If you don't take tacos seriously enough that you would fight over them, I don't want to have anything to do with you.
"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce
"what are you in for?"
*Shifts down the bench further with fear in his eyes*
"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted." - George Best
Nacho average arrest
"Year for what?"
I don't think you really went for the whole enchilada with that.
You've got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight.
Will he release a statement or does he not want to taco bout it
"I sincerely apologize for disappointing my family, teammates, and university. However I had to defend myself. What would you do if someone was jalapeno face?"
When reached for comment, Taco Charlton referred all questions to his agent, that chihuahua from the commercials
A man got to have a code...
No, this is the Taco Charlatan, not Taco Charlton.
Jimbo Fisher must not be tired of dealing with players and food issues.
Got M...igan gossip? Bang it here.
Maybe they were fighting over crab leg tacos!
Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege.
Tyrion: A wedding.
I’m not tryin’ to get shot with no AK47 over a frank.
- Charlie Murphy
I'm surprised it made the national media. SEC does a pretty good job of keeping this kind of stuff out of the papers.
“Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top.” John Wooden
When keeping it real goes wrong!!!!