Wait, wait, wait... you're telling me that college age students want to have sex???
Mind = blown.
I think Captain Obvious needs to weigh in on this thread!
"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai
Agreed. Where is that guy when you need him?
I think Captain Dr. Obvious needs to weigh in on this thread!
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Women like sex? YOU LIE!
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Get well soon Mrs.Naut 6-0 > 3-6.
I love being a dude...
Kyle "blood on the field" Kalis... 0-5
Where is this part of the Recruiting strategy on NCAA 14. I bet I never lose a recruit after I select the "finger cuff" pitch. Beats the hell out of "in home visit."
Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".
Depends on who's the cuff I suppose. Hopefully not the recruit. That would be some wild sh--.
Well I was reserving final judgement on this Dohrmann piece until it was all released. Man was I wrong by assuming that it would be a bunch of bullshit.
I see you have selected the sarcasm font. In this case it was not needed.
This is becoming ridiculous. If Dohrmann wasn't taken seriously after Raffle-gate, I'm not sure how he is after this. What a tool.
"Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you."
Breaking news: SI plans to release a 13 part story accusing several football teams of intentionally spiking the ball to stop the clock from running.
"As long as we're keeping score, we're gonna try to win this thing." - UFM
And a 15 part series on flopping...
Get busy living.
I'm actually more jealous of him than I am irritated at the school. Man I wish I was good at football when I was younger...
"Everything you see on the internet is true." - Abraham Lincoln
I hope my wife never stops recruiting me.
Ms. Lippy's car is green.
Billy, likes to drink soda.
My socks are brown.
Apparently Dohrmann was rejected by another highly regarded magazine and took it to SI as his second choice...
Poe knows. FTW.
Guy burgles turds...
These articles reek of NERD!
STEENSN reaction to this installment of the series.....
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
wow...that gif is hilarious!
That is my niece a couple of years from now. lol
Awwww, sad but funny!
Surprisingly, players that spend all their time banging sloots and doing ephedrine while smoking fat blunts sort of suck at football. Who would have known?
Also, OK St has nothing on Blue Mountain State. Those guys throw down.
Deadspin still destroying SI.
Boy, between this breaking news and the bombshell about rigged raffles that some of us still haven't recovered from, I think its safe to say that Super Sleuth George Dohrmann is a college football team's worst nightmare.....
You know, I will say this...I did date a recruiting hostess when I was at OSU. She sure did go to football games early and didn't get home until long after....
Oh god. I just sunk Ohio State's ship. George is coming for us next, again...and its all my fault.
Proudly dispensing unbridled arrogance since 1983.
I am married to a former KU hostess. She was a prude, but go after Kansas anyhow George.
Insert irrelevant anecdote here.
"How Deep Did It Go?" v2.0
I thought that was a pun at first.
BREAKING NEWS: At the time of his on-camera rant in September of 2007, Oklahoma State head football coach Mike Gundy was neither a "man" nor was he forty.
News Flash! Playing football worked magic with the girls back in high school.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
I like sex, it is nice.
Class of 2010.
This is like Chinese water torture, minus the water. Somebody wake me when it's over.
How about something more like this - two "adult" women were taking advantage of a "minor" male child? C'mon man at least twist it into something the public can get worked up about!!!!!!
Well played, sir. I'm a Hove fan for life.
Wouldn't that be some crap if Okie State gets hammered worse than A&M, Miami, and UNC? I'm going to shit myself if it comes true!
Of course the national media wants us to focus on OK State. The quicker we forget about A&M the better. They think that by making f**king obvious accusations like "co-eds have sex with other college kids, in this case football players..." they can cause an uproar that will call for the Death Penalty for Ok State and the Aggie's problems will be brushed under the rug. This entire SI piece has been a joke:
1) College kids smoke weed, take amphetamine-like substances and football players take steroids! Heavens no!
2) Girls have sex with dudes! Where have I been all these years?
3) Some players get improper benefits... This could fit any major college football program in the nation.
4) FORGET ABOUT MANZIEL- that's the point here.
To be fair, friend, this is a major SI story that was in the works for several months. On the Internet, writing and posting a story takes about ten minutes. When real magazines do real investigative work, it takes a LONG time. The writer spends weeks interviewing people and immersing him or herself in the area. Writing. Editing. More writing. More interviewing. Fact-checking. Legal. More editing. Last-minute writing. Last-minute editing.
It's not as if SI woke up on Monday morning and decided they needed to get Manziel off of the front page so they threw a dartboard at a map and decided to pick on the college closest to where it landed.
Proud alumnus of the Ohio State Creative Writing MFA Program. Creator of the writing craft site Great Writers Steal.
Thank you Lauereate for your trained insight,
For I know you have great knowledge on writing,
and every answer you have given thus far has been right.
Long time no see by the way!
I certainly hope you are having a really fine day
I hope no cantankerous emotions
are vivaciously stalling your mental locomotion
lol sorry had to do that...Miss those old Buckeye poem threads!
But yeah you make good points that I had just glossed over.
Oh, no worries. I am still working on some poem threads. In particular, I'm making each game of the 2013 season the subject of a section for an epic poem. But you're right. I just have to get cracking on it.
by the way... I'm not sure if I used about 40% of those words correctly. I'm studying to be a boring ass lawyer not a writer like yourself.