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You can't spell chump without UM

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: The 2002 National Championship
  • NFL TEAM: Cincinnati Bengals
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Real Madrid

Recent Activity

Comment 22 hours ago

I can honestly say that these reviews are the greatest pieces of work I've ever read. Shakespeare could only dream of writing something this memorable, Dickens would have loved to have something so great be read, and Tolkien wishes he could create a piece so enjoyable. Why has no one taken a collection of these reviews, put them into a book, and that book be on the #1 Best-Seller's list for 300 consecutive weeks? You would make trillions off of it.

Comment 23 Aug 2014

Hey, Eastern Washington beat Oregon State last year, they're no scrub team. Give me a pair of sunglasses so I don't have to gaze at that inferno field and I'll be set.

Comment 23 Aug 2014

I thought of this a couple days ago. If Barrett comes in and lights the world on fire, and if Miller returns on 2015, what would happen? 2 QB system? Does Barrett become the new Guiton for a year? It would be the damnedest QB controversy a team had since Montana vs. Young.

Comment 22 Aug 2014

It's so easy to overlook that Iowa is in the top 5, what with scUM being ahead of MSU. Seriously, Iowa?!?! Iowa over Nebraska? Even the Gophers did better than the Hawkeyes last year. They're just hyping them for Ferentz to win another B1G Coach of the Year award

Comment 17 Aug 2014

Seriously, how is North Carolina ranked? They were 7-6 last year ( one of their losses was a 55-31 beat down against East Carolina), have shown no signs of having a defense, lost their best receiver in Eric Ebron, and have a no-name QB. They're beating treated like an SEC team being so highly praised for doing little to nothing.

Comment 10 Aug 2014

This will be the only time a Michigan football team beats an Ohio football team.

Comment 09 Aug 2014

They'll actually go 23-0 because they'll now count preseason games as actual games and the 2014-15 Browns will be the single greatest force to walk the earth since the Romans. Johnny Manziel will scamper through on coming traffic, even completing a 99 yard touchdown pass to himself. He'll even be courteous enough to give his teammates a game off and he will play 11 on 1 and still bring home a victory as the dawg pound erupts for their new hero, the savior that only Lebron could have dreamed of being. Yes, Jonathan Pigskin is truly the past, present, and future of the city of Cleveland. 

Comment 28 Jul 2014

I have more faith in Oklahoma than Oregon, seeing as how they played against the big bad kings of the south Alabama last year. With their QB now being a sophomore and keeping a good defense, they could make it if they only have 1 loss.

And finally: Stoops > Chip Kelly Mark Helfrich