A Little Holiday Rhyme

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January 1, 2013 at 8:18 am

I totally stole this from my buddy's dad.  I'm sure he wrote this half drunk, listening to some of the wonderful commentators on ESPN, but I thought it needed to be shared:
Twas the night before bowl season
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except for that damn mouse

In my new Speilmans' jersey
from the one that matters
I sat in my comfy chair
to wonder where ESPN news is gathered

And out of my eye what should appear
but some tasty snacks and a nice cold beer
Fresh batteries in the remote and feeling nothing but cheer
Holy crap the Bobcats won another bowl game this year

As its conference vs. conference for ESPNU
I still despise the way these games are viewed
its the B1G vs. the conferences, for what I don't know
Cause the Bucks are at home and not in the SHOW

When out of my eyes what should appear
but two grandaughters dressed in new Buckeye gear
So its on you Gophers,Badgers, and Huskers too
as I try to stay awake to watch that Spartan crew
As I sit in the house and watch it snow
The Wildcats try to beat the SEC two in a row!
I'm told time and time again, from ESPN crews
If you win, the Buckeyes get a big "W" too
So with bowl games a plenty and a few cold beers
may you all watch a few games and have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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