Phil Mickelson Reveals That Someone Defecated in the Cup of the Sixth Hole at the 2006 Memorial Tournament

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GoBuckeyes1020's picture

Stoneburner and Mewhort weren't on campus yet so scratch them from the suspect list. Kirk Barton?

The pain of discipline or the pain of regret, take your pick

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IslandBumBuckeye's picture

My money's on Alex Boone. Just about anything can happen after chugging a case of beer. 

"It's always scotch-thirty on my island."

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njcro's picture

Was the flag stick left in the cup overnight? Or not in yet in the morning? How did the grounds crew not see this?

Perhaps they leave the flagsticks in overnight. I would guess they take them to the grounds crew shed each night. 

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wojodta's picture

Maybe it was one of the grounds crew? Perhaps this will remain one of life's great mysteries.

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BayCountyBuck's picture

If play was suspended, pins wouldn't be reset until the next round started. Crappy morning nonetheless. 

When I was 6 I was thinking about this rivalry. This one is seared on your soul, It's ingrained through every part of your body. -Urban Meyer

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Homey1970's picture

Would never guess Muirfield was a shit hole.

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Rocket Man's picture

When you gotta go, you gotta go

 Success - it's what you do with what you've got.  - Woody Hayes

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CarolinaBuck's picture

Aren't there like a thousand people around there? Nobody was guarding the trophy?

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gumtape's picture

He is not referring to the trophy. The shit was on the hole on the green.

High and tight boo boo

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johnblairgobucks's picture

Somebody took a pooo in the urinal of the Big Bear on Hamilton Road, back in 1992...wonder if it was the same perp.

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Floyd Stahl's picture

Ok, it was me. Going to stay anonymous so I don't get arrested.

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BPOSU's picture

That “Two guys one cup” tag line is absolutely brilliant. Bravo. 

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WestSideTower'79's picture

Can we be sure it wasn't a female that dropped that deuce?

North until you smell it, west until you step in it

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

I actually saw the two girls thing so I just threw up in my mouth a bit reading the title

"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine

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