Tonight's Top Ten: Michigan's Coaching Options!

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January 8, 2011 at 10:51 am

Dave: Alright folks, time for tonight's Top Ten!

(musical interlude)

Dave: Ok, tonight's top ten is - Top Ten Options for the UofM Football Coach! Ready?

#10 - Bear Byrant's hat on Les Miles' head.

Dave: So Les will call the plays and run practice, but the hat manages the clock, haHA!

#9 - John Harbaugh

Dave: Dave Brandon called the wrong J. Harbaugh in the phonebook and had to at least give him an interview.

Paul: That's the least you can do, interview him.

Dave: Yeah, can't hurt.

#8 - Bring Lloyd Carr back from retirement.

Dave: That sounds like it could help.

#7 - Bring Bo back from the dead.

Dave: Zombie football coaches are a force to be reckoned with.

Paul: Lots of brains to eat at UofM, huh?

Dave: Not on the football team. Right Jim?

#6 - Gary Moeller (Seriously).

#5 - The Lions Cast-offs.

Dave: That one would consist of HC - Steve Mariucci, OC - Rod Marinelli, DC - Bobby Ross, ST - Matt Millen

Paul: At least they are all Michigan men.

Dave: It's true.

#4 - Charlie Weis' nutritionist

Dave: He'll be used to Denard Robinson and those big gains! haHA! Gains! It has two meanings.

Paul: Why couldn't they get Charlie Weis himself?

Dave: Charlie found out Dave Brandon no longer has the authority to get him free pizza.

#3 - John Cooper

Dave: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em I suppose.

#2 - The Noid.

Dave: Can't get Michigan's star from the 80's, get Domino's!

Paul: Where's he been for 20yrs?

Dave: Ah, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, ah rehab. For cheese.

And the Number One Option for Michigan's Football Coaching Job is...

#1 - Brady Hoke

Paul: I don't get that joke.

Dave: You will after he starts!

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