Life is a long slow march to the our inevitable demise. At some point in this shared existence, we will have to face death. In the meantime, we seize every opportunity to enjoy this gift of being, this precious moment as a participant of humanity.
Eat good food. Hug your beloveds. Visit interesting places. Laugh at the expense of others. Find a worthy muse.
[shines Rutgers signal into the sky]
Rutgers: We gotchu, humanity
That's a 41-yard onside kick, for those of you keeping a Rutgers stat sheet at home [Editor: never admit this]
There's more. Here's what the Scarlet Knight QBs produced today:
| RUTGERS QB | COMP | ATT | YARDS | AVG | TD | INT | QBR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ART SITKOWSKI | 2 | 16 | 8 | 0.5 | 0 | 4 | 1.1 |
| GIO RESCIGNO | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 1 | 0.1 |
| TOTAL | 2 | 17 | 8 | 0.5 | 0 | 5 | HELP |
Eight passing yards and five interceptions in a 34-7 loss to the Terps. Chris Ash, if you're not doing anything Ohio State could use some help on the defensive side of the ball.