Michigan looks thick bodied and somewhat slow, against their past 3 opponents.....yet they cant muscle a rushing attack on offense. Harbaugh would do himself well to get Patterson on some bootlegs or RPO's
Mamma say RPO the devil ------ Jim Harbaugh
And the devil eats chicken.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
This is a piss poor bowl matchup. Let's go Peah! [wink]
Michigan has 50 net yards rushing. Karan Higdon might've helped make a difference.
Karen would rather sit out and get drafted in the 7th round(if that)
Haha. It is the Peah Bowl, lol
Peah & Blue
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Ugh, Wischusen and Huard with NFL comparisons again. There's a reason I don't like watching pro football. And why this game's a ho-hummer.
Someone's stealing signals because Michigan saw that QB keeper coming a hundred miles away.
I dunno. That QB keeper that led to the TD was about 90% likely to be the play. Yet UM could do nothing to stop it.
Michigan allowed it--only one LB and no DBs. Franks got through the hole, OL sealed the LB and he was gone.
Peah Bowl Rules only allow offenses to choose from 5 pre selected, yet similar plays.
Coincidentally, that’s also the only number of items Chick-fil-A needs on its menu to be successful.
I hate to say anything positive about UM. But I honestly think that, if all of their players were playing, 14-3 would be a likely score. Very little good to say about Florida — except Felipe’s scrambling ability.
But sitting out is part of the culture there, I think.
For the defensive players sitting out, it's their second game they're missing in a row.
Winobitch has pretty hair.
Fuck eSECpn and fuck Mythigan.
Ha ha she Patterson
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
Brock thought that was an NFL quality interception thrown by Patterson
I was looking at the halftime stats before the second half started and thought a turnover could be a big difference maker in this game.
Patterson is pedestrian at best. 5 star only in Harbaugh's dreams.
I don't buy one goddam drop of gas in the state of Michigan!
Chase Winovich sure does love playing the heel.
Dude just isn’t very smart.
Respect Chase Winovich deeply for making bad run reads for a whole half and still gator chomping and talking shit, he could be a Gator anytime
— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) December 29, 2018
"Medicine is not a science" - Leo Spaceman
You got perty hair wolverqueen boy.
QB run right or Qb run left.....hmmmmm, Dan Mullen what you got here?
He got this.
That was a gutsy call--needing one yard begs north-south but Mullen runs a jet sweep east-west.
Michigan gonna fold? Patterson gonna be forced into obvious pass situations, this is going to be awesome.
Yeah something tells me it's about to get out of control.
TTUN really is stuck in the 1950s
I see another mirage on the horizon.
Sad TTUN fans are the best.
The misery and sadness on Wolverqueen fans faces is absolutely delicious. Fuck Shitigan.
I've replayed that TD four times. Crazy formation--the three inside receivers basically built a wall as the guy farthest wide looped inside.
It’s much fun to see them suffer.
Mullen out scheming Don Brown. You don't suppose he called his old boss, do you?
M go blog going to be great
How predictable is that Michigan offense? I’m calling out their plays before they even snap it.
But they were good in the 1890s.
The comments on Mgoblog are hilarious. Time to fire Hairball and Pep! Way to shit the bed again this year in your bowl game fucktards.
I spent some quality time over there. Best comment I saw was "This program will never go forward till it stops looking backward". Time to forget all those wins before 1900!
Does Harbaugh have a single top 10 win while at Michigan?
If he loses today, it'll be 1-9 against Top 10 teams. I honestly can't remember who the win is against. I'll try to look it up.
Edit: Looks like #8 Wisconsin in 2016.
Rumors are he won some solo games of Fortnite while at a sleepover at a recruits house
For as much as we've complained about Urban underachieving, I would never let Harbaugh and his disease of mediocrity anywhere near Ohio State.
Number 1 rule in life: always beat That Team Up North.
TTUN starting to resemble your pet goldfish when it dies. Just floating on its side motionless.
"You're the patron saint of the totally effed" - Hot Tub Time Machine
Gonna hate hearing how great the SEC is again, but screw it. Pour it on!!
mgo is blowing up......hairball should listen to other offers, because there are going to be less of them as the year goes on.
Enjoying daily the back to back ttun beatdowns.
Harbaugh has Bo Schembechler's Bowl performance routine down pat.
I’m not watching, has the announcer proclaimed, “Michigan unraveling?” One of my favorite Gus Johnson statements during The Game.
LOL- The wishigan secondary is bad.....
Michigan is giving its typical effort against a ranked team on the road.
Deserves got nothin' to do with it
Michigan on the verge of quitting
some more wusserines hurt in this game too....man they are soft.
wow-they can't tackle either...lol
Michigan with terrible tackling.
I'm gonna make some popcorn for this ending, lol
Mgoblog's game thread is a treat.
Full list of those sitting out:
Maybe they’ll all go pro!
Full list of those sitting out:
Maybe they’ll all go pro!
Probably the best one
Sigh, I really don't need to see the BIG go 0 - 2 against sub-par SEC teams .... Thanks, Purdue for shitting the bed and of course, this McPuke beat down by a terrible Gator's team was expected ..... What I like about Michigan Men is their desire to quit, rather than actually play in their final game .... Higdon is kidding himself - there are 50 running backs better than him (write it down - he will not be drafted and will have to try his hand at undrafted status, before coming to the final conclusion that his future lies in flipping burgers under the watchful eye of other Michigan grads that have slowly worked their way to Golden Arches management status) ....
I'm torn with Chase Sonofabitch .... On the one hand, I really appreciate his willingness to play in this game, even though he's facing off-season surgery. The kid just loves to play and has a motor like Sam Hubbard .... On the other hand (and unlike Sam Hubbard), he's too stupid to keep his mouth from flapping and using Gator chomps while his team is getting beaten .... Just flat out stupid ....
He'll make some NFL roster as a special team's player - just not bright enough to absorb the subtleties of the NFL game ....
All Winovich does is run around fast. Vastly overrated.
TOUCHDOWN GATORS!! 27-10 lmao. Fuck you Mythigan.
The mirage that keeps on giving...
The Gators seemed to get an added spring in their step once Winovich did his mock Gator chop
Ronny P Buckeye
A big group of puds.
I'm really not sure exactly what a pud is, but you are 100% right
Meltdown should be in peak form right now....
gaaaaaaaaaaaaarbage ball. Reppin' the B1G really well!!
"It's so easy to be average...to HELL WITH THAT" - Urban Meyer
SEND THEM TO THE MAC!
Wonder if it is a Coke product?
Michigan's in the process of getting gutted.
TTUN getting exposed by Scarlett(Jordan). How expected.
Michigan got to #4 in the playoff rankings, but 2 games later they look to be #13 or #14.
he's too stupid to keep his mouth from flapping and using Gator chomps while his team is getting beaten .... Just flat out stupid ....
This says it all. Dude is getting his ass beat AGAIN, but he's still acting like a punk. Just shut your mouth!
Who is more overrated? Crazy Jimmie or Don Brown? Honest question.
I wonder if Ed would like to return home? Would he be welcome?
“I intend to make Georgia howl.” General William Tecumseh Sherman
He's never coached with Day so he's got nothing to bank on.
Lifetime contract please.
Patterson should declare to try to go in the late rounds of the NFL this year if at all because if he stays, he will end up working at a *ichigan used car dealership after next year.
It kinda feels like he's already there.
This beat down of UM does my heart good. One wonders what Hairbaws excuses will be this time...
Florida running the exact same things Ohio state did to score on Michigan
Florida is not a good team. TSUN is pathetic.
MGO is melting down. There was a thread entitled, “We Are Poop”. It has been deleted.
whineovich will only think this game is a Mirage as well.....
This must be one of the most overrated TTUN in a long time. Whenever they play a good team, they collapse. ND to open the season, the Game, then today.
Think about it: Assuming they hang on and lose today, except for 2015, Michigan's lost at least the last two games three of the four years Harbaugh's been there. In 2017, they lost the last three (Wisconsin, OSU and USCe) plus the 2018 opener against ND.
"Assuming they hang on and lose today"
Don Brown's defense showing out again; he's possibly the most over rated assistant coach in history of college football.
The only hard day was yesterday
That’s how they do it up there.
Ohio state flat out broke Michigan
Mentally and physically
To be fair, they suck, they’ve always sucked, and Harbaugh is a clown.
ttun trying to hang on, but Florida has them tied up and hanging ready to skin....
holding against ttun.....LOL
Not sure that's a catch.
Don’t think so
100% not a catch
I don't think he had complete control.
What manner of jackassery must we put up with today?
Although, to be fair, not having complete control is consistent with the football culture Harbaugh's cultivating.
That's a good one Iowa
I'm thinking about moving back to Columbus and opening a comedy club where every night would be open mic night but people could only tell Michigan jokes. It would be SRO every night.
Both of these teams are absolutely average at best.
Michigan fans paid hundreds to go to this game. LOL
Tarik black doesn't look like a kid that wants to be playing. There were rumors of his potential transfer.
I was thinking that as he hung his head and walked to the bench. As if that catch might've been enough to keep him there.
Probably publicly pouting so everyone knows he hasn't been thrown to enough.
Who does he think he is? Rondale Moore?
Man, are they going to baby Black the rest of the afternoon. Damn. What a bunch of babies.
This is just pure *ichigan.....
Serious question: why doesn't Harbaugh play offense like they did on this drive all the time? Why do they insist on playing with one hand tied behind their back until they get down by double digits? It's insanity, and if I was a fan of that team, it would drive me crazy.
Down by 14, let's see what your $9mill/year coach dials up.
He's dialing the jets owners cell right now....
They'd better pick him up in Atlanta because Michigan fans may not let him come home.
"Well....we had guys sit out, thats why we lost"
I can hear the excuses now!!
Already there. Here's an MGoBlog post from an hour ago:
Stop with the stupidity please. This game is about progress and improvement. Florida players didn't leave to go prepare for the NFL, our guys did. Let it rest.
Also from MGo. It was taken down but I can't argue with it.
So, based on the ass whopping the Badgers put on Miami and the dumpster fire happening at FSU, along with this Gator team, it's not really a stretch anymore to say UCF is the best in Florida; is it??
Its not even close....well see the effects of UFC losing Frost as coach, and Florida getting Mullen change this as soon as next year, imo.
Just remember the wise words of one Y. Berra; " It ain't over til its over." That said, they have a litany of excuses, zebras, those not playing, injuries, playing in SEC country, and on and on.
a hard rock miner from Butte, Montana
wide open...where is the *ichigan secondary??? LOL
Another wusserine down.....my god...
Another Florida TD. Wow Xichigan defense
3rd and 20 and he scores from 53 yards out....LOL
TD on 3rd & 20! Lol, someone post shit from MGo, I want to se their tears but I'm too scared to go into that forest alone!
100% convinced the OSU blow out this year was the nail in the coffin for the program. It will never be the same.
Great staff. Hiking the ball under 10 and throwing 2 yard passes. You stupid mother fuckers
9 minutes left, down 19 and we run on first and ten. Fuck this team. My first F bomb ever on this site.
100 points in 2 games
Cool. Time to score some garbage time points so the fucking idiots can call the honest fans "trolls" for calling out Harbaugh's stupidity.
Harbaugh is clueless. Patterson has no arm and will do no better next year. Should have went with McCaffrey this year who has a big arm and tremendous running ability. Now McCaffrey will have to sit another year due to "meritocracy" and be unprepared in 2020.
Finally we agree on something!
I believe that the fat lady can start singing.
A sly smirk was slowly spreading across my face as Florida's RB trucked down the field. Kinda like this guy.
#1 Defense????? That was a "Mirage".....LOL
You can say that again. Oh wait, you did! Lol
“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
I want a win for the conference, especially against an SEC team, but a scum loss is well worth a blemish on the B1G bowl record..fuck those guys..
Vanuted Don Brown defense.
The bad news is that this pathetic performance will not have any effect on the level of smug confidence those bastards will have come next September.
The good news? Reveling in TSUN's misery
Hairball.....Jets have no more interest...........
They’re an embarrassment. Can we just get them in another division and off our schedule every year? They’re not even worth playing.
I hope my fellow posters will understand if I leave now and go to Mgo and/or Stadium and Main for the meltdown activities.
LOLZ! Go enjoy it!
Pigskins & Porkrinds
Yes Poco; I believe she's warming up
Kentucky beat these guys in the swamp this year. UK football.
Harbaugh cannot win a big game.
Only the 2nd time Gators have converted a 3 and 11+ all year. Wow.
Turner is a better runningback than Higdon or Evans
To me picking a team to root for in this one is similar to when I watch a Ravens Steelers game. The Gators having a tailback names Scarlett scoring a TD is kinda funny...
Now that was funny watching that Hudson guy trying to pump up his mates; might have wanted to that before that dang game Einstein
Patterson sacked....this is pure *ichigan.....
So, what is Harbaughs record against top 10 opponents again??....
He’s good. Look what he did to that vaunted USC squad, coached by Pete Carroll.
My boss is a scUM grad. I will have so much fun on Wednesday.
I could see that if he was your subordinate but ‘boss’?
I suppose he’s just accepted his and his alma mater’s place in life?
Not really. He's very delusional. I guess that goes with being a graduate of that school.
You should walk into his office first thing Wednesday morning and punch him in the face. It's not like he's going to do anything about it.
Those who stay will be consistently embarrassed on national TV.
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever.
Punting? I guess they're just quitting.
This supposed #1 Defense has now given up 96 points in the last two games.....Boy they are good!!! LOL
This is so much fun. They cannot do anything right. I will take the eventual ridicule from SEC fans just to enjoy the meltdown of the ttun fans which is in full swing.
Hey *ichigan....walmart has white flags on sale if you need one to wave....just sayin'
Right. Because after this bed shitting, it's not like they have clean sheets.
Funny listening to ESPN's broadcasters try to hype Patterson up to keep people watching this shitshow. Spoiler, Patterson is shit, TTUN isn't coming back in this.
This just in: Michigan is petitioning the NCAA again. They want to force Mississippi to take Patterson back.
My aim, then, is to whip the Weasels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom. - William Tecumseh Sherman (with apologies)
Could really see harbaugh leaving for the nfl. His team next year is going to be 8-4 ish
Can someone with an MGOblog account go on and post “hey but at least you have that better than Ohio State recruiting class you’ve been jacking off too!” MGOblog is great right now. Next best thing to an tOSU win! Keep feeding us wolverweenies!
Tell them we want them off our schedule. Not even a quality win anymore.
Yes, I'm trolling Mlive!
I do not at all have the mind of a bully... in my mind bullies are intolerant of contrary opinion, domineering and rather cowardly.
Even screwed up the blocked punt by getting 2 instead of 7.
ESECPN is just as bad as ttun....
This is why the B1G cant have nice things
The quitting Harbobs helping to bring the perception of the B1G down as they circle the drain
Mirage 2, Electric Boogaloo
You block a kick you usually win. Michigan has blocked two and is gonna get beat.
Best Xmas Ever!
Michigan needs to go join the MAC
Or go the way of the University of Chicago.
LOL Patterson just gave up a pick 6.....and what was ESECPN saying about Her???? LOL
Harbaugh's post-game presser will be epic.
Just turned on the game. I love it. Duck ttun
And it's only getting worse...
LMAO. Patterson....so glad he is returning for next season.
I wish this game would never end. How many points has UM given up in their last two second halves?
Nah at least Purdue can beat us.
I especially like the MGOblog comment “thank God for the early signing period”
those poor kids that got bamboozled to go play for that shit team...or not.
This is just too much....I have to go open a bottle of champagne and enjoy this...be back in a few.
Patterson needs to exit asap
No way the Buckeye administration would let Harbaugh's performance in big games continue like this.
He should be dismissed after this debacle.
Florida's got just under five minutes to get to 62 points....
How does Harbaugh continue to shovel his bullshit about big plans, and being an elite program to these recruits and they buy it hook, line, and sinker... year in and year out? He gets good classes and he does nothing with them. Nothing. I don't understand how he continues to attract really good players. It's dumbfounding.
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 70's
Are you kidding me?! Have you seen what he can do with a fullback?
Zack H., you chose wisely.
The best part of the INT? Shea Patterson still has to come out and play the rest of the game.
Those who stay may get a trip to Africa.
The only thing that sucks about this is the Gators are probably going to be a top 5 preseason team now
What a really good day this has been. Scum shitting the bed and pissing on theirselves.
I really wonder what recruits are thinking.. harbaugh is not bringing this team back..period..
1-9 vs top 10 teams!!
Man this is great. I’m so happy and can’t stop smiling. It’s like receiving a belated Christmas present!
Patterson is delusional if he thinks he's got a future in the league; laughable
I stopped watching. Its like watching an animal slowly get killed. Just completely unwatchable
THIS was the #4 team in the country at one point late in the season. Let that sink in. Some humans on some committe had this team # fucking 4. Lol.
Harbaugh is done after next year if he doesn't win the big games. Those fans are livid. This was more embarrassing than the Purdue-Auburn game and just a massive showcase for how far behind his offense is.
Finebaum is going to have a field day belittling Jimmy.
That is the one time I can stand Chrome Dome and his idiocy. He rips Jimmy any chance he gets.
Hey but like the announcers said “Patterson is a talented QB” and they have a “tremendous recruiting lass coming in” meanwhile MGOblog is burning to the ground!
Ryan day is going to depants Michigan next season
Those who stay will be embarrassed in blowout losses. Give me that on a t-shirt courtesy of MGOblog.
Yes, kind of an old John Cooper special for them--lose the rival game and the bowl game so no momentum going into off season!
Bucks fans in Mass
Then lose the season opener. Michigan opens @home against Middle Tennessee State. Can you imagine the M-Man meltdown that would come from losing to MTSU at home? MTSU got blown out in its bowl game against Appy State. Sort of a weird circular symmetry if they were to beat Michigan.
What has become absolutely evident - Hairball and his cronies have been outcoached in the 2nd half of every meaningful game they're played. Their staff is vastly over-rated and act like bullies, throwing hay-makers at lesser teams and then cowering when confronted by the elite teams (top 10 teams) - they talk smack, until a team smacks them back .....
If the Puke & Blue hierarchy and alumni don't raise up and tar & feather Hairball, before sending him out of town on a rail, then they deserve what they get .... Players bailing on the team, recruits abandoning ship, etc .... all signs that the players have started to figure out the smoke and mirrors of Hairball's coaching "prowess" and just aren't buying it any more ..... At what point does wearing a "cool looking helmet" out-weigh common sense ??
Love Michigan losing big.
But this does not look great for the big 10. That was our second best team that just got crushed by the third place team in the SEC East.
The Big Ten was not a good conference this year. Basically all our big teams had down years. When NW wins the one division it's pretty obvious.
"Doesn't look good for the B1G" is on its way to the Returns counter. That's a holiday gift that looked good when it was on the rack but now that we've tried it on, it's just too tight and no matter how much we try to convince ourselves we'll lose the weight, it's not going to fit.
TTUN's defense give up 103 points to the Buckeyes and Gators...
First eight Big 10 games...102 points
"Just remember one thing. I can do your job, but you can't do mine." - Woody Hayes to an OSU professor
For all those Buckeye fans and media that say we should want TTUN to win... How in the world are you not entertained by this?! How in the world are you not laughing and celebrating?! You wouldn't have 1% of this joy if they were winning the game! You'd just tell yourself the lie: "This just shows everyone how great the B1G is! We'll be respected next year and get the benefit of the doubt when the playoffs come around!"
I'm entertained and loving it-
Hail to those big c***suckers
Hail to those motherf*****s
Hail, hail, to Michigan
The cesspool of the world
Hail to those fornicators
Hail to those masterbaters
Hail, hail, to *ichigan
* Best sung "acapella" around any *ichigan fan/fans you are surrounded by and loud as you and your family can sing.
Born and bred a Buckeye - Buckeye 'til I die
Just so everyone is aware-----this ttun loss today is "NOT A MIRAGE"-you can quote me on that! :)
It is entertaining but it's still better for any Big Ten team to win it's bowl game. It makes the conference and OSU look good even if it is a Mee-chee-gan victory. This latest Mee-chee-gan stinker devalues our victory over them and gives ammunition to the SEC shills. They'll conveniently ignore that we beat UM when they were at full strength and Florida played them when they were understrength.
On the other hand that proposed rewrite of the Victors should include "Wail to the Losers Lousy....Wail to the beaten Zeroes.... the Followers of the Worst....the Chumps who are Cursed!"
The wolverines looked ridiculous,but at least Winovich's hair looked good after the game
I’m so happy Michigan fans coming up with lame excuses for their sorry coach. He either has lost his touch or was a product of his assistants because he is not getting the job done anymore. Michigan isn’t losing due to high academic standards. He didn’t have high standards at Stanford? Recruiting isn’t the issue, he has a national recruiting base and there are plenty of successful schools who don’t recruit at the level of Michigan. And they have spades of NFL talent on their roster. If their coordinators are the problem it is due to the head coach not holding them accountable or not hiring the right personnel. Players are quitting because they are tired of the same silly ass mantras and losing the most important games. They came there expecting national championship runs and conference titles and are finally seeing that neither of those are going to happen. The games has passed him bye and he isn’t willing, or able, to make the necessary changes to ensure success. Personally I want him to quit before he wins a game against us because it would be the ultimate humiliation for their fan base. Go Bucks!
God, Country, Ship, Shipmate, Self.
ichigan since 2004 has finished the season 0-2 9(!!) times. 1-1 twice. 2-0 once and the three years they did not make a bowl game during that stretch, the lost their last 2 games at least, so 12 times.
Well, this is cringeworthy. It's really just best to leave them alone while they wallow in their misery.
Go Bucks TSUN Sucks
December 29th, 2018 at 5:20 PM ^
Good afternoon Wolverine fans.... Long time reader, 1st time poster.....
As an Ohio State alum and dedicated fan, words cannot express how much pleasure it brings us, reading your blog after your Coach and team go out and lay another big steamer on the field during a big game. We loved Rich Rod, we loved Brady Joke, and we LOVE Coach Hairball. We hope he stays forever!!!! He probably deserves a raise from your financially defunct athletic department. We love how much misery he brings you - please keep him forever, or longer!!!
In regards to the great news of Chia She-a returning for one more year, WHERE THE HELL ELSE WOULD HE GO??? Does Ann Arbor (my arm pit) have an arena football team? The CFL surely isn't going to take him .
With all that said, I do think once JH gets "His players," he will turn your program around.... Oh wait - He's been there four years. These are his players!! ! Hahahaha
Stay miserable, my friends!
Yeah, while I love seeing them lose, leave them alone. Sometimes things have a way of coming back to haunt you.
"Stay Miserable, My Friends"........NICE!