"...and three things are bad."

Jarrett's picture
November 11, 2012 at 12:07 pm

I'm watching the NFL Network and Rich Eisen has verified to me that he is a "DA." I'm trying to be politically correct here so I'm not spelling out "DA." If you can't figure it out then;
1. you are not a true Buckeye Fan
2. you do not know Eisen is a u of ichigan grad
3. you are "S."
So, old Rich comes on after a commercial talking about the recent passing of Darrell Royal. He actually had the nerve, as a TV journalist, to attribute the quote ""only three things can happen when you pass and two of them are bad." REALLY Rich? You ichigan scum bag. Everyone knows that's Woody's quote. To give prudence it's place, I did check my lap top sources! Not that Wikipedia is The Source of accurate information but it seems reliable to me. Also, I've NEVER heard ANYONE say that quote came from Darrell Royal.
If I try to look at it logically, does this seem like a quote that comes from a coach that designed the wishbone or a coach that was very conservative and LOVED running the ball? I believe there is some connection to "three yards and a cloud of dust" to Wayne Woodrow Hayes...just sayin, "only three things can happen when you pass and two of them are bad" would be a reason a running coach would say he runs the ball/doesn't pass much, verses a coach that loved to pass...PLUS, it's Woody's freaking quote!!!! 
Sooooo, Rich Eisen can suck my socks! "One thing happens when I watch the NFL network, and ONE of them is bad." That would be watching you, (ya dumb son-of-a-sea cook!) Argh!
Go Buckeyes!

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