MOD's AMA -Christmas Edition

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buckzilla1's picture

Is everyone ok with this?

Hey Cancer! This ass kicking is brought to you by the Guernsey county mafia. Give it Hell 84!

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CALPOPPY's picture

Poppy might axe it

Imma see where this goes. At least you made a descriptive title.

Memento mori

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buckzilla1's picture

Hey Cancer! This ass kicking is brought to you by the Guernsey county mafia. Give it Hell 84!

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Jumar's picture

How many questions are allowed?

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RK84's picture

One per mod, and any pertinent follow ups. Its only fair.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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RK84's picture

T or F - Dr Strange better comic book hero than Tchalla? Question for all Mods.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Hmm. That’s tough. I personally like Black Panther better, as Dr. Strange’s origin story bothered me a bit.

my favorite of all time? Spider-Man...I need those J’s!

SCPO, USN (ret)

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RK84's picture

Uh yes those are a must. Goin in on the Concords tomorrow? I got in early, going back for more tomorrow since its a GR.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

No. I ended up winning three raffles for 12’s. Bought one, left two, and skipping the 11’s until the Breds come out. You?

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RK84's picture

Yeah got a pair early on SNKRS. I'll see if I can get another tomorrow and a pair for my son.

I got the ROY 1s a couple weeks ago, and really want to pick up the tattoo 4s end of the month.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Nice. I really need the 1’s. Too much heat coming out right now. I thought the 4’s where China only.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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RK84's picture

I heard QS but then I have heard small GR on the 29th globally. Already out in China. Sitting at 399 on StockX.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Good lord. 

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RK84's picture

Yeah Nike is trying to kill me this year. Then 2019 is gonna be ridiculous, OG 6, 4, 11 bred, taxi 12, etc.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

4, 11 Bred and some Brons are the goal for 2019.

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KBonay's picture

I honestly didn't like Dr Strange at first, but he's grown on me.  I think my daughter helped, she likes Dr Strange.

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RK84's picture

Underrated v. Overrated IMO. Strange is a cool character and introduces a lot to the MCU.

Not taking anything away from Black Panther, just felt like they have sold him a little short in the films. Shuri as well.

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KBonay's picture

My issue with Black Panther was how unrealistic the movie was.  I mean, the filming.  The car chase was one of the best scenes I have seen in a Marvel film.  Then the fight scene at the end, with the rhinos and all.  It was like they farmed that out to a bunch of high school kids.  It looked so 1990-ish.  Just disappointed in that.

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RK84's picture

I guess they frame it as they have all this tech, so its supposed to realistic, but when aliens and talking raccoons seem more believable I think you been proven wrong.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

I thought tchalla was when a Mexican mom whipped her kids' ass with a flip flop.

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RK84's picture

This deserves more upvotes than it will get.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

No mames

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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Earle's picture

This is gonna be so much better than the last one. 

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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RK84's picture

Sun shines on a dogs ass every once in awhile. Whats the first thing that you think of when you read that statement?

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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KBonay's picture

Sun shining on a dog's ass.  Not sure what else to make of it.

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Kinghellvis's picture

If a frog had wings would he bump is ass a hop'n?

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Is there a question in there somewhere, Sir?

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Earle's picture

Yes?

Axe leukemia!
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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

Comment O/U?

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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McBane's picture

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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KBonay's picture

Does your 11w folder contain two images?
 

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McBane's picture

I'll ask the questions here!

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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KBonay's picture

Ah, there is the other one.

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JohnnyKozmo's picture

Are you Stihl people?

You're too stupid to have a good time. -Dalton

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Not really. I just have a lawnmower and some basic yard tools made by whoever I can afford.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

This

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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CALPOPPY's picture

Nope. It’s Still. And thanks to my sister, you now all know that.

And what’s so hard about the name Still? Never understood why people got confused and asked if it is Steele or Stihl. Nope, it’s Still...as in your brain functioning when you ask that question.

#StillStrong

Memento mori

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Jumar's picture

What is each mod's office equivalent? 
I.E - KBonay= Andy Bernard, Calpoppy= Toby

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RK84's picture

KB has to Jim, right?

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Jumar's picture

KB seems to be the dapper dresser that Andy is.

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McBane's picture

Linga = Phillis?

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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Jumar's picture

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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bucknut1994's picture

Kevin = Fat Pants

Stanley = Earle

#94Ways

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Earle's picture

I'll take it.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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KBonay's picture

Hot take- still have not watched an episode of The Office.

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Fatpants's picture

I am Todd Packer 

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Jumar's picture

So...you are sexual deviant and hide drugs in cupcakes?

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Earle's picture

Jury is still out on the cupcakes

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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CALPOPPY's picture

Toby?

I thought we got along!

Memento mori

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Jumar's picture

Your shoes seemed like something Toby would wear. Would it would have been worse to compare you to Dwight with the plant similarities? 

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

I'm pretty sure CP is Dwight because of a lot more than the Beets.  

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Them I’m Jim. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

You sure? More like David Wallace?

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

So who is Robert California?

How about Deangelo Vickers?

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McBane's picture

If you get a hand transplant, it that called the permanent stranger?

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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Jumar's picture

Who is your favorite revived 11W? This could be someone that had their username reinstated or someone that created a new username.

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Idk. There are a few people I miss interacting with though, like Denny.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Earle's picture

OK, lol.   What would you know about it?

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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CALPOPPY's picture

Buckeye3M...especially because I played a small part in his being banned in the first place.

Memento mori

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Nah, I've known that for a long time.  Although, I'm certain I was framed guilty as charged.

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buckeyeCWRU's picture

Are you trying to break the comment record from the last MOD AMA?

#PoppyStrong

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RK84's picture

This is a good start.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

Can I have MOD powers?  I promise only to edit Fatpants' comments. 

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Jumar's picture

Lawyers cannot be trusted.

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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KBonay's picture

This is the correct response.

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

...says the guy who has never seen an episode of The Office.   #sociopath

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Fatpants's picture

We cannot edit each other’s stuff, but you can edit Jumar’s. So. Much. Fun. 

PG <3 PG

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Jumar's picture

It would be interesting to know if you are the stealth editor or if other MODs partake as well.

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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KBonay's picture

We actually vote on edits. 

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Barfolomew's picture

I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?

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KBonay's picture

Rumor is, MODs can do what they want. 

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

And, we get to keep the helmet stickers.

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buckzilla1's picture

Can any one of you folks get my $135.00 refund back to me? Asking for a twit..,

Hey Cancer! This ass kicking is brought to you by the Guernsey county mafia. Give it Hell 84!

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Sure...just pm me your info. Lol.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Barfolomew's picture

Would you say there will be a plethora of comments?

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Sir Beard's picture

Tell me...what is a plethora 

attempting to be an adult

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FalcotoyourMartel's picture

Of the MODs, who tells the worst jokes? 

e.g. Moderator? I hardly know her.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever. -Falco

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

Agreed.  Especially that one that starts with "Two Eschscholzia californica's walk into a bar..."

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RK84's picture

NBA question - Melo to the Lakeshow? Good idea, or Bron just looking out for his friends again?

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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Fatpants's picture

That’s too many ball hogs for one roster 

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Terrible. I love Melo, but he needs to go somewhere and be a ball hog. 

SCPO, USN (ret)

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RK84's picture

So Cleveland?

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Carmelo Anthony is a disaster, so much so that his last name really could be Ball.

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Andy Vance's picture

... his last name really could be Ball.

Took me a minute to realize we weren't talking about LaMelo, actually.

buckzilla1's picture

I've been to Paradise but I've never been to me. Is this because I have excess hair in my nose and on my back?

Hey Cancer! This ass kicking is brought to you by the Guernsey county mafia. Give it Hell 84!

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buckeyeCWRU's picture

What's your beverage of choice while watching a buckeye football game?

#PoppyStrong

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Water. I drink a full hydroflask during game play, use the bathroom and fill up every commercial break.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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RK84's picture

Throwback comment for the win!

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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KBonay's picture

Noon games, aka 9 am here, don't require much drinking. 

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buckeyeCWRU's picture

Noon games, aka 9 am here, don't require much drinking. 

That's a very defeatist attitude to take K. You are forgetting about fantastic things like breakfast stouts and Irish coffee. Really you should be seeing it as an opportunity. 

#PoppyStrong

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Depends on the season. This year? Woodford Reserve Double Oaked. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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Brohio's picture

What event in 11W history caused the most Mod deletes/edits/bans?

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CALPOPPY's picture

Personally or collectively?

Personally, probably the Mecole Hardman affairs. That’s probably where I got the Axeman moniker.

Collectively, probably the Zach Smith saga.

Memento mori

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KBonay's picture

I think comments was Clemson.  Threads was Zach Smith.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

The Iowa Massacre and Purdue Harbor. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

Best dog breed?

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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Fatpants's picture

Golden Retriever

PG <3 PG

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Earle's picture

Goldendoodle.  No shedding.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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KBonay's picture

You have to have the house for that dog.  And a big yard.

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RK84's picture

English Mastiff don't @ me

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

Sometimes personality and temperament overlap, which means that where breed is concerned there can be more than one worthy choice.

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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Mastro16's picture

Which 11W staff member is the most annoying to deal with?

Don’t worry I won’t tell

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Fatpants's picture

We only interact with Jason. We're too internet for the rest of the staff.

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Mastro16's picture

On a scale of Nebraska fan to Michigan fan how annoying is Jason to deal with?

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KBonay's picture

Jason is chill.  Very easy going.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Not annoying at all. He is a swell dude. 

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Fatpants's picture

The annoyance goes in the other direction in that relationship

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Jason is easy to deal with and, believe me when I tell you, he is every Dubber's best friend.  He is a benevolent overlord.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Yeah it was very weird meeting Andrew...

”hey it’s me! I’m a mod”

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Fatpants's picture

Weird because he invited you back to his place for drinks and it was the trunk of his car?

PG <3 PG

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KBonay's picture

Wanna see my camper?

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buckeyeCWRU's picture

Now thats funny.

#PoppyStrong

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

Which Andrew?

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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Earle's picture

The one that left.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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McBane's picture

How do you feel about weekday Buckeye football games?

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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KBonay's picture

That's reserved for MAC and ACC.

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osurox's picture

What is the best sci-fi movie of all time?  

How Firm Thy Friendship...Oh-Hi-Oh

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osurox's picture

Really? There are so many good ones, and I am always intrigued this is alot of answers....some other options (to name a few):

Matrix
LOTR
Blade Runner
Inception
Alien
Terminator
Avatar
Back to the Future
Jurassic Park
Interstellar
Star Trek

How Firm Thy Friendship...Oh-Hi-Oh

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Man, are you trying to start a fight?

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Mastro16's picture

Is whoever jailed BuckeyeJack currently being sued?

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CALPOPPY's picture

No. But it would be like a reverse class-action suit, where one person sues a lot of us.

But the site made the final decision to ban...we just present evidence.

Memento mori

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Mastro16's picture

I see. Imagine being a judge presiding over a case like that. 

One final time: do you think Parris Campbell is gonna be most efficient receiver in NFL history when it’s all said and done? 

(I’ll give Jack credit, there was no Z. smith but the receivers did look great this year)

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1MechEng's picture

Do the Mods have weekly meetings (phone, online, etc.) to make sure everyone is on the same page?

Is there a policy manual for mods, or does Jason/Ramzy do basic training on expectations and such before you start your duties?

Trust me! I'm an Engineer.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

We meet up at Disneyland every once in a while; if members can’t make it, we leave coded notes at Tom Sawyer’s island. 

Just kidding...but we do talk a lot. 

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Fatpants's picture

We have a Slack channel where we talk. Commenting policy does not apply there.

Most training is on the job. New guys get guidance.

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Earle's picture

New guys get guidance blamed for everything.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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KBonay's picture

If there is a manual, I have not received it yet.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

The draft is under revision.  We'll get that right out to you.

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CALPOPPY's picture

We have biweekly meeting at an undisclosed location. However, two MODs must always refrain from attending in case something goes horribly wrong...so that we have someone to pass along our knowledge. We rotate the two MODs that refrain from attending.

Priestas has a large 3-ring binder with our Code of Conduct and the oath that we have to recite. The Code is very long, and I come close to violating rule 3.13.2 just by mentioning the binder. It’s an intense induction process but that’s the sacrifice of the MOD.

Memento mori

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Fatpants's picture

two MODs must always refrain from attending in case something goes horribly wrong.

Drop poo gas in one meeting and they make up excuses as to why you aren't allowed back.............

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Barfolomew's picture

Will Urban take another coaching job in the next 5 years?

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

You're a MOD therefore you don't know anything.

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Jumar's picture

If you continue to think what you always thought, you will continue to get what you always got. #AlumforStaff

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BuckeyeChief's picture

No. I don’t think his family wants him to; I think he is done.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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KBonay's picture

I think he will want to.  But I think Shelly will veto it.

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Earle's picture

No, because if he does Shelley will put another cyst in his brain herself.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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Barfolomew's picture

Did she put the first one in?

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Earle's picture

I'm not at liberty to say.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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Elks&#039; comb over's picture

Why haven’t we seen many playoff extension threads this season? 

Earle’s target practice

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Major H's picture

LOL! Sucks to be you, blue, you, blue, both! 

I'd rather be an hour early than a minute late.

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Jumar's picture

What is your favorite thread of all time?

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

There's only one answer to that question.

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Earle's picture

Yes, the GIF-off won decisively by Fitzbuck.

Axe leukemia!
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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

Yes, the GIF-off won decisively by Fitzbuck.

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Fatpants's picture

The wolf and craigslist threads were complete troll jobs created by one guy with multiple accounts, so those are out.

Either "Tom Herman Sucks" or "Cardale Needs to Grow the Fuck Up"

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KBonay's picture

"Tom Herman Sucks"

Winner.

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Earle's picture

"Warinner is Garbage" is a candidate in that category.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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McBane's picture

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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Fatpants's picture

Those were outstanding

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Earle's picture

Ah, yes, that was fun.  The sequel, too.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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BuckeyeChief's picture
  1. Almost any game thread while deployed 
  2. the 2011 Wisconsin game live thread

SCPO, USN (ret)

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KBonay's picture

I always enjoy a fresh TIMH thread. 

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

The correct answer is the Bucksfan changes his icon thread. 

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Andy Vance's picture

The correct answer is the Bucksfan changes his icon thread. 

How on earth did it take someone this long to give the correct answer. I'm getting old, apparently.

Earle's picture

Some things are just understood.

Axe leukemia!
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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Bucksfan Icon Change

Cajun's one-man open thread on December 20, 2014.

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NewPhilaFan's picture

I had not seen that before.  It was very creative and hilarious.

69 in 18

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

I loved that thread - it was right after I jumped on the boards from lurker status.

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Calgarybuck's picture

Where's "One sad man's puppet show"? at.

That's my #1

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stxbuck's picture

Have the staff or site ownership ever messaged you to nuke a thread that you weren't already incline to do so?

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Fatpants's picture

They have the ability to do that, so they just do it. It happens.

PG <3 PG

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BuckAlum09's picture

How much time to spend doing your normal job vs doing the MOD job?

I myself have a strict 1 hour of office work for every 10 minutes of 11W pontificating.

"...and when we win the game, we'll buy a keg of booze. And we'll drink to old Ohio till we wobble in our shoes."

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Fatpants's picture

I work my ass off in real life. I periodically blow through 11w to see whats up.

Certain times require more effort. (game days, big news days, etc)

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

I work my ass off in real life.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

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BuckeyeChief's picture

I’m at a fairly new job, so I’m trying to figure things out, irt rules, etc.

 I usually lurk a lot, especially at night and I don’t comment as much as I used to. 

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Earle's picture

I usually have 11W up in the background while at work.  I'll check in periodically during downtime.  I spend a lot of time on worthless conference calls that allow me to multitask.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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KBonay's picture

Depends. Like this week has been extremely busy with work, so I haven't been on here as much.  Fridays are a work-from-home day for me and typically slow.  But make no mistake, real world comes before 11w world.

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bucknut1994's picture

My rule is 10 minutes of work for every 1 hour on 11W

#94Ways

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

I think you're high balling here. 

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

We’ll answer the questions here, plebeian. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

This is my normal job. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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osu992's picture

Why did you do it to us?

New Day for OSU. Same noon for TTUN.

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SoulPatrol32's picture

MOD Battle Royal, who wins and why?

Just posting and hoping my comment isn’t deleted. 

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KBonay's picture

Lot of military guys in here.  I am going with Chief.  He's bigger than me. But I wouldn't piss off 3M either.  He's no slouch.

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Earle's picture

Don't sell 3M short.  He's a tremendous slouch.

Axe leukemia!
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Earle's picture

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Axe leukemia!
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BuckeyeChief's picture

Meh, I’m old and crippled. I’d go with one of former Army guys or Navy. 

SCPO, USN (ret)

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Fatpants's picture

Me.

I'm not above fighting dirty.

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SoulPatrol32's picture

As long as we can all agree it’s not Linga then I’m happy. 

Just posting and hoping my comment isn’t deleted. 

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KBonay's picture

Well, Poppy as well.  But he's got a pretty viable excuse right now.

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SoulPatrol32's picture

Poppy with his scythe would be a great prop within the battle. 

Just posting and hoping my comment isn’t deleted. 

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Fatpants would go for the gas, but I imagine Poppy would take us all out with some exotic poisonous plant. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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LCT's picture

Should/will Hove move this to Site Stuff?

Do Mods Mod Mods?

Lifetime vs. UM: L 8-1, C 7-0, T 4-0

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KBonay's picture

We are too busy mod'ing LCT.....wait, what?

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Earle's picture

Sadly, one of the site updates took away the capacity for Mod-on-Mod crime.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Linga was the king of Mod on Mod crime.

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Fatpants's picture

Was he? This comment makes me think he just took most of the blame.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Oh man, he was sneaky with it.

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Seattle Linga's picture

I wore it like a badge of honor. 

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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Fatpants's picture

We lack the ability to edit or delete each other's comments.

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KBonay's picture

Almost feel like we should give them a screen shot of what we can do....
 

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Fatpants's picture

Don't let them see the new button!

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Mastro16's picture

There’s been a pool on the roof this whole time!??

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

KB, I secretly looked over Poppy's shoulder one day and saw that "Post as BuckeyeJack" button.

Sorry you all, but the Mods have been catfishing us as BJ this whole time.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

I was so pissed when Jason exiles my burner account. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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FalcotoyourMartel's picture

Only a modicum

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever. -Falco

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Seattle Linga's picture

TLTS - Too Lazy To Scroll

Highest wave you've ever tackled?

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Bro, you're included in this AMA.

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KBonay's picture

Me?  North Shore, Hawaii.  10-12' high.  It was so big, when I dropped in, the sun disappeared behind the wave.  First ride, I pulled out pretty quick because I was overwhelmed. 

Side note- next day, when the swell was about 1/2 the size, I dislocated my shoulder duck-diving a wave. 

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RK84's picture

Did you meet Kate Bosworth and take her to the hotel she worked at?

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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KBonay's picture

No, but I did meet two really cool girls from Florida that day.  And thankfully so.  They were both there when I dislocated my shoulder and helped make sure I got to shore.

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RK84's picture

Alls well that ends well then.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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McBane's picture

Welcome back, Phillis!

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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SoulPatrol32's picture

Are MOD’s assigned a particular poster that may be prone to posting inappropriate material?

Just posting and hoping my comment isn’t deleted. 

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Earle's picture

It takes a village.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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KBonay's picture

No, but we all have our favorite poster.

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

My favorite poster was that one with Jenny McCarthy back in the 90's.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Farah Faucet 1978. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Are MOD’s assigned a particular poster that may be prone to posting inappropriate material?

Linga was my parole officer, back in the day. 

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Seattle Linga's picture

Back in the day Jason made me your shadow. 

I was your Rockwell

Go get'em Cal Poppy - we are behind you !!

It's not a rivalry .............. it's a wreckoning.

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Mastro16's picture

Why does ESPN hate Ohio State so much?

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KBonay's picture

I think they lost a lot of $ during the 2015 run.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Why does ESPN hate Ohio State so much?

Believe it or not, I think it generates more business than loving on Ohio State would. 

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Mastro16's picture

I’ve got a hunch! 11W likes all the traffic it gets from people making threads about ESPN hating Ohio State, so 11W tells ESPN to publish all their anti-OSU garbage. 11W is the real criminal mastermind here.. 

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RK84's picture

Can Mods, mod a staffer, can a staffer mod a mod?

When Ramzy strolls in the chat do trumpets blare and knees bend?

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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Earle's picture

Staff accounts have broader rights than Mod accounts.  We can't do anything to staff or fellow mod comments, or mod staff articles.  We can, however, edit Forum posts, regardless of the creator.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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RK84's picture

Disappointing. Cant just go rogue and watch the world burn.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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CALPOPPY's picture

Staff have impunity to do what they want but MODs cannot moderate anyone but the commentariat.

Memento mori

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

When Ramzy strolls in the chat do trumpets blare and knees bend?

We only interact with Jason.  Of course, Andy and Remy are Mod Vets, so they're in the channel, but we don't have elite staff access. 

We have great access, not elite access. 

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1MechEng's picture

Any chance we can bring back jiggly GIFs?!

Trust me! I'm an Engineer.

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Earle's picture

Just as soon as 11W becomes a pay site.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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KBonay's picture

That's going to be a no.  We do have female fans and don't want this to become locker-room banter.

I'll be the first to admit, a shit-ton of my UV's were from such gifs.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Believe it or not, Google analytics do not look favorably upon jiggly gifs. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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NOLABuckeye's picture

Will Poe ever come back?

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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CALPOPPY's picture

Not sure if he knows how to even make a new account, much less come back to comment.

Memento mori

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Fatpants's picture

I hope so. He was treasure.

DAM BAN ME ALREADY

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NewPhilaFan's picture

To all the mods:  What is your least favorite Christmas cookie? 

This is a spinoff on the Christmas song thread.

69 in 18

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KBonay's picture

Anything with a cherry in the middle.

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McBane's picture

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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McBane's picture

Since this is the Christmas edition, what's your favorite Christmas Action Movie?

e.g.---Die Hard?  Reindeer Games?  Rambo?

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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Fatpants's picture

It's A Wonderful Life >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all others

Home Alone is ass.
 

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McBane's picture

ACTION movie, PG...ACTION!

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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KBonay's picture

Lethal Weapon was better than Die hard.  Prove me wrong.

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RK84's picture

I didn't realize this was even a debate.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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Calgarybuck's picture

Die Hard quotes:

"Now I have a machine gun, Ho-Ho-Ho"

"no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?"

I have a dozen more if you'd like.

Lethal Weapon:

Gasping old man "I'm too old for this" ALL MOVIE LONG

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NHBuckeye's picture

Die Hard is the correct answer.  

Fields of Dreams

 

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Die Hard

while we are at it, “What Christmas means to me” by Stevie Wonder is my favorite Christmas song.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Die Hard - is this a trick question?

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NOLABuckeye's picture

Is there anybody who posts a thread and you think "Again?! Really?!"?

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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CALPOPPY's picture

Ummm....yes. often.

It used to be BuckeyeJack but he doesn’t come around these parts anymore.

Memento mori

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McBane's picture

Every Wednesday...

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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NOLABuckeye's picture

Every Tuesday Wednesday...

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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RK84's picture

BAHAHAHAAHAHAH

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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RK84's picture

cough cough LCT cough

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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LCT's picture

Sometimes they're posted threads, sometimes they're thrown bombs.

Lifetime vs. UM: L 8-1, C 7-0, T 4-0

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Yes...definitely. I won’t name names but there are definitely a few that make me scream like Susan Powter.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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KBonay's picture

"Again?! Really?!"?

two to three times a week. 

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

I'll be out of class soon, and I need a break from this shit.

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GoBucks10's picture

What the hell?

I hate the offseason.

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NHBuckeye's picture

This thread sucks.  -Alum prolly.

Fields of Dreams

 

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Gratefulbuck's picture

TL;DR

Why is Earle participating in this one and not the last? 

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Earle's picture

Because this one is better.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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Gratefulbuck's picture

This one is mostly mods talking to each other. Are you going to start doing memepunku’s?

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Earle's picture

Gifmemepunku deserves its own thread.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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BuckeyeIn NY's picture

Name one thing about this site that is not known by the general (non mod, non staff) population, a dirty little secret so to speak...

Ring the f**king bell, you pansy

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Fatpants's picture

It's under relentless attack by spammers

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Earle's picture

[STAFF EDIT] is actually a Michigan fan.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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GoBucks10's picture

The staff is a Michigan fan?

I hate the offseason.

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Earle's picture

I've already said too much.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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SoulPatrol32's picture

3M stands for Mad Michigan Man

Just posting and hoping my comment isn’t deleted. 

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Gratefulbuck's picture

I Still love everything MICHIGAN 

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NHBuckeye's picture

Let's see if this comment goes to -10

Fields of Dreams

 

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BuckeyeChief's picture

[Mod Edit] reads the site daily and is actually an honorary mod!

SCPO, USN (ret)

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Eleven Warriors is actually a community of only eleven people with multiple accounts each. It’s fucking exhausting. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Plot twist: they are all either named Herb or a Spice Girl, and Jason is really a Colonel.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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NOLABuckeye's picture

I just got an invited to a Christmas party at the last minute by the host claiming he can't believe he left me off the list. Should I go? It's a martini party at one of my favorite haunts.

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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Fatpants's picture

Yes. No shame in being second string.

PG <3 PG

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Earle's picture

Go and drink so much that every time he remembers the party he'll think of you first.

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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KBonay's picture

Of course.  'Tis the season.

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

Who is secretly a staff burner account?

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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Earle's picture

LCT

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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Oh.a.Shoe's picture

Loves

Conspiracy

Theories

"Ohio fullbacks should stay in Ohio and play at Ohio State." - Earle Bruce

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LCT's picture

Damn it Earle.

Hey everyone, never trust Earle.

Lifetime vs. UM: L 8-1, C 7-0, T 4-0

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NHBuckeye's picture

I spent a few minutes briefly going through this thread.  It's worse than I thought it would be.  Much worse.  

Fields of Dreams

 

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NHBuckeye's picture

Have one of you MOD's ever suggested a poster get banned only to have a staff member/site owner overrule you?  

Fields of Dreams

 

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McBane's picture

Anyone who posts Phish or Grateful Dead videos...

You used to be cool.  What happened to you?

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Earle's picture

You mean before your previous comment?

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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NHBuckeye's picture

Look at you, with your MOD training wheels off and everything.  

Fields of Dreams

 

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BuckeyeChief's picture

Not that I can recall. We do usually talk with each other first.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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KBonay's picture

I will stress, it takes A LOT to get banned. 

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

We try to protect people from themselves, and in the infrequent times where we don't discuss an action, Jason usually comes to ask what happened. We usually don't take things as badly as people in the forums think, but rules is rules. 

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Other than you?

Most of them are in the PL. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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Spartan13's picture

I do not know which mod did this. After the ZS came out I made a thread that said Urban likely told Gene per reports but that likely wasn't enough and he would have had to inform somebody involved in reporting crimes or serious issues not just his boss. The likely punishment would have been 4 games. All of that was 100% true other than 4 games. Just want an apology. 

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Did what? 

Moderators don't do everything on this site. The staff has the same powers we do, so, while I have no idea what you're referring to, there are times actions are taken and none of the Mods know who did it. 

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bucknut1994's picture

Just want an apology. 

How about a cookie instead? 

#94Ways

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

In related news, I'm currently staying at a Doubletree & the cookies are incredible.

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Fatpants's picture

Threads can die by downvotes too.

I'm guessing that's what happened to yours.

When that happens, you should be apologizing to the community.

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Earle's picture

So we’ll just wait, then?

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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Calgarybuck's picture

How hard do your eyes roll when you see someone complain why their thread got deleted?

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Fatpants's picture

Into the back of my head, down the back of my shirt, all the way to the floor

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

So hard you should be able to hear it. 

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Remember that scene in the Exorcist, where her heads spins around. Try doing that with your eyes. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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NOLABuckeye's picture

I have a deep seated hatred for anyone that drives a smart car followed closely by anyone that drives a Prius. Is this normal?

Nothing cleanses the soul like a no call pass interference.

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

How you feel about smart cars is how mods feel about the forums this year. 

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OSU56's picture

IMO-I'll bet the mods didn't enjoy too much of the forum this year(Fall) as a whole.

Enjoying daily the 62-39 ttun beatdown.

 

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Fatpants's picture

These are the times that try men’s souls 

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OSU56's picture

I don't have any questions-I just have a comment.

If it's any consolation- I have no issue with what you guys do. I know what you guys go thru. You do what you do for a reason and is tied to the site rules along with making sure the site operates for the enjoyment of those that use it. 

Enjoy the Holiday Season.

Enjoying daily the 62-39 ttun beatdown.

 

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Fatpants's picture

Hey, thanks. You too. 

PG <3 PG

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KBonay's picture

Was this comment edited?!

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Don’t hate. They’re doing their part so you can drive that gas-guzzling, ozone-destroying Ford F-350. Hybrid drivers are your friends. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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RK84's picture

Or Fully deleted Ram 2500s on 38” tires. 

*diesel guzzling 

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Not enough diesel cars in America. Europe has that shit figured out. Had a diesel VW for awhile. Would’ve kept it if they hadn’t gotten sued and were forced to buy it back from me for more than it was worth. That car could move, and it got 50 mpg on the highway. Damn shame. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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NHBuckeye's picture

How many times does a person need to be jailed for you guys to say enough is enough?  The rope is pretty long it seems.

Fields of Dreams

 

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

The rope gets shorter each time. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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NHBuckeye's picture

The Easter AMA called to say pffffft.  

Fields of Dreams

 

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

Friday night probably not the best for this. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

You missed the memo, it was Friday day time.

Like YTown, Mods do most their work while they're on the clock for someone else. ;-{)}

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

I'm still popping in and out. 

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buckeyeCWRU's picture

How did you become a mod? Did you want the job or were you secretly made one over night without you knowing like Earle?

#PoppyStrong

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Fatpants's picture

Me, KBonay and Navy volunteered. Earle was Shanghai’d. Beat was offered. 

PG <3 PG

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

One day I got an email from Jason. 

Unlike the previous emails I got from Jason... 

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BuckeyeChief's picture

I somehow ventured over here on a deployment in 2008, and spent an insane amount of time on here. When Jason put out the call, I jumped on it.

SCPO, USN (ret)

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KBonay's picture

Got an email from Jason. He asked. I obliged, on the agreement of 25k hs. 

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CALPOPPY's picture

Back in the fall of 2013, Priestas asked if people were willing to beta test the new version of the site (what is now Tatum...what we are using). I volunteered but was one of many and didn’t hear anything at the time. Late in the year, I received an email from Priestas asking if I would still beta test and I obliged*. Then, in early fall of 2014, I received an email asking if I would be a moderator. After asking about responsibilities, I obliged. I think I started maybe right after the VTech game that year, so maybe they were looking for more help at that time because any loss like that becomes almost unbearable for the MODs to handle the traffic. And that was before the big growth spurt caused by the ending to that season.

I believe that there were only 6 MODs at the time and we’ve grown since then. And Linga is my pledge brother (we made it MODs 7 and 8) as we were MODed at the same time. That’s why I have Linga’s back except for his inability to decider the correct day of the week.

*I actually had a lot of fun because it was a ghost site that was similar to the main site, but there were only a few commenters (other beta testers, MODs, and staff). I created several threads where I just commented to myself. Ultimately, I think I had good, constructive criticism for Priestas. 

Memento mori

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NorCal Buckeye's picture

Who was the Alpha, Ricky Gingevitus with the peanut butter sandwiches?

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NavyBuckeye91's picture

The NSA contacted Jason and told him to make me a Mod. 

"You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, & in the manner in which you live.
So, live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight then lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you. "
- Stuart Scott

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BUCKEYE3M's picture

Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. We'll never know. 

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Earle's picture

NSA made Navy a Mod, and then informed Jason. 

Axe leukemia!
#Poppystrong

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