I love you
*blushing I love you too...lol
"faith seeking understanding” (fides quaerens intellectum)
Vrabel: " MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS"!!!!!!!
Jamall: "True Dat Coach"
MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS
Vrabel: "I'm gonna take your helmet off because the last time I head-butted someone I had to get stitches.
Do you like...tuna fish?
We need that from you every play son!
Nothing cleanses the soul like getting the hell kicked out of you - Woody Hayes
"For our treaties, whatever they may be worth; our symphonies, however seldom they may be played; our peaceful acres, however frequently they may be converted into battlefields; our dreams, however rarely they may be accomplished. The miracle of Jamal Marcus is not how much he plays, but how magnificently he has risen. We are known among the stars by our forced fumbles, not our game reps"
Vrabel: "Do you like Fish Sticks"
JM: "yea coach"
Vrabel: "then you must be a gay fish"
I love the South Park reference!
DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE VRABO.....................................IS COOKING?
"Who cares? Go Bucks." - Aaron Untch
You swallowed his soul. Now GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Doh, accidental downvote. Sorry friend!
Dairy-fed intellect and pure, unhinged sass.
Vrabel is coming for you too, now. No prob.
"Warren G. Harding is smiling down upon you from the Heavens"
Los Angeleno by birth; Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.
Vrabel sings the chorus of "Let's Give 'Em Something to Talk About"
Jamal: "Your voice is like a combination of Fergie... and Jesus."
"It takes a little something special to be a great player. What you got in you, we're going to find out. And if there's a touch of greatness in there, how cool would that be?"
-Urban F. Meyer
I have new socks on.
Sooner or later it all gets real.
I know it was YOU, Jamal.....you broke my heart.
You broke my heart.
Hindsight is, and in, 2020
Always love a good Godfather reference HOV...
" I hope when I die, I die laughing"...
Please be advised I am not eligible to win this, I'd love to go, but stuck in Maryland.
I couldn't pass up the moment, Jamal is totally channeling his inner Fredo there.
Thanks for the ups though, and good luck to the dubbers looking to make it to E2B4, it sure sounds like a great time for a great game and greater cause.
Vrable: I dreamed about you last night
Jm: uh..um ok coach
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
this wins. damn it.
I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.
I Believe In Ohio State.
"After the game I'm taking you and your mother Dorothy Marcus to a nice seafood dinner"
+1 if i could for the Anchorman reference!
I love a good reference to Ron Burgandy.....errr Dorothy Mantooth.
Nothing says "You're a Loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a Winner.
Vrabel: "That was fantastic! How did you do that so easily?"
Marcus: "I just imagined I was Bert and the ball was a case of Bud Light Lime."
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, Jamal. Let the hate flow through you."
"I'm not going to let Coach Coombs yell at you for a full week"
This one made me laugh.
How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan football? 1AA
Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.
Vrabel: Jamal, after that play I am willing to believe the paternity test....I am your real father!
"Next time you sack a quarterback, you take off our helmet and look at him like this and tell him, remember this face, remember who did this to you, and im comin for you all freakin night!"
"Shut up. Just shut up, bro!"
"You had me at hello."
"Son, that was a helluva play. Helluva play, that's exactly what we're looking for out there."
**Takes deep breath, looks deep into Jamal's soul with a steely glare**
"I do want to make sure you're aware that, while sacking the mighty Aztecs' QB in garbage time is a great sign, there are greater things on the horizon for you, for me, for Buckeye football. I need you to fully buy into what I'm saying. And in order to fully understand what I'm talking about.... TUNE IN TO 11W TONIGHT AT 8:00 FOR 9ROUTE'S EXCLUSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!"
Brady Hoke's reaction to the Urban Meyer hire: "Not good."
"If you play like that during the game with those shit holes up North, I'll give you a piggy back ride :)"
"Antonio Williams is to Ezekiel Elliott as Kareem Walker is to Derrick Green." - DJ Byrnes
MV: 'And that Jamal, is why you do not cook bacon naked'.
Help is on the way.
Vrabel: You were supposed to drop into coverage!
Marcus: But coach, I knew I could get to the QB.
Vrabel: Well you just triggered the Independent Thought Alarm. Now I have to ask Coombs to remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
[Coombs, off camera]: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya!?
+1 for Simpsons ref.
"Is this the biggest dip lip you've ever seen, Jamal? Is it?!?!"
Priority #1: Beat Michigan
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SHOUTING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, youre now 1/36th as good as I was
Is that a 'Breathe Right' or just a cheap knockoff??
"The future is bright at Ohio State." - Urban Meyer 1/1/15
Jamal, do you know what I love about college girls....
Automatic +1, Wooderson reference.
"watch the leather, maaan!"
I love them redheads!
See, no scar.
The offseason is the longest season.
"I.. I must draw you."
JM: "Hey, Corch Vrabro, how come they ain't blockin' us?"
MV: "Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us."
"Okay -- I've got an El Camino full of rampage here."
and for those who don't know this,
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
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As a side note, this entry's for funsies only; I'm already attending the event.
Jamal, I am your father Jamal.
Vrabel: Do I have something in my eye?
Jamal: No, sir.
Vrabel: Will you blow in it?
Jamal: Um, this is getting weird.
Pain of Discipline
Pain of Regret
Take Your Pick
Marcus: What is my OSU nickname?
Vrabel: Coach Coombs and I thought long and hard about this, your OSU nickname is...Flounder.
If speed kills, then you are an assassin!
"I baptize you in the name of the Tressel and of the Urban and of the Holy Woody... amen. Now can I get an O-H"
If you think of this while watching the .gif it matches up a lot better
"How f---ing dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through!
She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two f---ing kids.
Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is.. readers and making money off of her.
SHE’S A HUMAN!! What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called give me more for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE- MORE, MORE, MORE!
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!..Please.
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Britney Alone Please. !
Leave Britney Spears alone! Right now! I mean it!
Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
LEAVE HER ALONE!"
Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
Vrabel: What happened to Hannah Montana? I just...I just don't understand where it all went so wrong?
Marcus: uhhhhhhhhh Coach you feeling alright?
"I'ma going to kiss you right on the lips!"
“Ain’t life grand when you finally hit it!” DLR
He sang a verse of his favorite song:
"Little black submarines
Put me back on the line
Told my girl I'd be back
This is wrecking my mind."
" I WANT you on that wall!....I NEED you on that wall ! "
"You are the one who knocks!"
Vrabel: "JAMAL!! DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH??!!!?!?!"
Vrabel JM you are bleeding!
JM I aint got time to bleed!
JM Where is Coach Meyer?
Vrabel Down by the Olentangy Walking on water!
Quite a curious mix of Predator and Tombstone quotes you got going there...
Scotch: It may be too early to drink it, yes; but people it is never to early to think about it.
Hahaha yeah my mind is always all over the place!
"And that's why you decided to be a Buckeye!"
MV: "Jamal, Think! Where did you leave the bathroom key?"
JM: "I'm Sorry. I..."
MV: "I really, REALLY need that key!"
JM: "I know. I..."
MV: "I'm serious! I reaall --- too late. Nevermind."
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!
Vrabel: "Do you know what you look like to me, Marcus, with your good helmet and bad shoes? You look like a rube, a well-scrubbed, rushing rube. Good coaching has given you strength of technique, but in reality you're only one week removed from being run all over the field in Berkely. And oh, how the Aztecs blocked you, with all the tedious holdings and chop blocks, while you could dream about getting through, to the backfield, get all the way to the opposing QB!"
You forgot to mention that Vrabel used his best Anthony Hopkins impersonation. +1 for creativity.
"Well surely you must be the son of God!"
"Do you realize what you've done?!?!?!?! [looks over to FAMU sideline]
"I'm sorry, my friend's a little slow. The town....is back that way"
Now you spit in my mouth.
"Jamal, I'm going to gently remove your helmet, and if it was socially acceptable, I would kiss you on those gorgeous lips."
I won't be able to make it, so don't vote for me please.
Vrabs: "then she hugged me"
JM: "she hugged you? how'd she hug you?"
Vrabs: (grabs JM)
JM: "is that her perfume I smell?"
Vrabs: "Intoxicating isn't it?"
"Tell me about the f***ing golf shoes!"
Hunter S. Vrabel
Vrabel didn't say anything: in a fit of excitement, his face was contorted to something like...THIS!
Ah, Large Marge, may she rest in peace.
I was totally going to use this!
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE BREAKING BAD FINALE AT MY HOUSE? EVERYONE WILL BE THERE!
Jamal, I am your father...
That was ballsy, Jamal.
Your girlfriend is pregnant..
"Son! I could lick that stripe right off your nose!"
V: LOOK ME RIGHT IN THE EYES!
J: Yes, sir
V: PLAYS LIKE THAT ARE WHAT GOT YOU HERE! YOU JUST GOT SOME!
J: Yes, sir
V: GET SOME MORE!!! GET SOME MORE!!! GET SOME MORE!!! (then mumbles something about violent hands...
Vrabel: "Do you realize what you've just DONE!?!?!?"
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Vrabel: I want to testify (stomps foot) to the holy ghost. In the name of Harley, in the name of Woody...
JM: Car-men coach, Car-men.
Vrabel: Praise Urban.
Wayne Woodrow Hayes
MV - "Wooo! Way to go bro, now get me a red bull!"
JM - "Uhm, how do I say this...Coach Coombs drank them all..."
Vrabel: "You went full beast mode....ALWAYS GO FULL BEAST MODE!"
Vrabel: "We NEED MORE COWBELL!"
VRABEL: Do you know what day it is? Don't you dare say Hump Day!!!!
JM: No coach, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
Vrabel: "You have your helmet off and you're standing toe-to-toe with with a man who snacks on NFL QB's and already has a callused forehead. Jamal, you just have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well......do ya?....Punk?"
Vrabel: Oh good, you're back. Let me tell you more about my college days...
Jamal, "So you're saying Heisenberg is Walt?"
Vrabel: "Marcus! Why did you recover that fumble so quickly Marcus?!?"
Marcus: "Because you told me to coach?"
Vrabel: "JESUS H-Christ! This is a new team record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of such a DAMN fine scholarship student athlete, I would recommend you for the NFL DRAFT, Marcus! YOU are GONNA BE A CAPTAIN SOMEDAY! NOW! PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON AND CONTINUE!!!!"
Frank Epitropulous: "Anyway, like I was sayin'....."
Vrabel: "You must have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express Last night."
"Indecision may (or may not) be my downfall."
Heyyy your stealing my shtick !!
You wanna kick my dog and bang my sister while you're at it??
I like dogs, but what's your sister look like?
Wait, are we still talking about your dog, or your sister? I'm suddenly confused...
Marcus! You're on planet Earth and this is Ohio Stadium!
One day I will valiantly become a political prisoner of 11W jail.
Coach Vrabel: "Listen Jamal! Can you hear me?!"
Jamal: "Yes sir."
Vrabel: "That's what I'm talkin' about!"
"That's Ohio State Football!"
"That's how we play at the next level!"
"I'm so proud of you!"
LOOK AT ME! DID YOU RETWEET AND FAVORITE BERTS WIFE?!?
V: "Sweep the leg."
M: [stares at him in shock]
V: "Do you have a problem with that?"
M: "No, Sensei."
V: "No mercy."
Sack-Fumbles, They hot.
"What have you done to beat Michigan today?"
"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." -Wayne Woodrow Hayes
Mike: "You...complete me"
Jamal: "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
I see dead people!
Your eyes are as pretty as Mr. Bradys are!
"You did well. You saw where the ball was, and you got it...
....But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.
"The next time you use my helmet without asking first, I'm taking you to the woodshed."
"Marcus, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?"
Trust me! I'm an Engineer.
Vrabel: "Do you like to watch men shower? Never mind, this isn't State College."
JM- What up Coach?
MV- I just wanted to make sure your head condom was still on. Don't forget to shave that face before you go out tongiht.
That'll do Pig, that'll do.
There's a grown-ass man under this helmet.
You selflessly switch from linebacker to defensive end and good things like that happen. #karma
May the force be with you.
MV: You will be Mine. Oh yes. You will be Mine.
" Jamal do you realize that it is 6:38 and MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!"
Vrabel: Jamal, do you know who Alvin Mack is?
Vrabel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T GET US TICKETS TO EAT TOO, BRUTUS IV BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT!!!!
Marcus: I....I....I'm Sorry. Please don't head butt me!
I want the blood, give me the blood Eli!
(Builds a pipeline)
and Marcus would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling coaches.
Jamal, do I have any boogers in my nose?!
I thought I told you to twerk when you make a big play!
Vrabel: Do you like pancakes?
Marcus: What the Hale?
Vrabel: Do you like pancakes?
Marcus: YES COACH!
Vrabel: Good, you've earned some after the game while everyone else goes and cleans up Buckeye Grove.
"Because I couldn't go for three!"
[moments before the play on the side line]
Mike Vrabel: Jamal, I need the ball.
Jamal Marcus: You need the ball.
Mike Vrabel: I need you to get me the ball.
Jamal Marcus: I'm going to get you the ball.
Mike Vrabel: Are you gonna get me the ball!
Jamal Marcus: I wanna get you the ball!
[Jamal then runs on the field]
Mike Vrabel: I hope he doesn't kill someone.
[Jamal returns to him after causing a fumble on the last play]
Mike Vrabel: You got me the ball.
Jamal Marcus: I got you the ball.
Mike Vrabel: You got me the ball.
Jamal Marcus: I got you the ball.
Mike Vrabel: You got me the ball!
Jamal Marcus: I got you the ball!
Mike Vrabel: Go sit down now, Jamal.
Jamal Marcus: Okay.
Awesome reference to one of the two movies where Keanu Reeves plays a former Ohio State quarterback.
MV: "What the hell are you doing? Our young D needs all the extra reps they can get before the Wisky game".
Jm: "Sorry coach but UFM said to go hard".
MV: "So your saying its UFM's fault"?
Trust me on this (I know someone who is close to the program). This coaching staff is all about motivation, and one technique that Vrabel employs is that he shares "secrets" when a player does something good. He calls them "Coach Confessions" For example my source shared these with me:
Coach Confession: I AM Brutus during Buckeye basketball games.
Coach Confession: Justin Bieber is Tom Brady's illegitimate son.
Coach Confession: Bill Belichick likes to wear a shower cap in the locker room.
These examples were all for minor contributions to the team. For this sack and fumble I was told he shared a bigger nugget of information with Jamal Marcus:
Coach Confession: Urban Meyer helped to kill Bin Laden. Check the timeline and don't believe everything in the movies.
Son, are you ready for a Buckeye Mind Meld?
Vrabel: I think Brady Hoke sounds like Dan Akroyd in Caddy Shack II.
JM: Yea, I was thinking the same thing
"If we have another child, I want to name him Michael Jamal Marcus Vrabel, or something like that".
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. - Mark Twain
Vrabel..."You have learned much young padewan".
JM..."The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master".
Marcus, that sack was so awesome even Chris Carter was able to grab the ball!
The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes
Jamal, I am your father.
Vrabel: Jamal, take your helmet off so you can see this better...
Jamal: Yes coach?
Vrabel: Do you call this dance the "tootsie roll" or the "butterfly"?
Jamal: Ain't nobody got time for that!
Vrabel: we called it the butterfly btw...
"Holy shit I thought that was a unibrow on your nose, phew!"
I have a huge man crush on you right now!
Einhorn is Finkle.
Finkle is Einhorn...........Einhorn is a maa.....
Hey Coach Vrab's - Does my breathe smell?
It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.
Seattle Sounders 2019 MLS Champions
"God dammit Jamal! I've told you a hundred times, when you get a sack and force a fumble, jump on the damn ball and complete the play. Don't worry you'll get another chance this season to do it right, but good job!"
Jamal - nice hit, but do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
Get busy living.
"I just farted on your pillow. You're welcome."
Vrabel : You looked like Brady Hoke when he just saw a fresh box of doughnuts!
Vrabel: Keith Byars was the true 1984 Heisman Trophy Winner.
Jamal: So you want me to sack Doug Flutie on the next play Coach?
I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.
Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan