Rutgers Fans Think They Are Funny - Player Look Alikes

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

The Ohio State link is 404.

But, I'll give them this, the PJ Fleck one is pure gold!

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Jumar's picture

Updated. It should work now.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Thanks Jumar - great post.  Those are funny as hell.  College students are the best...sometimes.

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Jumar's picture

The look alikes are great. 

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Weave77's picture

Their forum is surprisingly very active. Much more so than many other B1G team forums, to be honest.

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FunZone's picture

If the program ever consistently fields a .500 team, that stadium will be rocking

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Seattleosufan's picture

That do this over at the mgo blog too. You have more time on your hands when you don’t have to worry about winning.

Deserves got nothin' to do with it

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kareemabduljacobb's picture

Look-alike threads would be fun. The link of tOSU one isn't working for me. I'll have to google some of their coaches and players and see what I can come up with.

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Hovenaut's picture

Stopped by for the post by Jumar, stayed for the haiku.

Hindsight is, and in, 2020

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Jumar's picture

Now we know where Earle got the idea.

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Weave77's picture

Thanks for posting this! I clicked on a few other threads in the forum, and their fans are hilariously self-deprecating. My favorite thread is called "Two concerning facts about Ohio State and Rutgers", where OP says:

Rutgers offense has generated just 188 yards per game in Big Ten play this year.

Ohio States defense is holding Big 10 foes to 183 yards per game below their season average.

.... do the math...

Later on in that thread, since the likelihood of Rutgers scoring was agreed to be slim-to-none, someone had the idea of firing the cannon after every first down. If that change was made, if seems that the general consensus on number of cannon firings would be around 3.

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

I once got detention for that in grade school lol

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^^^^^^^^^^^^ Under rated comment of the day

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osu78's picture

Best on a calculator with a really big display...

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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Jumar's picture

Their fans know how bad they are and make fun of their team more than other fans.

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analyticalguy's picture

This all has to be pretty frightening for a Rutgers fan... but only for one who would want his team to be even remotely competitive.

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BrutusB's picture

Worst team in the Big
Versus up and coming team
End of Rutgers dream
 
 

Well at least they're self-aware

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Field General's picture

But seriously, the Teradja Mitchell look-alike is hilarious!

"...It's because I don't buy one goddamn drop of gas in the state of Michigan. We'll coast and push this goddamn car to the Ohio line before I give this state a nickel of my money."
-Woody Hayes

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sharks's picture

Man they went hard after all the walk-ons

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster...

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Jumar's picture

The walk-ons will probably have more playing time than the starters.

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stxbuck's picture

That thread is good-especially Mitchell and Jackson. If you are a Rutgers fan, you have to have a mordant and well developed sense of humor. No defensive, uptight fanboys in Piscataway.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Coach Day and Eddie Munster. They might be on to something. 

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So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
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PaulFinebaumIsBiased's picture

These are actually hilarious

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Cruiser79's picture

They were all good but the one of Coach Mattison, lol. Go Bucks !!!

Cruiser79

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oprettyricky's picture

haha hey some of these are good....they literally have nothing to smile about from their on field performance anyways

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Doc's picture

Those were funny.  Tarantula hair!

“Ain’t life grand when you finally hit it!”  DLR

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Jumar's picture

Rutgers fans have a good sense of humor.

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Doc's picture

I also liked the one where the guy said, "This is what their entire team looks like to me." and he had a picture of Godzilla. 

“Ain’t life grand when you finally hit it!”  DLR

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OSU725's picture

This is good stuff. Almost reminds me of offseason. They are just so use to it they have perfected it. 

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Rocket Man's picture

Mattison really does look like Fred Mertz.

But Chase as Whoopi?  They'd better hope that suspension goes two games or they will see a lot of whoopin' from him. They'll probably see enough as it is, without him.

 Success - it's what you do with what you've got.  - Woody Hayes

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BuckeyeBlitz22's picture

I feel bad for Rugters and their fans. Good people watch their games. 

~BuckeyeBlitz

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milhouse4588's picture

This is the type of trash talk (though it's not really trash talk) that everyone should participate it. It's hilarious, innocent, and doesn't provide bulletin board material for anyone.

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Chic'sGhost's picture

Great post.  I completely agree.  

Barney Fife lives, and he lives among us.  

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Sunny Buck's picture

And yet some people say Rutgers doesn't bring anything of value to the conference. Comic relief is sometimes hard to express. Good job Scarlet Knights fans!!

I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. I'm trying to win football games-- Woody Hayes

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Major H's picture

Dear Rutgers fans -  today we are laughing with you. Saturday afternoon we will be laughing at you. 

I'd rather be an hour early than a minute late.

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GOOMBAY's picture

Joe Isuzu! 

My son and I sat in a heavily Rutgers section in C deck for his first game at the Shoe. They were raucous for their team and completely self-aware when it got out of hand for the Buckeyes. Solid home-away fan give-and-take for a kid to see.

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Akron Buck's picture

LOL one of the players they used is my daughters high school softball coaches son.  Just sent him a screen shot.

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mittenst8buck's picture

So this is what happens when you don't have much else to talk about. However if we wind up playing LSU I call dibs on Coach O and The Thing

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scooby22's picture

obligatory ...

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_Patches's picture

This one honestly makes me so depressed.

If you take everything I’ve accomplished in my life and condense it down to one day, it looks decent!

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mittenst8buck's picture

Is that Drew Carey in the middle?

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NHBuckeye's picture

The dude on the left kinda looks like Bo Pelini. 

Fields of Dreams

 

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

I thought that was Scott Van Pelt in the middle.

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ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

I have a longing for something like this. It doesn't go with the whole Scarlet Knights mascot theme thing. They need to get their branding in order. Hey, any chance we can take this with us to Ann Arbor later in the month? It would be so legit.

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

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TejasBuckeye's picture

Their forums are enjoyable to visit.. I laughed and was impressed with the fans that are there.. True fans to hang in there with the current state of their program. I hope Schiano can bring them back to a better place sooner than later.

"If they can't score, they can't win." V. Lombardi

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Buckeye_bob's picture

Expected, when you suck at football you make fun of the other teams. kind of like the smartellic guy on your team in high school everyone wanted to punch.

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goodlifesean's picture

The Godzilla one. Actually laughed out loud there

Have you ever seen a fierce animal who you were sure wouldn't bite? Because I haven't.

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Eph97's picture

These are pretty funny. Jonah Jackson as Benedict Arnold was hilarious.

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teddyballgame's picture

Ngl they got Jonah pretty gud

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NashBuckeye's picture

Rutgers best contribution since they joined the B1G.

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HOLYbucknut's picture

Demario McCall - Omar from The Wire.

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bull1214's picture

Somebody needs to compare joe burrow with McCauley culkin! Please make that happen lol

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ClevelandCheeto's picture

I like Rutgers fans way more after seeing this!

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QuadCitiesBuckeye's picture

I'm extremely late to the Jumar party, absolutely no idea how I missed this!

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Jumar's picture

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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Jumar's picture

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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