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Looking Ahead: Punters

None. The high Towers decline before this woe, The great river does not flow ahead, But they’re strong – the locks of a dorm, stone, And behind them – the quads, dark and low, And the deadly Buckeye nuts are spread. For some one, somewhere, a fresh wind blows, For som...
19 Feb 2013
by shamgod

Looking Ahead: Fullbacks

None. Thank god. I don’t know about you guys, but I could use a break. I smoke cigarettes. I know, right? I will keep it up. Sure, I can’t climb stairs, maintain an erection after four beers, or look in the mirror while swallowing, but I get to throw my butts everywhere and it doesn&rsqu...
15 Feb 2013
by shamgod

Looking Ahead: Running Backs

1. Carlos Hyde, Senior. 6’0”, 235 lbs. Our best running back since Clarett? Hyde hits the hole hard and wiggles in it. He puts tacklers on their backs, doesn't fumble, and he's durable. When he was complaining about playing time, I thought that was crap. BUCK UP BUDDY, WAIT YOUR ...
13 Feb 2013
by shamgod

Looking Ahead: Quarterbacks

1. Braxton Miller, Junior. 6’2”, 220 lbs. Miller came a long way with his passing last year. He was still a little below average, but as a freshman he was uncorking bombs like Raul Ibanez. If he stays healthy, I think our worst-case scenario is going 13–0 and then watching in horro...
11 Feb 2013
by shamgod

Ranking the Buckeyes

Here's how I'd rank how each Buckeye did this season. WDYT? Rank Name Pos Class Skinny 1 Miller, Braxton QB SO Tapered off noticeably near the end of the year but excellent passing in the first half against Michigan kept OSU in the game. 2 Shazier, Ryan LB SO Started the season slow but...
24 Nov 2012
by shamgod