The Situational: Immortal Eyes

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Stinson's picture

Jay Droney: Asshole

"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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bedheadjc's picture

His whole feed is so horrible that it approaches parody. Must be.

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Unky Buck's picture

You can believe that...or just believe that the plot behind Idiocracy is coming to fruition.

"Everything you see on the internet is true." - Abraham Lincoln

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gumtape's picture

That would assume that Jay has managed to procreate. A reality that I can't comprehend.

(I am not worried about jay reading this. He has trouble with words over 2 sylabbles.)

High and tight boo boo

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Dirty419Boy's picture

Quite possible. When I look at Droney's picture, I get a strong impression I'm looking at one of the stupidest mf'ers on the planet.

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gutterwaste's picture

Sadly, I'm frequently surprised to find that a movie called "Ass" is not number one at the box office. It's coming.  Oh, is it coming.

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Kernfan's picture

Had to upvote the Idiocracy references in this thread.  Jay Droney drinks a lot of Brondo.

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CALPOPPY's picture

It's what plants crave.

Memento mori

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MordenoftheSith's picture

or just believe that the plot behind Idiocracy is coming to fruition.

Coming to fruition?  How far down the pipe do we have to be before we say has come to fruition??

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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vitaminB's picture

Go Bourbon and Go Bucks.  Remember, folks, it's okay to yell at your TV, but yelling on Twitter is not okay.

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cptfreedm's picture

Don't do such things to ANY truly good bourbon :-)

CPTFreedm
Go Bucks!!!

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nm_buck's picture

agreed.

if fruit doesn't belong in great beer, how could it belong in great bourbon?

"The future is bright at Ohio State."  - Urban Meyer 1/1/15

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ScoobyKnows's picture

People who tweet at college athletes are morons.  Period.

Now please pass me some warm apple pie :)

Scooby Knows Pie

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JohnnyKozmo's picture

I find myself looking around a lot when I hear Rinaldi come on, hoping no one is around to see me reach for the box of tissues.  Great story about the young boy from China.  I remember when my dad passed, he was an organ donor and we got a letter as to where some of them went.  Definitely an outlet for all of the grief that fills you up.

You're too stupid to have a good time. -Dalton

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BeatTTUN's picture

http://www.sbnation.com/2012-super-bowl/2012/2/7/2782428/maria-menounos-bikini-new-york-giants

if the link works you are welcome

that is how you settle a lost bet

I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.

Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan

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ponder10's picture

I love the look on the face of the girl in the red jacket. She goes from smiling to completely inadequate as Menounos shows the bikini.

“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.” ~ Baba Dioum

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lakejamesbuck's picture

How about uncle pervy right behind her

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brylee's picture

i had to reopen it twice because i didn't notice either...

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dwcbuckeye's picture

Nice, so this is how we circumvent the new anti-jiggle rules we embed links.  Excellent.

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Idaho Helga's picture

Lucky for you no bouncy parts or off to 11W Jail you go, Beat!

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BeatTTUN's picture

I googled "lost bet gif" and there she was
My next thought was "you will go to jail if you post that"
Rules are rules until you find a way to circumvent them.

I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.

Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan

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Fatpants's picture

I fully support the continued shaming of the authors of the anti-Jalin Marshall tweets.

PG <3 PG

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Hovenaut's picture

Lashing out at social media assholes, a fun look at ESECPN scheduling/coverage, FuckCancer/a celebration of being an organ donor, Metallica, bourbon...

You have a gift sir, I greatly appreciate you sharing it with us.
 

Got M...igan gossip? Bang it here.

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YTOWNBUCKI's picture

The numerous emotions experienced while reading this were beyond explanation.  I feel like this whole thing was about me.

Ramzy does have a gift for sure.

Oh, and about the #fuckcancer thing, definitely the best cancer charity to donate to.  They donate 100% of proceeds from what I can recall.  http://www.fuckcancerfoundation.org/

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Not a bourbon drinker myself, but I have wanted to do the apple pie or coffee bean for my Brother in Law. Maybe next year, as this year I got him coins from multiple ships we've sailed with.

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Optimistic Buckeye Pessimist's picture

Speaking of bourbon, I beg you all to try Bird Dog Blackberry Bourbon.  The situation is always.

Read my entire screen name....

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OSUBias's picture

Can I gift someone a book of all of your Situationals? I am absolutely serious that I would buy the entire collection. Some enterprising soul needs to leech off of Ramzy's genius and take the lead here. Not me, I'm too lazy. I'm just the idea guy. You're welcome. 

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Ramzy Nasrallah's picture

Thank you for the kind words. Ctrl-Print Screen [repeat]

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Zimmy07's picture

If Jalin Marshall doesn't fumble that punt and at the 1 yard line we beat Minnesota by 20+ and only have 1 win against the top 25.  This gets Ohio State ranked EIGTH by the playoff committee.  Suck on that haters.

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causeicouldntgo43's picture

Nice work Ramzi. I saw where Marshall was  practicing fielding punts this Monday outside in the snow near the WHAC. No one told him to do it, there were no coaches present, and it was a day off for all the players from practice, but he was there grinding away. No one wants to get it right more than him - and he will.

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What Would Troy Smith Do's picture

Organ Donation = Yes.

Unless you have a religious reason not to, everybody should sign up.  Being a marrow donor only takes a mouth swab.  The kit will be sent to you for free with postage paid to return it.

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Nutty's picture

No one will want my liver

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What Would Troy Smith Do's picture

HAHA.  But there might be other parts that are useful.

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Idaho Helga's picture

Actually when my dad died, he was so eaten up by cancer we were surprised they wanted his organs.  They said some are used for medical training and research.   Makes sense.  They're certainly no good to you anymore.  So, your liver might be the poster child in a medical school!

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ChicagoBuckMD's picture

This is very true, we can always use more bodies for medical training/research

"Why be around average?" - UFM

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Baroclinicity's picture

I wonder if Sox33OSU will have anything worth donating after all the beer and Hot N Readies.

What's DJ donating?

Priority #1:  Beat Michigan

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Denny's picture

Ramzy – a spoiler: Im'a send you Denny-roasted coffee-flavor bourbon and Denny-roasted coffee for the holidays this year.

Taquitos.

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KevinJ's picture

Thanks for the Apple Pie Ramzy.

Cheers!

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ac313's picture

Solid work!

1st ever CFP Champs...check.

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BleedBuckeyes's picture

 Liang Yaoyi...  Hero.

"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more, you are a leader." -John Quincy Adams

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mphillips87's picture

I think 11W should have a weekly "shaming of idiots who tweet" column. Think of it as the internet policing itself.

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

I actually really could get on with this. Friday evening or Saturday morning you will be called out for any stupid shit for the week...if you go 2 weeks in a row on said list you go to jail for 1 week

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

Hahaha, I thought I was the only person on the planet that knew about Beatallica.  Hilarious, even if painful to listen to, but still hilarious.

Your signature will be publicly displayed at the end of your comments.

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Bamabucknut's picture

When your career consists of a 40 hour work week at Mc Donalds....this is what emerges "after hours".

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sb97's picture

That music video was all kinds of awesome.  I have been trying to trick people in my office to watch it :)

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Hindinho's picture

Jay Droney, sweet sideways hat you degenerate. 

P.S. question on the bourbon; while you are letting it sit and the flavors fuse, is it necessary to refrigerate or is room temp okay?

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northwoods buckeye's picture

Room temperature is fine. The alcohol kills pretty much everything.

Pay it forward

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hodge's picture

Ironically, I just started an infusion of Apple Pie last night.  Unfortunately, because I'm such a cheapskate, I went with Ancient Ancient Age 10 Star, which, strangely enough, wasn't all that horrid.

I split a 1 litre bottle into two jars filled with one apple (sliced), one cinnamon stick, and 3/4 stick of a vanilla bean (split) in each.  The vanilla beans were pretty old though (not a ton of flavor) and it looks like I might have gone a little low on apple.  Anyone have any recommended corrections?

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mmounts's picture

Drink what you have and start over...

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Olemissbuckeye's picture

Nothing wrong with ancient age. Its a quality "value" Bourbon put out by the Buffalo Trace distillery. I'm experimenting using a bunch of cheap stuff and using mason jars. Old Crow, Early Times, and Evan Williams black label. My favorite bargain bourbon is currently Old Forester. We'll see how it all turns out.

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FitzBuck's picture

Liang Yaoyi, an 11 year-old boy from Shenzhen, China who always wanted to be a doctor. They're bowing because his dying wish was to be an organ donor, and they’re about to make his wish come true.

Ramzy I couldn't get into the Bourbon because I couldn't get this image out of my head.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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RBuck's picture

Ramzy, please put me on your Christmas list.

Sooner or later it all gets real.

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Nutty's picture

I still don't get the attention to social media assholes. They are a dime a dozen so it really isn't news.

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thevman19's picture

Nobody wants my liver...

The road to nowhere leads to me...

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osugreg04's picture

Bourbon is a 51% corn, 49% other stuff mixture that basically colors in its otherwise flavorless mash bill with fermentation and charred American oak. 

... and 100% amazing

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BeatTTUN's picture

My oldest turns 11 this Saturday, I can't imagine the pain Liang's Mother feels. Thanks for that story Ramzy it makes one realize how lucky I am to have healthy boys and that in this crazy world there are still examples of pure selflessness that need to be applauded and remembered.

I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.

Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Ramzy cant even enjoy a piece of pie without putting strain on his poor liver. Apple pie moonshine is awesome I imagine this might be tastier?

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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SlumLord6973's picture

too sweet. The moonshine stuff. Reminds me too much of syrup. Friend of mine used to make batches of it for the holidays using everclear rather than bourbon. It will get you wrecked but pure grain alcohol just lacks culture and sophistication. Its like the difference between an epee and a sledge hammer. Sure they will both kill you but one of them looks more artistic before you die. :)

Just personal choice. You can like whatever you want to like.

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SlumLord6973's picture

Words can never properly describe how precious life is. Most people only truly appreciate it when they are at the end. Its sad because by then its too late. 

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fuzzmonky's picture

That picture of Decker is sick! He looks like a bad mofo. I'd love to see Jay Droney talk shit to him...

...Because I couldn't go for 3

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buckeyeradar's picture

Nice work Ramzy.  I felt bad for Jalin last week, I've been on that island.  But my thoughts after hearing about the tweets sicken me.  I was honored at my granddaughter's elementary school the week before and remembered how great I felt.  But when I was out of the military this drafted GI got no respect, I got spit on by some sorry young woman.  That's the worst feeling ever.  So I know how Jalin feels.  They can't take it back.  Remember Jalin you are a better man, I'm sorry for what the others did to you.

I may not be the sharpest crayon in the box but I'm one of the most colorful.

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

Bourbon for apple pie crust. That's a trade I can toast to :)

"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine

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bakerjon's picture

If apple pie isn’t your thing, you can also do this with sliced ripe bananas - you’ll just want to filter it through a cheese cloth or coffee filters into a pitcher and then back into the bottle prior to gifting. Banana-infused bourbon is sneaky good and universally appreciated. It's the J.T. Barrett of infused bourbons, basically

Still cracking up over this line.  Who knew JTB4 was bourbon-esque!

I've actually seen Beatallica in concert. They opened for Dream Theater a few years ago and the Newport. Great show.  Pretty fun stuff actually

Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals! - Butch Cassidy

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D-Day0043's picture

All of those rude comments toward Jaylan reaffirm why I deleted my Twitter account. 

When you lose, say little. When you win, say less.

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txbucknut's picture

"You're better off making fun of an individual reporter's inconsistencies, like whenever Pat Forde opens his big stupid plastic face:" LOL! Another classic, Ramzy! Well done! 

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ohiobobg's picture

But, but, but... the SEC plays such a brutal conference... they NEED this week off!!!!

"you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning"

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northwoods buckeye's picture

I'm making horseradish infused vodka for gifts this year. 2 tablespoons of grated horseradish and a tablespoon of peppercorns per fifth (if you use the jarred stuff, make sure it's not the kind that has dairy in it). Stir/shake occasionally. Makes a great Bloody Mary. If you're really on a bender, drink it like wine with food (especially steak).

I first had this as part of some Polish "hospitality" when I was in the Navy. it was consumed throughout the meal, and well into the toasts following the meal. Three sheets doesn't even come close to how drunk we ended up.

Pay it forward

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Baroclinicity's picture

Can someone school me on the Alamo Bowl reference?

Priority #1:  Beat Michigan

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

I think ESPN downplayed Tressel beating the crap out of Les Miles in the 2004 Alamo Bowl. At least I remember it that way. Especially considering Miles left after that game for LSU.

"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine

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BeerNBuckeyes's picture

This was after Troy Smith allegedly took money from a booster. I say allegedly, because I believe he has said there was a bit more to it than that--years later. Anyway, the game coverage was awful. It was all about Troy taking money and "hey, remember Clarett?" 

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Born Woody's picture

I don't blame ESPN, I blame money.  That's really what it comes down too.  ESPN is a corporation, a money craving entity that undoubtedly has a slew of financial guru's with horn rimed glasses sitting around a table as we speak with iPad's and fancy tablet computers, doing video conferences with various investors and other contributing market slobs.  There they sit, speaking a language filled with unfounded conceptual ridiculousness, laughing with their pinky fingers in the sides of their mouths at the devious prospect of gaining total and complete control of the sports reporting world. LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.

It's not a lie if YOU believe it

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stonybull's picture

young McCartney and Lennon really didn’t give a shit about being radio-friendly. Apple Records absolutely did, and as a result big teaser is what you hear on the record.

They were actually with Parlophone Records in the UK and Capitol Records in the US, when they made this song.  Sorry Just a big Beatles nerd here. 

What a long strange trip it's been

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Liening's picture

Ramzy -- 3 apples seems like it displaces a lot of bourbon.  Is that recipe for 1.75 liter bottles?  Do you decant into a larger container for the infusing, or do it right in the original bottle and ingest the overflow?

GLiening

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Ramzy Nasrallah's picture

You can do it either way. Two reasons for three apples: 1) More apple flavor 2) You can't make a pie with one apple.