The Most Michigan Thing I’ve Heard Today

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RBloodworth's picture

Uh, D.J. Durkin was coaching at Maryland in 2016.  Don Brown was their DC during the 2OT game.

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Zonabuck's picture

Dirk in was there for only one year, and they blamed the 2015 drubbing on him - at best saying he was distracted while trying to land an HC job, and at worst saying he deliberately threw the game to screw Jimmy. It’s always something nefarious with them, but Durkin is not at all liked by their fanbase. 

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Buckfrombirth's picture

Just quoting what he said.  I frankly don’t give a shit about who their DC was in 2016.  

I survived Cooper, and I hate Tai Streets.

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RBloodworth's picture

I wasn’t pointing out that you were wrong;  it’s the idiotic Michigan fan who can’t get his story straight.

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Buckfrombirth's picture

Appreciate the clarification. BTW, your profile pic of the PSU fan looks just like my older brother with a beard. I remind him of that occasionally to stir the family pot a little.

I survived Cooper, and I hate Tai Streets.

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OSUBias's picture

Double post talking about Michigan is pretty Michigan, too, bro. Kidding. Sort of. 

They are in a no win situation here. If they manage to win (stay with me, I know it’s tough) it’ll be because Bama didn’t care and they didn’t try. If Bama wins close, same but “you still can’t win even when we aren’t interested or at full strength”, and a blowout speaks for itself. 

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Buckfrombirth's picture

My bad if it double-posted.  If I were a TTUN fan, I’d blame the servers. 

I survived Cooper, and I hate Tai Streets.

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osu78's picture

The internet is ruled by Ohio and conspires against TTUN.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

It’s Wednesday and TTUN still sucks.

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

Full strength. Half strength. Whatever. They're toast.

If ttun wins its cause bama is short handed, doesn't want to be there and mailed it in. If bama wins it's because Michigan mailed it in because bama isn't at full strength so what's the point. Got it. #logic.

Never change.

Also, I'd like to see more of their players sit out bowl games and then not get drafted. Lol

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

I Believe In Ohio State.

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MasonBuckeye's picture

Packer lost me in 2014 when he said we didn't belong in the playoffs before the playoffs began, saying how whenever we get into big games we , and I quote, "looked like dogshit everytime" .
so he's one of them southern biased "radio personalities" that spend hours a day persuading people into believing "the narrative" , which we emphatically debunked a few weeks later.
haven't listened to him since.

It. Is. Time.

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Homey1970's picture

On his radio show, Clemson Packer went on and on and on about how horrible it was for Bo Schembechler to be ranked so high as 20th in the ESPiN poll.  Thought he was going to quit radio. 

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Byaaaahhh's picture

Why are they so obsessed about a coach that never won a national championship?

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DaiTheFlu's picture

Now THIS is the most Michigan thing ever.

We can't stop here; this is bat country...

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osu78's picture

Cause Bo no's

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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RunEddieRun1983's picture

A Michigan fan at work was trying to give me shit about a poor first half against Wisconsin then mentioned how clemson is going to beat Ohio State pretty badly. Amazing how quickly they forget absolute ass beatings 

Urban Meyer left an incredible legacy. 12/4/18 Ryan Day begins his.

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BuckeyeRocket's picture

Wait a Michigan fan gave YOU shit about how OSU looked in the first half against UW?

You might want to remind him that OSU was not down 35-0 like UM was in September to the Badgers.

BuckeyeRocket

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Silver Sniper's picture

You won the internet, rocket.

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RunEddieRun1983's picture

I did, I responded that not only did Ohio State beat Wisconsin once, but they did it twice, spotted them a 2 score lead in the first half the second time, and still got it done while Michigan is on their way to getting beat by Alabama's backup QB.

He got back in line after that.

Urban Meyer left an incredible legacy. 12/4/18 Ryan Day begins his.

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Wargor's picture

An 8-0 run by us, two TTUN wins this millennium, and being either 4th or 5th best this year in the B1G...A michigan fan giving an OSU fan shit about anything ought to be the most michigan fan thing ever.  

We never had it that bad under Cooper and I still wouldn't have talked shit to a Michigan fan following back to back drubbings.  Of course the last time Michigan beat us two years in a row by more than a single score (8 pts) each year was 1947 / 1948, so even my father doesn't remember that.  Beyond that, we're one win away from tying the longest streak in the series (1901-1909) at 9 games.  No one is alive who remembers that.

Michigan fans still talking shit...boy howdy, I've heard it all now.

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MasonBuckeye's picture

let me go on to say "the most Michigan thing you've heard" - at least tonight..
I re watched the championship game, and it dawned on me that Wisconsins linebackers knocked themselves out of the game at a very critical point- and I can't help but think if that didn't happen, we'd lose that game, because let's be honest, it did NOT look good.

It. Is. Time.

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Zimmy07's picture

It probably would have been a more tightly contested game, but Ohio St’s mistakes dropped significantly in the 2nd half.  We took some things they were giving us instead of trying to hit the home run on every play.  My opinion, though.

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Triv's picture

That game was over the second Wisconsin went 3 and out on their first drive of the 2nd half

Sorry Urban, Woody is still my favorite

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rkylet83's picture

Michigan never loses.  Close game = refs, blow out = your team cheats, long win streak = your players don’t take real classes.  

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buckinmich's picture

You were close!

Michigan never loses because:

In a close game = refs gave you the game.

In a blow out = your team cheats.

In a short win streak = your players don’t take real classes.

In a long win streak = Recruiting $ bag men.

*Foot note:  Your coaches are morally depraved in all of the above situations. 

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rkylet83's picture

I accept this more thorough version of the Michigan excuse matrix.  

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Port Richey Buckeye's picture

Wolverqueens are the gift that keeps giving. Delicious

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iowabuckeyes's picture

“I don’t want to beat Alabama if they’re not at full strength.”  

So what happens when you lose to a less than full strength Alabama team?

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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HandsOfSweed's picture

No idea, man. But I betcha we find out come New Year's Day.

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iowabuckeyes's picture

Let’s hope so.

Which is worse: a) Michigan winning or b) losing but perpetuating the SEC is the best conference narrative?

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

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Dstacify's picture

Michigan was the only B1G team to disgrace the conference and lose their Bowl game two years ago (when they showed their asses in the Outback Bowl against South Carolina). I was perfectly fine with it at the time lol.

11 Strong.

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NutBuckz's picture

exactly right, and so any result here is a good one

if ttun wins, will fuel their september heisman hopes

It's 2019 and TTUN still sucks!!!

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buckinmich's picture

Trust me, Alabama isn't going to crow because they beat the Big 10 East Division Third Place... Champions?  You know... Those who stay will be champions.  Maybe they misspelled 'Chumpions'?

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Banks of olentangy's picture

Then it will be the refs. It’s like they have an excuse flow chart for every situation. Pure ttun 

Banks of olentangy

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Dstacify's picture

I'm sure it was the scUM faithful who started the conspiracy theory that the 2014 B1G Championship was a predetermined outcome planned between Delaney, Gene, and Barry Alvarez in order to get a B1G team into the CFP (and Alabama was apparently in on it because they didn't want to face TCU or Baylor lol).

11 Strong.

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Hondo's picture

Saw a Pure Michigan response a couple days ago. Poster wrote that "unlike Florida, Bama is a team we can get up for." 

The Browns are back in contention for being the worst franchise in all of professional sport.

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adrianbuck's picture

I am right dab in the middle of all these morons,lol,it never ends with these idiots..also totally agree about packer,one of the GOOD OLE BOYS,.

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Todd-Not Boeckmann's picture

Who gives a fuck what those fucktards say.  Fuck the weasels.

jebes Michigana

jebi rak

Ako ne možete postavljati bez gluposti ... nemojte

Ako vièeš na suce, ti si šupak
 

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HandsOfSweed's picture

Is it wrong that I just read this post in the voice of the one and only Rick Sanchez?

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MichiBuck12's picture

A michigan fan (without basis) accusing someone of getting credit for "a phantom inch" as the reason for his own inadequacy and you're all just gonna let that little comment slide?

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2morrow's picture

I've posted these before but I can't tell you what a laugh I get from pure xichigan on mgoblog:

“I feel like we are cursed. OSU gets a 5 star QB transfer and he looks like Cam Newton. We get a 5 star QB transfer and he looks like Steven Threat. OSU hires Urban Freaking Meyer and he wins a NC. We hire Jim and he looks like he’s one step away from smearing shit on himself and living in a dumpster. DAMN IT!”

“There are a lot of doubters on here. If it wasn't for a few bad play calls, several poorly thrown passes, a fumble, missed tackles, the refs, poor execution, no running game, missed blocks, receivers unable to get separation, a couple of dropped passes, a taunting penalty, etc. we'd be in this game. Go Blue!”

What a giant shit sandwich! We were supposed to win the BIG and compete for the CFP. We finished 3rd in the East, got prison sexed by OSU again, and are going to the Holiday Bowl. Three years ago, Ryan Day was a homeless dude. Now, he is treating Jim like a cheap hooker and headed to the playoff. This sucks so bad. 

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HandsOfSweed's picture

Damn! So, Michigan spent 7 million dollars to take a cheap hooker to the Citrus Bowl? Their endowment must have gotten bigger in the last few years, but they still don't know how to use it, apparently.

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MaineStrength's picture

Basically, Michigan Man can’t lose for winning or losing!  PURE GENIUS!

I've said this before and I'll say it again.  I would not use message board posters or radio call in folks as a barometer for what the UM fan base thinks as a whole.  I'm sure every fan base can find examples of idiots of all sorts of different media outlets.

While I have zero understanding of what could make a real fan say that, I do take particular pleasure in knowing that OSU is almost solely responsible for the emotional state of the TTUN fanbase.  

I would chalk that up to UM fans just being frustrated.  A lot of folks do a lot of stuff that doesn't make any sense or even worse yet violate the principles we value most.  We are humans after all.

Strength equipment is expensive & guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free & will give you everything you need.

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BrewstersMillions's picture

Go read the Neck Sharpies pieces over at MGO. Per those, Harbaugh pantsed OSU in his X's and O's and the only reason the OSU offense was good was because of talent and paid players-Michigan was decidedly better tactically on both sides of the ball.

In a 56-27 game.

At home.

Proudly dispensing unbridled arrogance since 1983.

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TheCurtain_Guy's picture

It's truly is amazing how quickly they turn the corner after an ass whooping and go right back to their "September Heisman, August National Champions" mode. Listening to these paint lickers up in Detroit and their podcasts... they are already convincing themselves that Joe Milton is a transcendent talent that will take them to the promise land... just like Shea Patterson... 

Honestly, I don't know how they have the mental and emotional fortitude to do this every season, it has to be exhausting. 

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BrewstersMillions's picture

Well they found their blanky pretty fast this year, right around the time Justin Fields hit Garrett Wilson for the long TD, they put up the 'bag men, no academics,online classes' deflector shield and they've hid behind that pretty well.

I wonder what next year's will be? 

Proudly dispensing unbridled arrogance since 1983.

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osu78's picture

Tactically speaking, they're not retreating, just advancing in a different direction

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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BrewstersMillions's picture

DON BROWNS DEFENSES ADVANCE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION BETTER THAN ANYONE

Proudly dispensing unbridled arrogance since 1983.

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Dr Winston O'Boogie's picture

BO: Those who stay will be champions.

LITTLE KID: Wow Bo, you stayed a really long time.  How many championships did you win?

BO: None

Dr Winston O'Boogie

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Dr Winston O'Boogie's picture

Whatever you guys wanna say, you gotta admit that during the Teddy Roosevelt era, Michigan was incredible.  I remember a picture of a guy wearing pillow-stuffed leather pants running circles through Ann Arbor High School's fine 1887 defense. Shit, the 1904 team beat the Chicago Physicians & Surgeons school 75-0.  Total domination.  

So, yes they may be a little below normal standards today when they can't win NC's like they did during that stretch.  But just ask a school called "Michigan Normal" who tried to tangle with the Gustav Ferbert's mighty 1898 team and were promptly shut out 21-0 - Michigan is "the leaders and the best".

Dr Winston O'Boogie

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DonTurner's picture

All this talk about Michigan.   OSU beat Michigan like an old worn carpet.   Wisconsin gave us a game, Penn State made it interesting.  We really should talk about teams that are competitive.  

I get it, respect the rivalry but I believe the best insult to Michigan is not to have any other conversations about them until the next rivalry week.   

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bd2999's picture

Thats good that he does not want to win, still do not think they are likely to win that one. At best, they may score a few on them with Alabama's defense, but they are not going to win the game. Jimmy is not good at winning bowl games anyway.

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MasonBuckeye's picture

damn, I say one Michigan- type thing about the championship game, and you guys rek me for it.
That's why I love you.
Thank you, and goodnight .

It. Is. Time.

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Bigmarty's picture

There was a topic removed that a scU- writer talked about OSU buying players and he slightly referred to the Fab Five as "borrowing " money from a gambler. Hah!!  I figured that in today's economy that $600,000 would equal $1.5 MILLION.  The writer also referred to Rashad Gary as a perfect example of how scU- can recruit, but failed to mention hiring his high school coach and his mother!!!!

How many tattoos can you buy for $1.5 MILLION????  What horse shit!!

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IWannaGoBack's picture

"Everyone better than us buys players. Of course, we could do that better because we have so much money and we're awesome but we don't, because it's against the rules."

Phew, a lot to unpack. The victimhood, the attribution bias, the pompous self aggrandizement, but my favorite is the complete disregard for the well being of student athletes. Sure, we could properly compensate them for their labor but we don't because the rules don't require it. That's...wow.

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