seattle Linga's picture

Funny that right above the first comment is a banner that reads ::::

PATERNITY DNA TEST KITS

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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CowCat's picture

This is hilarious.  We have a 56 year old on the team.  POSSIBLE NCAA BANHAMMER

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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Hovenaut's picture

This puts to rest the whole recruitment of eight-graders thing.

I'll run a 40...have it to you in a few hours.

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Woody The Historian's picture

These two are so funny. I love watching them cut up. It's like everyone is doing something else. Elliott is salmoning. Father and Son here are either talking about paying the rent or taking  'Selfies'... That locker room must be an absolute barnstorm howl.

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BeatTTUN's picture

Turned 43 yesterday
Analysis said I look 32
Happy birthday to me

I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.

Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan

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BuckminsterFullback's picture

Now we know what the old Microsoft Vista team has been working on for the last 5 years.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

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Idaho Helga's picture

The Vistas team went on to bring us Windows 8.0.  I do tech support for a living and given a choice, I'd take Vista over 8.0.  I don't know what they were smokin' in Seattle when they hatched 8.0 but it had to be some serious sh&*. "Hey, we'll take away the start button, make it damn near impossible to catch the shutdown icon, screw up their desktop, place ads all over because there just aren't enough already on the internet,  people are going to LOVE THIS!"

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GoBucksToledo's picture

I wonder if the app measures in dog years.

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