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Comment 21 Apr 2014

I don't think Pryor's a traitor, I still in fact like him, he was the only reason that I cheered for the Raiders last year. If I want to talk about traitors, I'd have to say Charles Woodson at #1 and Desmond Howard and Schembechler tied for #2. I mean, Woodson even has the state of Ohio tattooed on his arm and yet he still chose Michigan... And then to make things worse, he then went to Oakland in the pros, so my vote would be for Woodson as the biggest traitor. 

Comment 12 Mar 2014

I have always liked the Bengals because of my dad. However I will always be a much bigger College Football/Buckeye fan.

Comment 12 Feb 2014

You need both offense and defense to win championships, I think the term" Defense wins Championships" is just meant to be when a great offense meets a great defense (i.e. Seattle vs. Denver & Tampa Bay vs. Oakland in SB37). You can hold teams to 7 points a game, but if you can't score at least 8 then all that defense won't matter. And you can score 50 points a game, but if you allow 51 then all that offense won't matter either. 

Comment 28 Jan 2014

I get more pleasure from this site than I do from pornhub...

In all seriousness though, this site's awesome. I know one way to make 2014 better and that's for a certain football team to win a certain crystal football.


Comment 04 Jan 2014

I voted no, but now that I think about it, it was a pretty entertaining year. The games against Wisky, Northwestern, and TTUN were exceptionally entertaining. The last 2 games were very disappointing. But that still shouldn't take away from the fact that this team won 24 games in a row. There were great moments with Kenny G and Hyde in their final years. And it was disappointing that they didn't make the NCG or even win the Orange Bowl, but I was thankful that they were finally playing in a meaningful bowl game again, it's been a while and it was nice to see the Buckeyes back. Plus with the amount of talent that will be on this team for the next few years, it will be very exciting to see. I was a Buckeye when they were 6-7, I will be a Buckeye when they are 12-2.

Comment 28 Dec 2013

Screw all of this "Cheer for your conference" crap. Like IH8UOFM said, only the inbreds down South cheer for their conference. Sometimes I'll cheer for B1G teams (Wisconsin, Iowa, and Sparty) but never scUM. I don't know if anyone heard about this, but AJ Mccarron wants Auburn to win the NCG because SEC. Here's the article:

We shall never stoop down to the level of the southerners, cheer for who you want to, not just because they're in your conference. Go Cats!!!

Comment 15 Dec 2013

What about Mike Leach? An old Big 12 coach who was at a rival school of Texas. It would be a big middle finger to Texas Tech.