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You can't spell chump without UM

Member since 13 January 2013 | Blog

I usually don't post or comment during Buckeye games because I'm busy yelling at my TV. But I do like to chat any other time. I also like to make really bad puns, then apologize for them, I still don't know why.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: The 2002 National Championship, 2014 National Championship (With a "3rd string" QB) & Beating Bama
  • NFL TEAM: Cincinnati Bengals
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Real Madrid (Yes, I like Soccer)

Recent Activity

Comment 6 hours ago

My personal top 4:

1. Bucks
2. Houston
3. Sparty
4. Iowa

There needs to be a B1G change of turmoil.

Comment 7 hours ago

If he's the head coach, then why would he leave a head coaching position to be an OC, albeit at a much more prestigious university? Would seem like the smarter decision to remain a head coach to build your track record up.

Comment 11 hours ago

If the committee really looked into Oklahoma's "quality" wins, they would see that their 3 best wins: TCU, Baylor, and Oklahoma State, were all playing with their backup QBs. Oklahoma State's QB had been a rotational QB, but was used much more as a runner than a drop back passer. The Big 12 is a truly terrible conference with a bunch of Arena Football wannabe teams; however, I can honestly see Oklahoma as OSU last year, bad loss early, bounce back and practically dominate the rest of their schedule. I do think they'd lose in a head-to-head matchup with the Bucks (which we'll get to see in each of the next 2 years).

Comment 28 Nov 2015

Really hoping FSU (can't believe I'm cheering for them and PSU in the same day) and Stanford to win. Would be amazing to see.

Comment 28 Nov 2015

The B1G's not the only conference to have this. ACC's 2 best teams are Clemson and Florida State, and they're both in the same division. Bama and LSU are usually the 2 best SEC teams, and they're in the same division. Oregon and Stanford have been the 2 premiere teams in the PAC 12, and they're in the same division. It's probably just a guarantee that the two premiere teams in a conference play each other, rather than one team having a slip-up or two and not making it to the Conference Championship.

Comment 28 Nov 2015

I don't remember him being a "hater". I remember him saying that OSU would run through the SEC with ease around August.

Comment 28 Nov 2015

I heard a good point that it's not about who you lose to, but when you lose. This is a major flaw that needs to be fixed. Just because Alabama lost early in the season to an average Ole Miss team makes their loss better than OSU losing in late-November to a top 5 team? Makes no sense.

Comment 28 Nov 2015

They probably booed him because they thought he was faking, scUM fans aren't the first to boo an injured player because they thought he was faking it, but usually it's teams that go uptempo that get upset by this, Michigan's offensive tempo moves slower than snails. So yeah, they're probably just assholes. 

Comment 28 Nov 2015

Special thanks to Braxton Miller, who knows what happens in 2012 without him.

Comment 28 Nov 2015

Not just Hoke, but even Rich Rod only lost by 11 in one game. Also, Harbaugh lost to Utah in Week 1, and a couple weeks ago, Arizona beat Utah, so therefore Rich Rod > Harbaugh. Can't argue with facts.