Five Dishes We Hope to See on the Menu at Urban Meyer's New Restaurant

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Page Turner's picture

wolverine nothing burger.  Gotta believe Buckeyes will be included with the check in lieu of a mint.

If you can't be a Buckeye, it's good to know one 

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MichiBuck12's picture

That would probably be the veggie burger because theres not any meat there.

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AZ Buckeye13's picture

Don't forget...each meal comes with your choice of Watson toast. It comes totally burnt but can be toasted to your preference...

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AZ Buckeye13's picture

TTUN faux burger...you thought is was on the menu but it was only a mirage...

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weimerad's picture

Here’s an obvious one, how about the Joe Burger burger??

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ScarletGray43157's picture

Our RivalMICHIGAN'S LUNCH $19

FIFY 

In old Ohio there's a team that's known throughout the land...

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So aMaysn's picture

Or TTUN’s Lunch. Any variation I am for. 

GO BUCKS!

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ScarletGray43157's picture

No M is the rule, yes?

In old Ohio there's a team that's known throughout the land...

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LouBuck35's picture

I lol'ed at the best sliders to you've ever been around. It's the most used Urban-ism.

I want a fall Saturday in Ohio Stadium..

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MountainsAwait's picture

The Zeke

”85oz Alabama-raised sirloin with a side of braised duck”

"Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wilderness is a necessity..." -John Muir

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CowCat's picture

That's a 5.3 pound sirloin. Recommended for linemen after practice.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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MountainsAwait's picture

The 85oz is because of “85 yards through the heart of the south...” =)

"Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wilderness is a necessity..." -John Muir

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You can't spell chump without UM's picture

Can't forget a hefty slice of Wisconsin's finest cheese.

Tom Brady lost to John Cooper. Never forget.

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Gametime's picture

aaand some applewood smoked badger...

Between goals and achievement is discipline and consistency. That fire you have inside to do whatever you love is placed there by God. Now go claim it. ~ Denzel Washington

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Spivan's picture

He needs to put one in Dublin, GA as well.

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Buck298's picture

I’m looking forward to the whole Elite Enchilada. 

Send the Earth Reverberating

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buckzilla1's picture

No beer for anyone wearing piss and blue. Milk only, spoiled of course.

Best beer in the world served here. It's called Michigan tears. Little salty and is only available at the end of November. 

The only true worry we should have about this 2019 team is this:

Why is Sevyn Banks wearing number 12?

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gobucks1966's picture

This will be a huge hit and then be like any other steak house. My area of the world has a bar called Our Gangs at one time people came from all around for their wings. Now every joint has wings as or near what Our Gangs has and most other bars in the world. The service and people who prepare the food makes and breaks these places after the novelty wears off. Then again Urban is a great recruiter not so sure about cooks though. Corn on the cob shipped in fresh from Iowa and end the night with a stiff Boilermaker will make one leave with a bad taste in your mouth.

Denny

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Sav45age's picture

Ohio need never import corn from an other state. 

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gobucks1966's picture

Maybe you didn't catch my drift on that but I know Ohio has corn every place.

Denny

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Dr. IlliBuckeye's picture

And late night Papa Johns delivered from East Lansing 

Buckeye in the desert of Washington state.

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Arizona_Buckeye's picture

The Tim T-bone... now that one is funny!

The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced

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Eph97's picture

Don't think too many people will frequent the joint if he becomes the head coach anywhere else. This may be sign he's done coaching for good.

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DaytonBuck1980's picture

I’m sure this will be great and all, but I’d rather eat at Jim Tressel’s Punt House. 

Still not giving a damn for the whole state of Michigan. 

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Ryan.Honeycutt's picture

Does it have the Tressel “meat” balls? You get four with the order, but since they want to keep it away from you, they bring one out at a time

RyanPH

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BroJim's picture

I bet they train their servers with the  “4-6 A to B” mantra. 

There is probably an “everything you got” appetizer. 

The kitchen staff is fully indoctrinated in the, “power of the unit” philosophy. 

I season my simple food with hunger

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Reuben's picture

“When I needed you most, you gave me your Chicken Breast.” $12, with a side of steamed veggies.

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hnyg8modonwelfare's picture

Tim's T-bone?  Lol

Michigan's Lunch is outstanding.  Could have called it Harbaugh's Lunch too.

Thank you Urban Meyer and Gene Smith

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tundra1's picture

The appetizer sampler has to be called “9 units strong”

That would have (1) wings, (2) loaded potato skins, (3) mozzarella sticks, (4) nachos, (5) stuffed mushrooms, (6) spinach and artichoke dip, (7) pretzel bites with mustard dipping sauce, (8) shrimp cocktail, and (9) mini corn dogs.

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CALPOPPY's picture

Although I would think that the 9th unit, mini corn dogs, would be Meyers strength as he had success with them in the past, I’m not even sure that it seems like he’s cooking them himself now. They may even be store bought.

Memento mori

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TraptnMI's picture

Same ole over priced artery cloggin crap.

" It's real good whatcha done Anthony, real good ! "

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OH-IO's picture

FEED ZEKE

48 oz. Cowboy Ribeye with a large side of Cheerios. 

OH-IO living in SEC! SEC! Ville

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OH-IO's picture

DESERT

The "Basic": Three scoops of vanilla ice cream

https://twitter.com/bzimmerman9/status/776170701954830336

OH-IO living in SEC! SEC! Ville

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OH-IO's picture

TOUGH TURF AND DAIRY

Harbaugh's Well Done Strip Steak with a chilled 32 oz  Borden Whole Milk

OH-IO living in SEC! SEC! Ville

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OH-IO's picture

SALADS

CORNELIUS GREENS

Seven seasonal mixed greens, tomatoes, carrots, red onion, roasted pine nuts, chopped walnuts  with a "high step"  habanero lime dressing

OH-IO living in SEC! SEC! Ville

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BuckeyeinFlorida's picture

Do you suppose reservations for the friday before The game could be made now ? Tebow was a Florida favorite but I would think the quality menu item might be for fan favorites not 1000 miles away. Troy Smith T bone sounds way better.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Considering Coach Meyer’s Gators torched a somewhat over-banqueted Troy Smith in the NCG, I can’t see that being a popular item at Urban Meyer’s Pint House. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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BuckeyeinFlorida's picture

My bad. I thought it was in Dublin OHIO. Keep selling those Gators hard. Maybe the kitchen staff can wear Blue and Orange.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

My bad, I thought it was "Urban Meyer's Pint House".  What does Troy Smith have to do with Urban Meyer? I'm not selling anything. Meyer and Smith are about as connected as Meyer and Griffin.

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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BuckIPA's picture

The Harbaugh Milk Stout. Aged for four years but still not that good.

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

Or an intensely bitter IPA that will disappoint all beer lovers.

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hnyg8modonwelfare's picture

lol nice one

Thank you Urban Meyer and Gene Smith

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CALPOPPY's picture

Or an intensely bitter IPA that will disappoint all beer lovers.

And I never understand why every one of those beers served is just short of a pint.

Memento mori

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gobucks1966's picture

Try to find a gallon of ice cream any place it's hard. The big bag of chips are no longer either. It's one thing to raise cost but give me a full size. Friend of mine sold pot but pinched each bag so he never had to buy any.

Denny

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CALPOPPY's picture

Try to find a gallon of ice cream any place it's hard. The big bag of chips are no longer either. It's one thing to raise cost but give me a full size. Friend of mine sold pot but pinched each bag so he never had to buy any.

I was going for “it’s a pint, but from my view, it was short”.

Memento mori

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

They sell it in six packs, but with only five cans. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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KeithByarsRightFoot's picture

DESSERT: The Clown Show 

24 scoops of ice cream covered with hot fudge, caramel, strawberry sauce, sliced bananas, toasted marshmallows, Reese's Pieces, chocolate chip cookies, crushed waffle cones, Gummi Bears, white chocolate strawberry shavings, toasted walnuts, whipped cream, giant lollipops, and sparklers.

Warning: Dessert may cause epileptic seizures

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TraptnMI's picture

Gnarly! Lol

" It's real good whatcha done Anthony, real good ! "

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

RIP Farrell’s. Long live Farrell’s “The Zoo.” 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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GoBuckeyes1020's picture

Rename it 'The Bert'

The pain of discipline or the pain of regret, take your pick

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Destroy All Cups's picture

I saw your Clown Show joke after I posted mine. I’ll change my dessert name to Bozo the Freakin’ Clown.

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rand443's picture

is the baloney sandwich named after Coach Harbaugh ??

rand dittmar

 

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dumpus's picture

if that meatloaf dish doesn't come standard with a full pint of milk (no substitutions)  don't even open that damn restaurant. 

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hnyg8modonwelfare's picture

Parris Campbell's Soup - A delicious bowl of Creamed Corn that will have Wolverines feeling salty.

Thank you Urban Meyer and Gene Smith

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Rocket Man's picture

They'd better serve buckeyes for dessert (the chocolate and peanut butter kind, not the real, poisonous kind)

Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege. 
Tyrion: A wedding. 
Varys: Exactly.

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BuckeyeinFlorida's picture

24 oz. Wagyu beef Porterhouse called the championship. In a great year you get one for beating the representative from the west. In a better year you get a second for beating the balance of the top 4. Bread, salad and 2 sides.
We deserve the best.

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Buckinnati's picture

Each meal comes with a bottomless Pitcher of PenalTEA.

"Our kind of families win a few more football games than others." Coach Hayes

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PRO8's picture

How about a special for ttun fans when they show up, a shitburger with all the crap you want on it. Comes with a side of tube steak fries and  wash it down with a tall warm glass of fresh tears from the recent loss to another Buckeye football team.

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stxbuck's picture

Grilled gator, w/ Extra hot sambal sauce-guaranteed to cause major butthurt!

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johnblairgobucks's picture

Can the bathrooms please have rolls of McMurphy paper.

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tvosra87's picture

Harbaugh’s Humble Pie, made fresh daily, comes with a large glass of milk

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osupolo's picture

The slob burger - basically a Thurminator
The great State of Ohio steak - from Ohio raised beef
The Jim Harbaugh (trophy) platter - an empty plate that costs $8M

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suncard19's picture

The JT Burger.  Only available on the 4th around 1pm.  

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avail31678's picture

I bet this will be a great spot....he should have opened it in late November 2016...

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avail31678's picture

Guessing my wit was far too subtle on the great "spot."

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poopsnack's picture

Waitress: Would you like that with Zach Smith’s Special Sauce?

Guest: Oh now that sound interesting, what’s that?

Waitress: It’s basically the grandson of the Frank’s Red Hot you’ve loved and been loyal to all your life, but it comes back and bites you in the ass for seemingly no reason. 

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Destroy All Cups's picture

I purpose a dish of Rainbow Sherbet, Superman Ice Cream, and a scoop of Neopolitan, covered with candy sprinkles. Urban’s dessert for under performing  receivers : The Clown Show!

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Fong's picture

Wolverine Soup served on a plate ... because it doesn't belong in a bowl!

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