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Southern Maryland/DC Metro

Member since 20 November 2011 | Blog

Just a man's man who loves a good bourbon, a smooth cigar and the hanging curveball.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When Al Bundy scored 4 TDs in one game for the Polk High football team.
  • NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians

Recent Activity

Comment 14 Feb 2017

Email me.  I'm interested...a lot.  Maybe we can avoid paying some realtor costs.

Comment 14 Feb 2017

We've considered Delaware and are actively looking there, just nervous about commute times and what not.  Ideally, we'd find a house in Olentangy schools with Columbus taxes, similar to what my brother has right now.  I'm looking at one today in Worthington that is wayyy overpriced and likely won't field an offer within 20K of asking price.

Comment 14 Feb 2017

I'm open to a 3BR so long as there is room to add a 4th at some point.  Where is your dwelling currently?

Comment 14 Feb 2017

Unfortunately I need to be in a place by the end of April so that doesn't leave much time to find something.

Comment 14 Feb 2017

I'd like to be in Hilliard but trying to find a 4BR house under 260K has been tough.  If I like it, it's already under contract.

Comment 14 Feb 2017

Fuck is a terrific word and can be used in a multitude of ways.

As a transital verb for instance: "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."
An adjective such as "John is doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun: "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word: "Abso-fucking-lutely!"
And finally, as almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

Comment 14 Feb 2017

Speaking of which, your wife going to let you out for a beer or two any time soon?  Obviously not today.

Comment 30 Jan 2017

Drives my wife crazy because I never wait for holidays or birthdays if I decide I really want something.

Likewise.  May birthday is in May and my wife has had to buy my "birthday gift" in August before.  That's her way of justifying it, too.

Comment 30 Jan 2017

My wife always makes fun of me because I always try to find at least three reasons to do or not do something.

Comment 30 Jan 2017

Interesting.  I typically stew for weeks over what I want and then try and come up with reason to not get it.  If there aren't enough solid reason to not get it, I get it.

I do have this problem that whenever I go grocery shopping or to Lowe's or the mall, I have to buy something a drink.  Even if I'm just getting gas, I buy a pop.

Comment 30 Jan 2017

I don't understand the issue with having a picture in his office.  Yes, JoePa allowed really terrible things to happen.  I understand that and I don't think he needs to be idolized, but the dude was still close to a lot of coaches and from a football perspective, is one of the best ever.

It's like that cousin you have that did some really stupid shit and ended up in jail but you still keep his picture on the wall.

Comment 25 Jan 2017

The only thing deadspin is good for is the Funbag.  Other than that all they do it bring politics to everything sports related and it's tiring.  Like, "hey we're a legit sports news outlet but we just told Ted Cruz to go eat shit."

Comment 19 Jan 2017

I Zillowed my life away and good luck finding anything with a short term lease.

And Marysville is wayyy out there, man.

Comment 19 Jan 2017

I'm moving out of a 2500 sqft house so clearly I'd prefer to not rent a storage unit.

Storage and drinking, of course.

Comment 13 Jan 2017

Dude, it was more like a massacre.  Oyster was a highly regarded helmet sticker hoarder.  Too bad Doc took a bullet for him.