Who needs PMP Study time when football is back!!!!
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I’m telling you, that Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin is great!
Benwin is gonna be pissed.
Priority #1: Beat Michigan
Ok, I laughed.
Tathan’s ego really made him choose playing WR at Miami than being QB2 behind Fields.
Give JTstan16 the trophy now.
Fuck eSECpn and fuck Mythigan.
So ready for some cfb tonight. Thank google it’s back
F em.all, Go Bucks! Let's see what the completion to the top of the mountain is like.
Those Miami LB's came back because of school Pride?
Pay cut to NFL Practice Squad of CFL was too severe.....jk......and joke
Tate was taking snaps with the receivers while Perry was taking QB snaps with the second team offense.
Like a MLB player taking a swing and miss during batting practice
At least the MLB player has already made it, as opposed to Tathan just thinking he should magically be #1 everything, everywhere
Who wants to share their ESPN log in info with me......
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
Imagine not having YouTube TV. Couldn’t be me.
The only time that I had cable or internet was in college¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tate would have got 6 on that drive...
Hurricane's with a FG to take an early 3-0 lead.
Trevon Grimes #8 for Florida at wr
Is Zaxby's legit? Or should I just go to Popeye's for chicken?
I saw Ryan Day hang 62 on Michigan...His hair was perfect.
Go Buckeyes Beat Michigan
Chris Fowler stretches his.vocal chords with Popeyes SeC Barbq Sauce
Zaxbys is legit legit. Probably my favorite chicken spot fast food wise.
I find Zaxby's "Meh." Guess you'll have to try it and see,
Wow! Fake punt leads to td!
Miami might want to practice tackling a little more. Pathetic
Looking like us vs Purdue
Dan Mullen letting his nuts hang early.
This is definitely where I parked my car.
Blades just got owned
Knew that fake was coming lol. Looked like Buckeye tackling out there
Florida with a TD to go up 7-3.
Forgot about this
Former Ohio State commit Johnny Townsend converts the fake punt and it sets up a TD.
— Michael Citro (@Mike36fan) August 24, 2019
It’s Johnny’s little brother, Tommy. Johnny and Cam Johnston came in the same year, there’s absolutely no way he could still be eligible lol.
Urban called Baker Mayfield one of his all time favorite players & is now wearing a UF polo? #NotMyCoach
Don't be a sensitive pansy like Florida fans and all of a sudden turn on Urban now.
Ryan Day would never
Don't be someone that falls prey to sarcasm
Fowler is acting like Urban did something so terrible to Florida that he should never be allowed back to their games again. Who’s writing his script, Mike Bianchi?
Florida fans act like that too and I've never understood it. Your program is basically 100 years of mediocrity, broken only by Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyer. If you disavow Urban, there isn't much left.
He did say he'd never coach anywhere else other than Florida when he retired. I could see how that would leave a bad taste in their mouths.
Strength equipment is expensive & guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free & will give you everything you need.
Without Urban, no one’s even talking about Florida today.
He must have forgotten everyone in Florida hates him
They are playing Miami. Not OSU. Geez.
Miami would be killing them if Miami could tackle. Terrible. Turning 3 yard losses into 8 yard gains left and right.
BREAKOUT THE CHAIN!!!!!!!!!
The Turnover Chain is still a thing? Lame.
The turnover chain!
"Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order."
WE WANT TATHAN!
Throw him the ball!!!!
"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott
Miami moving backwards.
Miami trying to take our most penalties title this year, apparently
I like this idea. You commit a penalty and you have to wear a chain with a 30 pound weight on it while on the sideline
And the other end of the chain is attached to the bench.
Brilliant!... Maybe make it like a dog choke collar as well. See how many penalties happen then
When in doubt... Muck Fichigan
Either Florida is really good, or Coach Chain is in WAY over his head. At least the U was back to looking halfway decent when Mark Richt was coaching them.
I’m just going to take a wild guess and say Miami’s offense is not going to be very good this year.
Bet there are a lot of Jorts in that crowd.
Man, we can’t wear jorts. Can’t wear cargo shorts. I guess it’s basketball shorts from here on out.
Cargos > Jorts if you must choose one.
Anybody tried Duke bourbon? It is quite tasty. Recommend it.
It is responsible for approximately 50% of the content of any of my comments as well.
Both of these teams are ass, my dude
"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine
Well done, sir
Exactly. They both suck. Neither one can tackle. No way should the TD's for either team have happened.
Diaz in way over his head as head coach, maybe we should target their running back commits for a flip, this could be a Florida State type year
I’m kind of surprised that Miami didn’t retire #94, given that it’s the People’s Number:
Also in ‘94, JTStan16 was born so it’s quite the number.
94? What’s your mom’s name?
Best joke in the US Navy.
Can you smell what's cookin'?
Turnover chain voodoo at work again.
Get dumped then
May see Tate yet.. If this QB can’t get the ball moving
Pigskins & Porkrinds
Oh brother, these guys stink.
FG cuts Florida's lead, now 7-6 with 8:26 left in the first half.
Perrine must be in his 20th year of college. I swear I've seen that guy play for Florida forever.
You may be confusing him with his cousin, who used to play for Oklahoma.
Samaje Perine, now of the Washington Redskins.
If Miami can’t produce on offense their defense won’t hold up. That’s one ugly offensive team.
Eddie George sighting in that Dr Pepper commerical.
Why is Urban at the game wearing a Gatora polo???
Because he coached them to two National titles? I’m sure Gene is okay with it.
He was invited by the school, it’s only their delusional fans and a crybaby Orlando Sentinel reporter who hated on him.
Hey! What am I, a joke to you? -Brett McMurphy
(Don’t answer that. Really.)
I really want Miami to win this. Florida is massively overrated at #8 but if they win this will set the tone for even more SEC talk all year
Miami’s offensive line is pure garbage.
And that's without Tate
Either that or this freshman QB is nervous and not talking loud enough on snaps.
Really bad and QB inexperience showing--unless Gators get it turned around, they are once again way overrated.
Number one, win the rivalry game. And number two, win every game after that.
Tate in at WR
Let’s hope that Ryan Day is more Lincoln Riley and less Manny Diaz.
...and, as I write that, Miami is about to take the lead by halftime.
Tackling is hard in the state of Florida
Herbstreit has been a Miami Fla homer for 99% of his life.....in 100% opposite his view on the Canes
Let's Go BUCKEYES!!!!!
Dude has some wheels right there
Miami might just come away with a halftime lead here. Let's go Canes....never thought I'd type that.
Wow- Miami takes the lead.....
Enjoying daily the 62-39 ttun beatdown.
Both teams are garbo
Neither team looks elite and we as Buckeyes certainly know just what elite looks like.
Touchdown rings! Hurricanes at the cutting edge of crappy ostentatious jewelry
Seriously, how wimpy was that? LOL!
Can anyone tackle?!
Not in the state of Florida, apparently.
Miami 13 - Florida 7 with 45 seconds left in the half.
You know if Miami wins this Florida drops to #9 and Miami enters next week's poll at #11
Chris Fowler auditioning For Miami Cealis promo Warnining in effect for the next 90 minutes, take necessary precaution
Can Florida tackle at all.
Couple great plays to get that td for da U but FL looked pretty bad there.
This Florida team, minus obvious changes Throttled Michigan
I can't wait till Saturday, Go Bucks
To be fair Florida got our sloppy seconds that game
I was wondering how long it would take to bring up UM in a thread that has nothing to do with them.
Two middling teams
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
..makes for an entertaining game. Did you watch clips from Michigan’s spring game?
I cant stand listening to Desmonds high pitched voice.
You can say that again.
I cant say it enough. Haha
Agreed! Maybe someone should Choke that Bitch...Oops...sorry. LOL!
Florida is ranked 8 in preseason...hope this helps us focus on penalties and tackling
Preseason rankings mean nothing, neither of these teams are any good.
Just to play devils advocate we didn’t look any good in week 2 of ‘14 either and we know how that ended up
Preseason rankings are only good for the SEC. Perennially overrated.
Florida is one of the SEC's top 5 teams, preseason.......they remind me of Sparty.
Go Bucks 2019
If Florida is #8 there must be a very wide gap between the top 7 and the other 100+ teams in college football
There’s a pretty wide gap between the top 6 teams in college football and everyone else in college football.
Football is Us documentary looks like it will be an SEC commercial. Won’t be tuning into that.
The more you act like a lady the more likely he’ll act like a gentleman.
Here is a fun game- take the ESPN rating of the top 50 teams over the last 150 years of college football; their own rating. Now divide into conferences. Then time screen time.
Just doing it in my head I can see SEC dominates the the screen time, but the top ten are mostly in the midwest.
I can’t believe that ESPN didn’t insist on ND joining the ACC for football if it wanted a share of the revenue for the ACCN.
Boy they sure used them in all the damn promos
How Desmond Howard has a prominent job in sports broadcasting is beyond me. He is brutal.
And Chris Fowler blows. Just so bad.
Chris Fowler shouting is unbearable
He owes me 260 bucks vacation pay, and he won't fuckin' pay that, so I figured a handful of chips wasn't too much to ask.
Yes, he is exhausting, and is not that good.
HE JUMPED! BAD NO CALL....BAD NO CALL! lol
These officials are pretty bad.
Insane watching the obvious missed calls on the gators.
Florida settles for a FG to make it Miami 13, Florida 10. 6:30 left in the third.
Its amazing to me that the ref's are just letting Florida Gators go w/out calling penalties. not only was that a bad no call, Gators have been holding almost every down and then the generosity with the clock just now.
This Florida team hung half a hundo on Don Brown? Rofl
Miami Football = Univ of Florida Football - as in they are both crappy
Miami cheerleaders > Univ of Florida cheerleaders and if the camera just stayed on either one of those squads I feel like it’d be more entertaining.
Agreed! (Especially, about the cheerleaders).
LOL! These refs just totally suck! 15 yds...for that? Damn! I thought all of the shitty refs were in the B1G.
Holy cow! Andrew Luck is retiring! Didn’t expect that.
I feel like these refs have been off on many calls tonight. Tune up game for everyone, I guess.
So, uh, Andrew Luck just retired.
Damn, Luck retired? Glad im not a Colts fan
Not impressed with Florida
Loving the shots of Felipe franks’ (sister? Gf?) cheering him on though. She’s a purty lady
Cant tell if defenses are good, or both teams just suck
Right now is side with “both teams suck”
Nice to know the Bucks aren't the only team that muffs punts.
Tom Brady lost to John Cooper. Never forget.
First right PI call all night.
So andrew luck retires, now that news has broken ESPN.com
Successful people do what they have to, whether they feel like it or not
Did Urban convince Mullen to give Bill Davis a job?
I guess that tackling is optional in Florida. That looked like one of TOSU's Defensive plays from 2018. UGH!
Tackling is a disease.
If it's a disease, both teams have a clean bill of health........
These teams couldn’t tackle my nan in space.
They would fit right in with OSU's LBs.
Just checking in...Miami must be REALLY good if they can keep up with a big bad top ten SEC team.
Would be awesome for Florida to lose this game and Auburn lose to Oregon next week.
For those back East who want to stay up late, the next game Arizona vs. Hawaii should be more entertaining. Probably be something like 52-49.
Florida is gonna blow this just on missed tackles, wow they look bad.
Miami has been able to do much at all if you just wrap them up.
Seeing alot of talk about Meyer wearing a Gator shirt. Kind of odd.
But he was invited by the Gators/SEC and fans dont realize he is really still close to Dan Mullen.
Lots of ex Gators- Tebow, Emmett Smith, Harvin, Dunlap- trying to get the university to induct him into the ring of honor.
Its surprising how many UF/OSU fans dislike a coach who has never had his university put on probation or disgraced himself by punching an opposing player.
Canes have all the momentum right now!!! Need to convert here though.
Honey Babies it is turnover chain time
Florida is going to absolutely get eaten alive in the SEC this year.
Not necessarily. They are in the SEC East. Georgia might pound them, but I doubt any other teams in that division do.
This game has reached total shit show status.
Bad tackling but that was also one hell of a run.
Tate just handed that ball off good as fuck
This will be a tough, hard fought loss for Florida. They might even shoot up to the top 5 because of the grueling SEC conditioning they went through during summer camp.
Miami scores a touchdown and this game is over, Florida still has zero offense because theyre quarterback is still terrible
You must be behind
I am, oh goodness I forgot I had to pause the game and because of hulu live tv I cant skip commercials grrrr
I normally start OSU games 30 mins late just so I can skip some commercials. The amount of commercial breaks these days are ridiculous
Nice throw by Franks there. Props.
Florida up 24-20 with 7:20 left in the game.
Why does every coach put Martel in and run him? Its so obvious what's going to happen.
Nobody lets Tate pass
I think Braxton's going to throw before Martell.
Nice way to waste a down; have Tate run the ball. He did that last year twice against the Weasels and TOSU ended up getting 3 instead of 7 points each time.
What was Frank's seeing on that one... what a terrible pick.
Franks is literally ass my dude. Major major yikes
These are 2 really stupid football teams.
This GAME is ass my dude.
Both teams are trying to lose.
Which team is worse and more stupid? They both seem to be more interested in playing only after the play is over
At this point, I'm starting to think Florida Atlantic will be the best team in Florida this year.
I really want this TE for Miami to transfer here. Big, strong, fast, smart, aggressively
Does anybody want the ball???
I thought they left these delay of game penalties in the first half.
I watched a much better game earlier: Youngstown State vs. Samford. YSU won 45-22. This game SUCKS!
OMG! I can't believe Florida just committed that PI penalty...on 4th and 34! STUUUUUUUPID!
Miami’s offense is something to watch
Tate is 3rd string to this? Lol
Us: Urban's teams had way too many delay of game penalties.
Miami: Hold my beer.
If Tate couldn't beat out this dude @ Miami he must be the one who it ass my dude. They should just make Tate the QB and start running the option.
Seems like everytime Tater is on the field, the drive just dies
I think the drive dies once Miami’s offense takes the field
So like every tate drive last season except for the rutgers game.
Pass interference on 4th and 34. Wow
4th and 34 and converts it on a PI lmao
Oh my goodness
Holy crap. This is some all-around bad football
Miami has three plays in the playbook. Draw, Screen, Throw up deep ball and hope
Sounds like the PSU playbook with McSworley as qb
Tate is in the Box Score: 1 carry for -1 yards.
His Rudy moment
The battle of ineptitude.
This game is highly watchable. It's like who's going to mess up and how? I hear benny hill
They needed a miracle and they just got it.
It seems Miami has had more plays resulting in negative yards than they have resulting in positive yards.
I don't care who wins. Im just glad I don't have to see Frank's face. He acts like he's Mayfield minus all the talent.
Miami should just let the QB throw it up and let Florida get a PI. This is incredible. Miami hasn’t gained a positive yard this drive
Wow, how many times can miami recover their own fumbles?
If im not mistaken, that's 9 or 10 sacks Miami's line has given up tonight?
Ten sacks....and 14 penalties. Horrible. Both of these teams just stunk up the place.
I’m not a big Tate guy, but he has to be better than this current QB. Can’t throw, can’t avoid sacks, consistently fumbling
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Martell couldn't beat this guy out for starting QB? WOW....HAHAHAHA!
It's terrible - Martell is clearly better over all. We saw him throw some here at Ohio State.
Stop. Just stop. Go back and his watch his ten passes. There is more to the game then stats. Those were terrible passes.
Excuse me, 11 sacks . But theres still 12 seconds left luuuulz
What a trash game. Miami stinks, Florida stinks. The end.
Florida is going to get steamrolled by every half decent team in the SEC.
This Miami win will look really bad by the end of the season. That O-Line was atrocious, and the ACC-C has several decent defensive teams.
What a surprise, Franks is still a head case. Gators just about eliminated themselves from the CFP.
That has to be the worst football game I've seen in years.
I love you college football.
You win the game. No, you win the game. No, you win the game
Franks is a really cocky dude for a dude that is not very good.
Thought the exact same thing
You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.
Despite both teams being pretty bad, they’ll probably only lose 2 or max 3 games each all season with their schedules
Both teams are turrible.
Terrible O-Line & an overall terrible game
Jumpman knows how to pick which college football teams to sponsor.
If that's the 8th best team in the nation we're in for a rough year. Both teams were dog shit. The highlights were fumbles/picks and missed tackles.
Well that was 3 hours of ass tier football I wont get back.
Why is Franks celebrating??
"I just won the game bro"
Martell should be the starter. He's elusive. Could have been a different outcome with him taking the snaps.
The problem is that Martell is terrible. If he is your starting QB, you are about to lose a whole bunch of games
And I think Martell has a good chance to be the starting QB there even if the current guy plays twice as good as this game all season. And Franks is an idiot, parading around after nearly costing the game
That was brutal.
That was hilariously atrocious. They both suck major grundle
Embarrassing start for the college football season. Can't remember anything like this.
I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. I'm trying to win football games-- Woody Hayes
Switching gears. Good start for the PAC 12 so far. Arizona getting torn apart by Hawaii so far. 21-7.
Hawaii's qb is having himself a game minus those 3 INTs.
If only the Hawaii game aired at 7, and the Florida-Miami game was at 1 in the morning, so everyone could've seen an actual entertaining game.
I posted the other day that I hoped that they'd both lose. They tried their hardest to grant my wish, as they both certainly deserved to lose. That was the worst tackling exhibition I've seen in a long time. FL is not a top ten team, and I'm not really convinced they should be ranked at all.
My aim, then, is to whip the Weasels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom. - William Tecumseh Sherman (with apologies)