Let the double-entendre's commence!
I was shocked to learn this wasn't more heavily publicized.
Never before in the history of man have lives less lived been more chronicled. - Dennis Miller
Was this a single or double elimination tournament? Or round robin?
Round Robin was eliminated early due to lack of interest. #SorryNotSorry
Who was officiating? Who tabulated the results? Did they run a combine to select participants or was there some other application process? Who was in the audience? So many questions...
You Got Barbecue Back There!?!?!?!
Who was officiating?
Illegal use of hands?
My aim, then, is to whip the Weasels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom. - William Tecumseh Sherman (with apologies)
Clemson got DQ’d for that.
Feel bad for the teams that were 1 and done.
Sweet Sixteen might not be so good for that one.................
Well, it's a hell of a lot better than the Elite Eight.
AUBURN THE REAL WEINERS(?)
Wonder if anyone pulled off the Velvet hat trick?
Speaking of inquiring minds, for those that need a healthy does of slang on a Monday morning:
a word that adds to the collection of penis, dick, aby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst ,cock ,custard launcher, dick, dickie ,ding dong mcdork,dong ,donger ,dork ,dragon ,fang, ferret ,fire, hose ,heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, Jimmy, John ,John Thomas (dated) ,joystick, knob ,leaky hose, lingam ,little Bob, little Elvis, longfellow ,love muscle ,manhood, meat popsicle, member, middle stump mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man ,one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake(Australia, UK) one-eyed monster, pecker, peepee (children's term) Percy, peter, piss,weasle ,prick ,private part ,purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurtflinger, rodroundhead ,sausage, schlong, schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz, schwarz, short armskin flute tasslethird leg ,thumper, todger (Australia, UK) ,tonk ,tool ,trouser ,snake ,tubesteak ,wang ,wang dudle ,wick ,willy (children's term) ,yingyang ,yogurt gun
"Defiance in Silence"
R Kelly was kicked off his team before the tournament because his teammates said that all he did was cherry pick.
Auburn was lucky to win, too. The second place team was victimized by its porous backdoor defense, or else they would have held off Auburn’s advance.
The tourney was broadcast on Pornhub.
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Wait there is porn on the internet?
This really underscores how important penetration is in the game of basketball.
Heh, heh, he said "scores"...
Just going to add this...
High and tight boo boo
Now, "S-E-X!" is a chant I can possibly get behind.
The most "loud mouth, disrespect" poster on 11W.
I had to run away high, so I wouldn't come home low...
To quote the chick who hooked up w/ Usain Bolt during the Olympics 'He definitely wasn't the fastest man in the world that night".