Sorry for the double post (there was lag for some reason.)
Here's the link as well. https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2019/08/charles-woodson-this-is-the-yea...
Thank you Urban Meyer and Gene Smith
No problem, I deleted the dup.
The shitposter in me so wants to copypasta this for irony's sake
Now thats funny right there.
The only true worry we should have about this 2019 team is this:
Why is Sevyn Banks wearing number 12?
They keep saying it every year, obviously at some point it will happen. It could be this year who knows. I will say this though. If they don’t beat Ohio State this year, their faithful better start asking how long it will take, and that seat is gonna start getting hot at some point.
Exactly, OSU isn’t going to defeat TUN for the rest of eternity. We have to lose one eventually, it loses all mending when they say it every single year. Good job, Charles! Way to call that without the season having started yet! What’s there to call if we’ve never seen these teams play?
Michigan man says something dumb, shocker
Unfortunately, we won't get to see Gary make an ass of himself trying to tear up astroturf this year. The good news for him, I heard from a *ichigan fan that crayons taste good.
Water is wet, the sky is blue, someone from TTUN said something stupid. Same stuff, different day.
Wait....where have I heard this before? Screw Michigan.
Water is wet.
The sky is blue.
It's a new year, TTUN,
And we still hate you.
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka 'Aina I ka Pono. The life of the land is preserved in righteousness. (Hawai'i state motto) Aloha nui kakou.
Twice the price double the fall scUM..
That's a Buckeye touchdown!
This is the year, right? Year 5 for Jimmy, new coach at OSU, The Game is in AA, they got the greatest playcaller in the history of CFB. I mean, there’s no way he can choke it away this year, right?
New QB, a defensive coach overhaul... And we will still win. That may be the last straw for Jimmy
Hell, they shouldn't have beat us 7 years ago either. With everything that happened that season, we almost beat them in the Big House with Braxton as a freshman.
And Hoke's 5-7 team almost beat the Buckeyes if they could've gotten the 2 point conversion. See how the what if game can be played?
May as well guarantee it every year now.
I'm pretty sure he has done it every year lol.
He picked them to be undefeated national champs. He’s trying to be an obvious homer, not some analyst.
He's an unbiased, professional journalist. Based on pure, quantitative analysis of pre-1930 team performance he's clearly right.
It’s funny how most of the OSU guys in the media often seem to try too hard to not appear biased (looking at you Herbstreit) but the former UM players are just blatant homers and never get called out for it
Well am I missing someone it's mainly just Galloway and Herbie correct? Galloway has shown some bias sometimes. Braylon Edwards has ripped Michigan numerous times on either social media, or the local radio here in Metro Detroit. Same can be said for Marcus Ray, who in the past has made some ridiculous comments like claiming Purdue was the best team in the Big10 after beating you guys last year. But you are correct, the main homer is Desmond Howard and he is annoying to listen to. Even Woodson has criticized Michigan's approach to The Game despite what he said a few days ago.
SSDD...same shit, different day.
I'd rather be an hour early than a minute late.
the last few years have been great seasons for a school like michigan. Their goal should be to continue to compete for that 3rd/4th slot in the B10 East. I dont get where these expectations come from.
rule #76. no excuses, play like a champion.
Fuck eSECpn and fuck Mythigan.
Fields of Dreams
Where does he guarantee a victory? Not seeing it
The last line he states that they will go undefeated. Not only did he guarantee a win against us, but wins against every other team they play as well. He finishes the quote with "Bam, you heard it here first." That's pretty much a guarantee!
I guess so. I just feel like "Charles Woodson Predicts TSUN Victory" would be more accurate
to be fair he doesn’t really guarantee anything, just said he thinks they will win
Easy for him to say that... just like most ttun fans he doesn't have to go out and do it...Desmond will probably make or has already made the same claim and for how many years .. If I was 1-15 I would just STFU
Ya well at least Charles could back up his talk. These recent guys for Michigan did nothing in the biggest games.
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Stay golden, Ponyboy.
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On the campus of broken promises.
Life is full of choices. Make good ones.
Right off the boulevard of broken dreams.
I don't buy one goddam drop of gas in the state of Michigan!
I was invited to the game today. At 1st I said I wouldn't ever set foot in such a cesspool. 2nd thought I might go just to see their faces after another thorough beating.
Noon games suck
I used to feel the same but hearing the place turn into a OHIO chant in the 4th quarter is quite satisfying. A buddy of mine who was a student there got me in to the 2015 game, so satisfying watching them file out early.
Welp, pack it up boys. There's always next year.
Sorry Charley, much like your new collection of wines, I believe you'll be bitter in November, again.
"Come on, you sons of b!tches! Do you want to live forever?" -- Dan Daly, WWI
Makes sense he would make whine. They love their sour grapes in AA
The year one of their guys doesn't pop off their mouth preseason, is the year we are in trouble
Sounds like he's been sampling too much of the vino to me.
"It feels great ... it feels like, 'Shit, I got it.'" ~ Jeff Hafley
What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new.
"Who the hell is James F. Harbaugh?"
"It's always scotch-thirty on my island."
I wonder if Woodson's crystal ball is seeing mirages ?
Eventually he has to get one right, right?
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Ah shit guess we shouldn't even show up, charlie says its over.
Lol what's he supposed to say when asked that question? Michigan will be average again and lose 3 or 4 games? Nothing wrong with him being confident, the team could use that kind of confidence since I believe OSU is in there heads. Just don't use dumb slogans like Revenge Tour, or Whos got it better than us? Etc....This article doesn't cover all of what he said, but I thought he made a good point about defenses not respecting Michigan's passing attack last season. In my opinion, this is Michigan's best WRs top to bottom ever. I think that was part of the reason Harbaugh brought Gattis in, as he had to realize his offense was a joke for the talent they have at WR. If Patterson isn't throwing the ball 30-40 times a game then i'm going to assume Harbaugh is still calling plays. No defense is shaking in their cleats at Tru Wilson getting handoffs.
+1 it’s water under the fridge. Basically, a mirage.
I have to return some videotapes
I'm good with him picking them to best OSU. You are right, what is he supposed to say. Even saying they are going to be in the playoff makes sense.
But undefeated and national champs. Come on! That is really shooting for the moon.
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
He should shut his mouth.
He's not coming out of nowhere with these comments, he was asked the question. I get it you don't like him or Michigan totally understandable.
I drank more than my fair share of Ripple back in the day, but I would think twice about trying Chuckies swill
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Woodson been drink to much of his shity Wine.
" we play to win the game "
It wasn't exactly a guarantee -- more of a prediction.
Like my prediction that gas prices will fall to under a dollar before year's end.
Maybe we're both right, eh? Or maybe we are both really bad predictors.
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Tyrion: A wedding.
Whew, well that sure saved me months of sitting in front of the television wondering who was going to win the NC this season .... Thanks, Chuck, for clearing up the playoff picture and allowing me to rake my leaves and do my chores without worrying about what I would miss on Saturdays ..... I wonder if Hairball heard this and has already ordered both the BIG Championship and the NC rings for his players ??
They’re bound to run into a “cheater” somewhere on the schedule.
The soldier is my son. The school I gone to didn’t teach much grammar.
Keep saying it and he will eventually , maybe , get it right , hes the Jean Dixon of college football
Charles Woodson Intercept - Bitter, very bitter with salty tear undertones.
Just remember, tomorrow is Friday.
"Players within the last 15 years, they’ve waited long enough."
They didn't have to wait at all lmao they're the ones who keep blowing it.
If you take everything I’ve accomplished in my life and condense it down to one day, it looks decent!
I think that is what he makes his wine out of, the players from the past 15 years’ tears
And they said Joey Galloway is a homer..
Joey Galloway is a homer on ESPN who just happens to be an analyst/ mouthpiece on one of the most influential shows for the CFP.
Woodson is not. Kind of a big difference in that sense.
He’s not necessarily a homer if his predictions are likely to come true... OSU is more likely than not to beat anyone they play on any given Saturday. Picking something incredibly unlikely, like UM to beat OSU, or win the national title year after year like Howard or Woodson, is much more of a homer thing to do.
The opposite is Herbie, who will pick Northwestern or Wisconsin to win the Big 10 on live tv for all to see, generations into the future in order to not appear a homer.
No Galloway outright petitions for OSU at times very similiar to how Desmond annoyingly does it. THE only difference is OSU usually wins. It doesn't change the homer stance he has. It's fine that he's like that because it balances out Desmond but it comes off just as arrogant and cocky when he does it. Sort of cringeworthy watching either one do it on live tv like that. It's a big reason i actually respect Herbie. He often says it like it is but will occasionally when warranted send praise to the Buckeyes. That's how it should be done not like Galloway or Howard.
That said him and Howard continuously saying this every year is like someone slinging shit against a wall hoping for it to stick. One day they'll be right but hopefully i'm no longer on this earth to witness it.
Another year, same old, same old from the boys up north...…..
Enjoying daily the 62-39 ttun beatdown.
"If there was ever a year that Michigan is obviously going to beat Ohio State, it is THIS year"
-Michigan "experts" 2014,2015,2016,2017,2018,2019
Ok cool, hook em
Ohio Against the World
I guarantee that THE Ohio State Buckeyes beat ttun this year.
THERE...now we are both experts.
In my opinion Michigan is the better team than Ohio State heading into the regular season, and should of been ranked ahead of them. Going off that opinion, I have no issue with Charles Woodson thinking Michigan should beat Ohio State. As long as Fields stays healthy, I don't expect Michigan to be considered the better team for very long. Probably after the Nebraska game will it be clear Ohio State is the better team once again. Go Bucks! Beat FAU!
More seasoned, maybe. Better, no. Talent-wise OSU is still better than scUM right now.
I like this Groundhog Day that we’ve been on since 2001. Ex-Michigan players guaranteeing wins and their team never delivering.
Here's his wins prediction in reality: TTUN will go 9-0 in the following games...
@ Penn State
2 wins over Bama/Clemson/UGA/OU, etc.
Pour another bottle of wine bud....
Don’t sleep on army... they are gonna be better then people give them credit for and will give Michigan all they can handle... took overtime for Oklahoma to finish them off last year, blew out Houston in their bowl game, and finished ranked
Shandy is not beer
This shit has been said for quite a while now. I remember when these thing said before they lost to App St.
Now that brought back a very pleasant memory!
I love a cocky Michiganman
Was this right before MSU blocked the punt for a touchdown and won the game?
GO BUCKS!!! *ichigan sucks!!!
Apparently tOSU for at least the last (one hunderd and) seven years...
"Defiance in Silence"
Hahahaha. Charles Woodson should just make this an annual thing at this point lol. In fact I think he should brag about it during Michigan week and the Michigan players should feed off of his bravado and talk about how they're going to make the OSU players eat shit lol. It'll make it that much more hilarious when Harbaugh has to sit at an awkward as hell press conference and explain why his defense gave up 77 points to OSU at HOME.
Say it every year, eventually it'll happen...…….won't it?
-Ryan Day / 8-22-19
Well Charlie, here's the thing. You can hope and/or "guarantee" in one hand, and then you can take a shit in the other. Please, let us all know which one fills up first.
Urban Meyer left an incredible legacy. 12/4/18 Ryan Day begins his.
But, but, but - he SHITS EXCELLENCE!! That has to count for something!!
It counts for the fact that he'll have an excellent pile of shit in his hand, and the Buckeyes will have another W against Michigan.
The way they are talking it will take an Army to beat them---oh wait thats their second game with triple option and didn't Army challenge Okie to the last minute! Should be interesting Charles!!
This is great news. Unrealistic hubris has been a great sign. Pray we never see the day they have realistic expectations.
You Got Barbecue Back There!?!?!?!
Lol another guarantee from a TTUN person that will inevitably be laughed at by the end of the season
"The most important statistic, is the number of wins in a season".........Woody Hayes