Because We Are JEALOUS of Michigan!

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MichiganBuckeye222's picture

I’m jealous that I cannot be as arrogant as them when  (if) we lose.  

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FortMeyer's picture

Yep just a basic severe hatred of their ridiculous arrogance.

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buckeyenut74's picture

That’s such a stupid thought I can’t even comment on it. 

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keith7456's picture

Jealous about no having to worry about being upset when we were only ranked #2.

Jealous about not having to be nervous about our seed on playoff selection day.

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MichiganBuckeye222's picture

I am also jealous that they have more total wins than we do. 
 

beating Pioneer High School and the Duffy School for the Blind is an accomplishment that I wish OHIO State achieved.  

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IH8UOFM's picture

The thing that still sticks with me is when they hired Harbaugh within a few weeks/months of us winning the National Championship and everyone was telling me how I should be "scared" and that I was scared. 

I swear, even the most level-headed of their fans will eventually reference cheating and paying our players when faced with a debate they are losing.

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Darnell's picture

I'm jealous of all their September Heismans and August championships.  I mean they have to lead the country in those, right?

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Zonabuck's picture

This started with a tweet from Gattis in the offseason, right?  A guy who has no history with the program?  Let him flex ... er, talk.  We’ll focus on the scoreboard. After Saturday, OSU will have the all time top winning percentage. 

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rkylet83's picture

I’m a bit jealous of their ability to maintain the belief that they are superior to every other team in the country.  It’s really quite remarkable to have the ability to completely block our things like past evidence and present occurrences.  

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Kneelblender's picture

Actual Facts and DATA do not enter into it!

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brutusbro's picture

Growing up in the 90s, not jealous, more like hate them arrogant weasels

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Seattle Linga's picture

Honestly a couple of years ago I was jealous of how well their basketball team played in March Madness but then we stole their HC and all is right again. 

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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OSU56's picture

and then we stole two more coaches on the defense. Life is Good.

For the record- I have never been Jealous of the boys up north. Nothing there to be jealous about, they suck and show it yearly,

Enjoying daily the back to back ttun beatdowns.

 

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Seattle Linga's picture

Yeah Washington and Maddison were rotting on the vine in TSUN - they have to be a lot happier now. Gotta feel good to be on this side of the rivalry.

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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OSU56's picture

I'm sure they are happier for many reasons being on a elite winning program now and thanking god they got the opportunity.

Enjoying daily the back to back ttun beatdowns.

 

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LCT's picture

Look, no offense to anyone here but are we sure Michigan broads are the homeliest? Don't forget we have Penn State in the conference.

Lifetime vs. UM: L 9-1, C 8-0, T 5-0
Ohio State University President Jim Tressel

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Rocket Man's picture

I saw the "Pure Michigan" parody commercials.  I know all the best looking women in the state end up in East Lansing.

 Success - it's what you do with what you've got.  - Woody Hayes

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Hovenaut's picture

When you intentionally confuse one thing over another...

Sounds like pure arrogance to me.

So to detail between the lines...no, I'm never been jealous of them. It's just pure hatred.

Hindsight is, and in, 2020

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Rocket Man's picture

Feeling the need to win is not to be confused with jealousy.

But feeling that everyone in the world is jealous of you may be confused with arrogance.

And being arrogant without much reason for it can be confused with being a U of * football fan.

 Success - it's what you do with what you've got.  - Woody Hayes

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Buck 1961's picture

Just sing and screax “ We don’t give a daxn about the whole state of xichigan “

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NHBuckeye's picture

Why does anything surprise us?  Paul Finebaum(sp) said it best the other day.  "Michigan people think they are greater than Mankind".  

Fields of Dreams

 

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Buckeyeincleveburg's picture

“Who’s got it better than us?”

That mantra tells you all you need to know about their view of themselves.

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teddyballgame's picture

How dare they try to besmirch and sully our good name

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buckslan's picture

I'm jealous of all the victories they had before the war. No not that war, the one before it. No not that war, the one before it. No not that war, the one before it.

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Port Richey Buckeye's picture

Only war they are fighting nowadays in that putrid state is not shitting their pants after drinking tainted water.

Fuck eSECpn and fuck Mythigan.

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Buckfrombirth's picture

LOL! Look out, though. I got nailed by a guy on here for being insensitive regarding a similar joke two years ago. I was duly chastened to remember the victims, not the corrupt a-holes that allowed it to happen.

I survived Cooper, and I hate Tai Streets.

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Port Richey Buckeye's picture

You were to soon maybe?

Fuck eSECpn and fuck Mythigan.

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Buckfrombirth's picture

So, like the Spanish-American War, right? Because that checks out.

I survived Cooper, and I hate Tai Streets.

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Port Richey Buckeye's picture

That's pure delusion on another level. After we win tomorrow we will pass them for better winning percentage. It's really to bad these assholes weren't around in the 1800's to enjoy some success. This century belongs to us mofos.

Fuck eSECpn and fuck Mythigan.

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CatdaddyJACKSON's picture

Hey! I live in PORT RICHEY. Near LITTLE ROAD. Let me hear ya tomorrow.

Jay jackson

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BuckeyeBulldog's picture

They can say whatever they have to at this point to make themselves feel better, that is a loser mentality. I am not jealous of a team that lost 7 in a row and hasn't had even a share of the conference title in 15 years no matter how great their history was when my ancestors were still living overseas. And I sure as hell wouldn't be coming on here starting threads about speculating with photo collages of their QBs hand with hopes that he is injured and that it may finally be the one thing to turn the tide on nearly 2 decades of dominance.

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allinosu's picture

I actually pity them. How anyone could think those ugly out dated copycat helmets are to be proud of is sad. When I look at that stadium I  don't think 'big house' but rather 'shit house'. I mean how can anyone be happy to have that dipshit as their coach. They are too stupid to realize they got the wrong Harbaugh as a coach and a human being.

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JarheadBuck's picture

I once dripped mustard off my brat onto my hoodie.  For just a second I thought "man if our colors were puke and blue nobody would ever see this stain>"  Then I slapped myself and came back to reality.

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BuckeyeRealist13's picture

I do love Traverse City 

2x account suspension survivor 

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0H-10's picture

As a student/yute at OSU, I was once jealous of their campus' annual April 1st Hashbash, which I was visiting with a high school classmate who had matriculated to scUM...this event continues...my interest diminished when I learned it was not a Buckeye leaf they were celebrating...

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RBloodworth's picture

Forgive me for going all John U. Bacon on you here, but that might...MIGHT...have been true in the nascent days of this rivalry.  There's no doubt that, back about a century ago, Michigan football (and the university as a whole) was basically the equivalent of what Duke basketball is today.  They had money, prestige AND success on the field.  OSU was largely scorned then as a cow college that took in any yokel who wanted a degree, and their football team was consistently beaten by Michigan.  There probably was some jealousy on OSU's behalf back then, which was a lot of the fuel for what made this game the rivalry that it is. 

BUT...that was roughly 100 years ago.  There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that Ohio State is jealous of Michigan over now, and to even pretend that is the case is laughably pathetic.

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Rocket Man's picture

This checks out.  Because as far as I know the only things relevant to fans of that team happened about a hundred years ago.

 Success - it's what you do with what you've got.  - Woody Hayes

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Squirrel Master's picture

I mean, nobody has it better then them right.

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

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Knarcisi's picture

I’m jealous of the delusion that they live under. I mean, I really wish I could walk around thinking I’m so much better than I actually am. 

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Floyd Stahl's picture

I'm jealous that they are an academically superior school, that I can't match their level of haughtiness, that they always do things the right way without cheating, and that I'm not a Xiichigan Man.

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CatdaddyJACKSON's picture

The Ann Arbor boys have always touted how "academically superior" they are compared to THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY. It's awfully bemusing to me that they are at a lost as to the definition of "jealous". Studies have shown that water tainted with lead, lead to developmental delays.

Jay jackson

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BucksinNYC's picture

I mean, they are. 
 

They are both strong undergraduate institutions, but Michigan is exceptional and the same caliber as UVA and UCLA. Ohio State would be in the next tier.

As a former teacher, my top students would choose Michigan over ivies and other similarly situated institutions. The same can’t be said in my experience for Ohio State.

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Kneelblender's picture

I am brimming with jealousy that a student would opine for UM over UCLA and us.    Simply shattered.   But, if they are academically elite, why not attend Northwestern?

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Buck298's picture

Speaking (OK, typing) as a grad of UVa, I can’t imagine selecting TSUN as a choice. They may have some decent programs, and maybe a couple better than UVa, but they can’t match UVa’s history, grounds, weather, and scenic environment. 
 

And as to them being academically better than Ohio State, it really is not by much. There are nearly 10,000 institutions of higher learning in the US, and the difference in ranking between the two is a mere 30 spots. Ohio State is a good school, don’t fall for the TSUN propaganda. 

Send the Earth Reverberating

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OSU56's picture

don’t fall for the TSUN propaganda.

Those smart enough don't. The propaganda has been spewed for a long time on the football field(Remember - "Who has it better then us") and in the academic arena, and for those that can compare smartly, ultimately make better decisions.

Enjoying daily the back to back ttun beatdowns.

 

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Brutus Forever's picture

Looks like michigan is headed to the Tax Slayer bowl against Florida again. Third time's the charm!!

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Sanitarian2's picture

I am jealous of their ability to delude themselves into thinking they are relevant, I know that I'm not and it hurts.

Sani

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OSU56's picture

Jealous of what----year after year of sucking??? My God, they just need to stop all the talk and realize they they really so suck......

Enjoying daily the back to back ttun beatdowns.

 

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