The Situational: Hell's Shells

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ohiowhitesnake's picture

Next week can we get a cheat sheet for Okudah and Fields? Just in case...

Man….. this football team.-Jeff Okudah 

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JMeadows's picture

I was confused last night as well: is that Fields or Okudah or Luther Muhammad?  

Never place a bet on anything that can talk.

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tbdbitlbuck's picture

Watching Maryland miss that 2 point attempt shaved 10 years off my life. That dude was wide. open.

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MN Buckeye's picture

I always confuse Chase Young and JK Dobbins. Why wouldn't the media?

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BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

I don't get the confusion...

If you see the front of a #2 jersey running at you, it's Chase Young.

If you see the back of a #2 jersey running away from you, it's J.K. Dobbins.

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PiedmontBuck's picture

Well now, you could see Dobbins approach you and give you a stiff hand.  Either way, the outcome is never good for the opponent!

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

Best post of the day :)

"I find your lack of kalua disturbing" - Darth Lebowski

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bakerjon's picture

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin for dinner early in the Maryland game. 

Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals! - Butch Cassidy

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Hovenaut's picture

Totally read that in an early 90's, football-constructed for the big screen, voice.

Hindsight is, and in, 2020

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GoBucksOrDie's picture

Also known as Keith Jackson voice

Interesting signature line

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B-bo's picture

So here’s a story you didn’t ask for: in eighth grade, our junior high football coaches gathered the team together for dinner and a movie the night before a game. We sat around the gym and they showed us The Program to get us hyped. 
 

Again, this was eighth grade.

The nineties were...a different time.

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk

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Sonof'47alum's picture

What this year’s team has achieved to date is a consistency of excellence—something that is indeed so hard to accomplish (as exemplified by the ups and downs of even the best Buckeyes teams over the years).  

More likely than not they will be tested in the 4th quarter of a big game at some point in the next month (although hopefully it won’t be comparable to what they faced late in the 4th quarter against Maryland last year)!

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Larryp713's picture

Staggering turn around against the B1G West - thanks for putting numbers to it. That really says it all. Let's whip the Terps and stay healthy doing it. Go Bucks!!!

Respectfully,

Larryp713

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AZ Buckeye13's picture

And the Big Ten probably still considers this hit "targeting".

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Extramedium's picture

speaking of ridiculous targeting calls, it seems as if they've swung the completely opposite direction this season and have just stopped calling it altogether.  I can't think of a single one this season

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AZ Buckeye13's picture

I can't believe that the call stood "after review" and Ward was ejected. 

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stpetebuck's picture

it seems as if they've swung the completely opposite direction this season and have just stopped calling it altogether

great observation.  They especially turn a blind eye to certain scarlet and gray clad qb’s who are already on the ground. 

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JT Buckeye's picture

I am absolutely entranced by this on repeat.

*Sipping the Buckeye Kool-Aid since 1995

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TJG32's picture

“You got barbecue back there and you didn’t invite me?  Hurt my feelings!”

TG Proud Buckeye alumnus.

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

Still shouldn't be targeting, still should have been a defensive TD.  Still upset about it.

Looking forward to a properly called repeat of this play on Saturday.

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acBuckeye's picture

I thought the rolling thunder and pouring rain was 2 weeks ago.....

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youra6's picture

McFarland still haunts my dreams.

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Darksungm's picture

Any article containing "runs over dudes" as a criteria is amazing

God bless and go Bucks.

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cledaybuck's picture

Last season B1G West opponents combined to beat the Buckeyes 94-86 in aggregate, thanks to that blowout in West Lafayette and tight games with Minnesota and Nebraska.

You forgot a game against the Big Ten West.

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BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

Ramzy doesn't make mistakes...

No italics needed.

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Strelly_C89's picture

On the topic of #2 image confusion.  I teach at a high school in Southwestern PA, and one of my students claims to be a "huge" Ohio State fan.  He asked me if I watched the Wisconsin game and then proceeded to tell me how Dobbins was unstoppable on offense...and defense. "Yeah, number 2 was all over the place.  Had a couple of touchdowns and also had a couple of sacks."  I just let him roll with it.  We'll see if he figures it out this season.

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Byaaaahhh's picture

"Man, if that guy doesn't get the Heisman, I have no idea what they're doing."

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joethejester's picture

I need more upvotes for this!

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osu992's picture

Merry Saxmas to you too, big guy!

New Day for OSU. Same noon for TTUN.

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Montana silver bullet's picture

Nice work as usual Ramzy 

Montana Silver Bullet

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Sanantonefan's picture

I think we stuff McFarland and hold him to under 70 yards Saturday.

You Got Barbecue Back There!?!?!?!

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RJerome-15Alum's picture

I was at last year's game in College Park. Never have I felt a greater feeling of relief in my life when I saw the pass miss that wide open WR on the 2-point play...

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Scooter's picture

I couldn't watch. Just listened to the Buckeye fans around me.  Breathed a HUGE sigh and wondered what the heck just happened.

Scooter

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Das Hufeisen's picture

Demario McCall had a nice KO return before the last drive that gave us a chance.

AKA the Horseshoe, the Shoe, and the House That Harley Built

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RJerome-15Alum's picture

Yes he did. There was also a horses*** PI call right before that kickoff that continued Maryland's drive instead of them having to settle for a field goal. Shouldn't have even went to OT

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Great choice for the Sax Intermission, Ramzy.  Had to look up Stan Harrison's discography. Not only does he slap, but that dude has played with the widest variety of acts I think I've ever seen.  Bowie, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Radiohead, They Might Be Giants, Duran Duran, Springsteen. The list goes on.

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

I watched the Maryland game last year from my room at the Bellagio while on vacation in Vegas. OSU winning that game saved my vacation from becoming terrible. I am certain if the Terps had converted that 2-point conversion to win I was going to be miserable the rest of my trip, even in Vegas. Glad Maryland was shitty throwing the ball.

"I find your lack of kalua disturbing" - Darth Lebowski

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RBurgundy4's picture

Wasn't Johnny Carson's house band called Doc Severinson and The Saxophone Orgy Playas? If not, I am so naming my future band that.

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IGotAWoody's picture

Hey Ramzy, I highly recommend doing the Middle West Spirits distillery tour! Very informative, gives you samples of all of their offerings, and some great details about the process.

But even the tour guide did not reveal the EXACT %s of the mash bill!

“The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.” – Theodore Roosevelt

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NorthCoastBias's picture

And don’t miss out on the adjoining restaurant, Service Bar. Absolutely fantastic food and cocktails. My wife and I loved it. 

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Put_In_Cardale's picture

Thank you for including Bowie's "Modern Love" and sending me down a wormhole of listening to it no less than 25 times. Slaps with a capital S. Nice work as usual Ramzy!

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Hockinghillsbilly's picture

Already do Bobby Keys Ramzy ?

Hockinghillsbilly

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BuckeyeNut2012's picture

Maryland still doesn't feel like a conference game to me despite them being in the B1G for what, 5 years now? It probably never will. Regardless, they're walking straight into a buzz saw. Turtle soup is gonna be on the menu this weekend

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Gratefulbuck's picture

Very nice selection for SaxDay. Also, that’s Stevie Ray Vaughn playing guitar on that track/album. I am partial to the Marsalis brothers playing sax. Here’s one of them helping out his boys, again. 
 

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stpetebuck's picture

In musical terms this is known as a Saxophone Orgy, a tradition dating back to a few seconds ago when I made it up because it sounds awesome.

Ramzy  BIA

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Keer_Kanos's picture

Let's put Chase through some run drills one week then out him out as Full-back and hand off against Rutgers or Penn State. I'd love to see their faces when he lines up to run.

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ScarletGray43157's picture

 Merry Saxmas to you and yours. 

Saxmas is Chase Young's favorite holiday.

In old Ohio there's a team that's known throughout the land...

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