Das Hand: German CFB QB Prospect with 11" Hands

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Wargor's picture

Good thing the Blitz is a defensive play.

Of course, if he gets sacked, they can call it Sitzkrieg.  

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Barfolomew's picture

You've got to hand it to him, those are some good measurables

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Earle's picture

Get a grip, he's never even tried his hand against American competition.

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Knarcisi's picture

Stop pointing the finger at the overseas players. 

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

The future is in the palm of his hand

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

I Believe In Ohio State.

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Knarcisi's picture

I’d give you a thumbs up if I could. 

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Earle's picture

I should slap you both.

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D56GoBucks's picture

This is just getting out of hand now.

"Anything easy ain't worth a damn"

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osu78's picture

usually I'm pretty handy with a joke, and even though the game's afoot, Earl, you win, hun.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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You can't spell chump without UM's picture

Das arm?

Tom Brady lost to John Cooper. Never forget.

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osu78's picture

Then the headline could be Das arm disarmed opponent...

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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GrandTheftHarley's picture

Ach Du Lieber!

This young man is of Roethlisberger size already.

We have German Village here in C-bus, Alexander. You'd feel right at home with the Buckeyes.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes

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Hovenaut's picture

He still needs a few years, but I suspect he'll grow into this...

Got M...igan gossip? Bang it here.

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Major H's picture

Nice Stein, but once it's filled with beer you wouldn't be able to pick it up. You'd have to drink the beer with a straw and that's too weird. Maybe use it as an umbrella stand.

I'd rather be an hour early than a minute late.

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Jay Lawerence's Laugh's picture

It can be done!!!!

Ohio, the greatest state in the Union!

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Hovenaut's picture

I think it's an optical illusion.

Things filled with beer are closer than they appear, or something.

Got M...igan gossip? Bang it here.

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

2012 recruit? Is he a time traveler?

"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine

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osu78's picture

Fixed it. Vielen Danke...

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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Leonhard's picture

I wonder if he likes beer for lunch. I've heard thru the grapevine...."Beer....it's not just for breakfast anymore."

Leonhard

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actionstanleyjackson's picture

Sounds like a guy Hargarbage would go all in for. 

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

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LandonTruckedCollins's picture

Immediately thought this.  Hope he doesn't go there; I want to see him actually be developed into a decent QB.

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Das Hufeisen's picture

If someone were a member of the German grammar police, they might say that the proper term should be "Die Hand".  But since the player in question is masculine, maybe it should be "Der Hand".  On second thought, "Das Hand" is a good compromise.

AKA the Horseshoe, the Shoe, and the House That Harley Built

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Earle's picture

Well, you could combine the indefinite and definite articles, but one might consider that ein der handed.

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osu78's picture

Oida

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

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Homey1970's picture

The only “Herr Hand” I care to know...

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buckzilla1's picture

I like this kind of dude. Offer him and add him to the QB room with Ryan Day coaching him up. 5 years from now he could be a machine. Not unlike this Russian.

Jim Harbaugh is to coaching what Lou Glutz is to Motor sales. 

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