Auburn the Real Winners(?)

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EvanstonBuckeye's picture

Let the double-entendre's commence!

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RubixTube's picture

I was shocked to learn this wasn't more heavily publicized.  

Never before in the history of man have lives less lived been more chronicled. - Dennis Miller

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BuzzardBlaster's picture

Was this a single or double elimination tournament? Or round robin?

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RubixTube's picture

Round Robin was eliminated early due to lack of interest.  #SorryNotSorry

Never before in the history of man have lives less lived been more chronicled. - Dennis Miller

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Sanantonefan's picture

Who was officiating? Who tabulated the results? Did they run a combine to select participants or was there some other application process? Who was in the audience? So many questions... 

You Got Barbecue Back There!?!?!?!

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RubixTube's picture

Who was officiating?

Unconfirmed reports:

Never before in the history of man have lives less lived been more chronicled. - Dennis Miller

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LeftCoastBuckeye's picture

Illegal use of hands?

My aim, then, is to whip the Weasels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.   - William Tecumseh Sherman (with apologies)

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Zimmy07's picture

Clemson got DQ’d for that.

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BurningRiverBuckeye's picture

Feel bad for the teams that were 1 and done. 

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stxbuck's picture

Sweet Sixteen might not be so good for that one.................

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Weave77's picture

Well, it's a hell of a lot better than the Elite Eight.

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Defiance's picture

AUBURN THE REAL WEINERS(?)

FTFY...

Wonder if anyone pulled off the Velvet hat trick?

Speaking of inquiring minds, for those that need a healthy does of slang on a Monday morning:

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"Defiance in Silence" 

Shhhh

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Run_Fido_Run's picture

R Kelly was kicked off his team before the tournament because his teammates said that all he did was cherry pick. 

Auburn was lucky to win, too. The second place team was victimized by its porous backdoor defense, or else they would have held off Auburn’s advance. 

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Todd-Not Boeckmann's picture

The tourney was broadcast on Pornhub.

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seyekcuB's picture

Wait there is porn on the internet?

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Anglefan's picture

This really underscores how important penetration is in the game of basketball. 

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Earle's picture

Heh, heh, he said "scores"...

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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gumtape's picture

Just going to add this...

High and tight boo boo

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Buckeye Chuck's picture

Now, "S-E-X!" is a chant I can possibly get behind.

The most "loud mouth, disrespect" poster on 11W.

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Hovenaut's picture

SEX speed. 

I had to run away high, so I wouldn't come home low...

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stxbuck's picture

To quote the chick who hooked up w/ Usain Bolt during the Olympics 'He definitely wasn't the fastest man in the world that night".

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