Texas A&M Defensive Back Derrick Tucker Arrested Following “Taco Altercation”

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Byaaaahhh's picture

If you don't take tacos seriously enough that you would fight over them, I don't want to have anything to do with you.

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

Taco? Ta'corriendo.

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Ethos's picture

"what are you in for?"
"Tacos"
*Shifts down the bench further with fear in his eyes*

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SilverState's picture

Nacho average arrest

"There's still some green showing before you see the chalk."

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Frimmel's picture

I don't think you really went for the whole enchilada with that. 

You've got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight. 

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Barfolomew's picture

Will he release a statement or does he not want to taco bout it

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SilverState's picture

"I sincerely apologize for disappointing my family, teammates, and university. However I had to defend myself. What would you do if someone was jalapeno face?"

"There's still some green showing before you see the chalk."

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sharks's picture

When reached for comment, Taco Charlton referred all questions to his agent, that chihuahua from the commercials

A man got to have a code...

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CALPOPPY's picture

No, this is the Taco Charlatan, not Taco Charlton.

Memento mori

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Hovenaut's picture

Jimbo Fisher must not be tired of dealing with players and food issues.

I'm not around that much, running exhausted and lost...

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Rocket Man's picture

Maybe they were fighting over crab leg tacos!

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Stoicpaisano's picture

I’m not tryin’ to get shot with no AK47 over a frank.

-  Charlie Murphy

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TURD_BUCKET's picture

I'm surprised it made the national media.  SEC does a pretty good job of keeping this kind of stuff out of the papers.

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Kasino Royale's picture

When keeping it real goes wrong!!!! 

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