Michigan Fire Hydrant Highlights New Dog-Walking Area at Ohio State's College of Veterinary Medicine

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REDROCKER1013's picture

Perfect! Who ever thought of that should dot the I at next years game against the TSUN......I don’t think they have a team do they? 

"CAN THEY CATCH HIM - NO THEY CAN'T - TOUCHDOWN"

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GrandTheftHarley's picture

Perfect target! But, I'm puzzled: isn't that artificial turf installed? How the heck do you keep that cleaned up if it's a dedicated pet latrine?

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes

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InTressITrust's picture

It drains into a bowl underneath. I have seen these in Sky Mall before.  

"I'm not going to lie. We're anxious to be a part of a matchup like that. It's two states that love the game of football." -Jim Tressel

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chicagobuckeye's picture

I have seen these in Sky Mall before

RIP Sky Mall

What if you don't hear YOLO anymore because everyone who use to say it died?

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

My guess would be it has a well designed drainage system. Hose it down when done. (no pun intended)

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

I Believe In Ohio State.

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ToTheHouse's picture

They be get'n the hose'n alright... (pun intended)

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Redlegs1000's picture

I heard it drains directly into Lake _ichigan. 

"If the NBA was on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love on channel 4, I'd watch the the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy." ~ Bob Knight

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Fanfuckingtastic

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

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Seattle Linga's picture

I sight for soar eyes - just wait til Brutus drops a deuce right on it !!

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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Habu71's picture

Bucky Buck's comment below may rival NolaBuckeye, thereby pushing me further down the list for the day.

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Seattle Linga's picture

Appreciate the insight but it didn't hit me the way yours did - your still a deuce number two in my mind 

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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Habu71's picture

Lol, the only thing that would have made that better is if you had started by saying "with all due respect".

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Gobucks2204's picture

Maybe they can have little Michigan plastic bags for easy pick up.

"The future is bright at Ohio State."

"Greater love has no one than this, to lay down one's life for one's friends"

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Bucky Buck's picture

Why's it gotta be just for dogs? 

Born a Badger, Raised a Buckeye

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bennyhana311's picture

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
- Woody Hayes

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cronimi's picture

That is one awesome, Rube-Goldbergian Guinness!

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

Somebody on 11W HAS to get a pic of a dog whizzing on that. That could be an permanent web page header graphic or something, especially if the dog is wearing OSU gear.

"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine

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SilverState's picture

Maybe a new header picture for the "Anything Else" threads.

"Year for what?"

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Frimmel's picture

Great idea. The "Anything Else" forum could certainly use anything else as a header picture.
 

You've got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight. 

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Redlegs1000's picture

Seconded

"If the NBA was on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love on channel 4, I'd watch the the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy." ~ Bob Knight

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AZBUCK-I's picture

Better yet, how about 11W getting a live web cam, and have it as a permanent fixture on the front of the web page? Then add the capability for an upvote every time a dog does its business!

I'm sure our "speedy Teflon TECHNICAL wizards" at 11W are up to the task   !!!!

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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Crumb's picture

Gives a whole no meaning to the phrase I say that 'I don't give a crap for the whole state of *ichigan'. 

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

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THE's picture

How long until the first pics of a dog pissing on this thing emerge?

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

I feel bad for the person that had to paint that ugly piece of shit..his/her eyes must still be burning

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

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ToTheHouse's picture

Nothing OSU's optometry students cant handle.

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BuckeyeSouth's picture

They should have put those stupid wings on the top of that thing to make it look like their helmet.

Champions.  Undisputed.  

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fear_the_nut70's picture

Ha ha.  Years ago in a cabin we built an Ohio State room.  At the door, sits a Michigan doormat (as in, they are our doormat).  One of my proudest moments was when my male dog went right to the doormat, lifted his leg, and pissed on the M.  See, now, that dog was raised right.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

What a timely article by the 11W staff. Goes with the new spring practice videos of the Skunk Weasel strength and conditioning drills:

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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IGotAWoody's picture

That looks like a device designed to keep stupid men from reproducing.

“The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.” – Theodore Roosevelt

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FROMTHE18's picture

Love it, just need to put a red 'X' over the M's and we are good to go

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AZBUCK-I's picture

Dogs,  humans,  other species,  peeing and crapping on  _ichigan, reduces stress, and is good for your overall mental health!

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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cronimi's picture

I guess they won't have to worry about staining, as canine urine and maize (sun) are the same color.

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LeftCoastBuck's picture

Yet another reason OSU has the "Best Damn Vet School in the Land"

"Have a Coke and a smile!.....along with $150 in UM football tickets"

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buckeyeupnorth's picture

And it's been around for a while . This is how they used to send an ambulance for their large patients.

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BuckeyeVet's picture

That hydrant makes me damn proud of my alma mater. And I have that picture of the horse drawn ambulance on my office wall! Always loved it. I graduated in 1985 as the 100 year anniversity class. I saw a picture once of the 1st class that graduated in 1885 - 6 guys sitting or standing under an oak tree, three in Civil War looking uniforms. Wish I could get a copy of that picture, too.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx

"The recipient of Oyster's ONLY down vote".

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buckeyevet16's picture

Amen 

"You aren't a fan. It's not a team. It's a way of life"--Urban Meyer

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allinosu's picture

Those colors can't even make a hydrant look better. Is that thing ugly, or what?

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Arizona_Buckeye's picture

That is very Pavlovian - as soon as I saw it - I had to take a piss!!!

The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced

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Homey1970's picture

...as Hairball spits through gritted teeth. 

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seouldier13's picture

In the words of the venerable evil Emperor Palpatine,"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."

"We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are." -Tobias Wolff

"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." -Friedrich Nietzche

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buckeyevet16's picture

Proud to be a current vet student! 

"You aren't a fan. It's not a team. It's a way of life"--Urban Meyer

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BuckeyeVet's picture

And happy to have a vet-to-be on the best Buckeye site along with me. Welcome!

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx

"The recipient of Oyster's ONLY down vote".

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CooperRuinedMyChildhood's picture

Have at it, Fido.

In Urban We Trust.

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Rocket Man's picture

Great, now my dogs want one

Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege. 
Tyrion: A wedding. 
Varys: Exactly.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

LOL!   What type of breeds do you own?   (There's simply too much potty-mouth humor on this thread!)   NOT!    

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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Baxter4's picture

So much pissing to do and so little time.

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seouldier13's picture

I will ensure when I make my way up there from Texas that both my dogs utilize the awesome latrine set up for our four legged friends.

"We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are." -Tobias Wolff

"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." -Friedrich Nietzche

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awlinBrutus's picture

the vet school will probably take it down due to many buckeye fans trying to get pics of their dogs pissing on SCum.

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MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS

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Eyes88's picture

...the first thing I thought after seeing this picture, was that I wanted to see it being used, so I love the webcam idea!  :-)

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southbay's picture

I'm dying to paint the one across the street from my house like that.  It's always the first stop when I take my dog for his morning walk.  I think I would start getting up earlier if I could do that.

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TPMBuck's picture

Vet school .. teaching dogs to pee with an enthusiasm previously unknown to canines.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

Not to be out done, the _ichigan veterinary school counters the OSU fire hydrant, by prescribing a holistic treatment to Sarah Harbaugh's horse. However, as with so many plays on the gridiron this past season, it didn't work out very well for her:

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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Boston Buckeyes's picture

This post was mentioned by the host of the mid-day show here in Raleigh, NC about an hour ago.  Gave full credit to 11W and gave out the website address.

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AZBUCK-I's picture

That is totally cool! The dissing of the Skunk Weasels is running coast to coast! Love it!

Bo Schembechler: Student of Woody;
Gary Moeller: Player for Woody;
Lloyd Carr & Rich Rodriguez: Owned by Tressel;
Brady Hoke: Owned by donuts;
Jim Harbaugh: Owned by Urban to the tune of 42-13.

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THEOSUfan's picture

My vet, Dr. Eric Shaver (OSU alum) has had one of those scUM hydrants outside of his office in Berlin, Ohio for at least 15 years.

Several years ago, Dr. Gee visited Dr. Shaver's office and took delight in seeing the hydrant.  It makes me wonder if Dr. Shaver isn't involved in seeing it replicated at the vet clinic at OSU.

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Joe Beale's picture

This was just featured on SportsCenter a few minutes ago, complete with full credit to 11W.

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