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Comment 23 Feb 2014

Wouldn't alcohol be the gateway drug then?  I can't think of a huge amount of people who smoked weed before they have a sip of beer.  I think that anyone who is truly into the feeling of a changed mental state from psychoactive drugs, will always keep looking for something that is more fun, intense, whatever.  They might not become addicts, but they will experiment with other things and who gives two shits if they do?  Alcohol is still the most dangerous drug that I have ever done.  I have done more, and I see other people do more, stupid, violent, out of control things on booze than anything else.  In terms of affecting judgement, there is nothing worse than beer, the same could be said for coordination and impulse control.  

Comment 06 Jan 2014

Utah!  Point Break is one of my all time favorites.  I like when Harp asks if there is an asshole shortage around.  And Utah says "not so far" after he walks away and then takes a bite of his doughnut.  The movie is so full of great one liners.  I was taking shrapnel in Khe San when you were popping pimples on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog!  I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.  I feel like hammered shit.  I could go on like this all day.

Comment 14 Dec 2013

I don't mean this to be a gratuitous pointing out of a typo, but when it says up top that "Smith is having is best season", I read right through it, but with an thick English accent, and then I dropped the rest of the H's from the article.  It made for fun reading.  I 'ighly recommend it.

Comment 27 Nov 2013

Now I do not care if this website becomes more popular than ESPN.  It already is with me.  No matter how many hits it gets, I hope and pray to the immortal soul of Warren Gamaliel Harding, whose train car resides mere feet from the my house in this frozen shithole that we call Fairbanks, that Eleven Warriors never feels like it has to go so mainstream that it cuts out this weekly window into the soul of the transcendent, sweaty toothed madman (as the young Ethan Hawke would say) that is Warren G.  I look forward to many, many, many more.  Thank you for bringing it to us.

Comment 25 Nov 2013

Tress is tough to beat.  I mean 9 wins and 1 loss, in 10 years against the rivalry with the most hatred in sports.  He was the man and I miss him, and that is not a slight on Meyer, but I think that Tressel was the most underrated football coach that I have ever seen.

Comment 20 Nov 2013

Yes, it seemed like announcers brought it up at almost any opportunity possible during that magical year.  I liked Krenzel, I thought that he had enough athleticism to do alright.  I thinkthat he stuck with the Bears for several seasons.  And the leading rusher against Miami to boot.

Comment 19 Nov 2013

The rookie minimum would be major to just about anyone at any age.  I am a 33 year old carpenter and concrete man and contractor, and I do not think my combined wages over the last 6 years make the league minimum.

Comment 13 Nov 2013

Jesus that game gives me chills.  I was sixteen, badly hung over, and I live in Alaska so it was early here, but I got up at my buddy's house and watched the entire thing by myself, sipping water and eating aspirin wondering if my father was having heart palpitations in our house only a couple of miles away. Hanging on to every single play and no one to share it with.  Still possibly my favorite Buckeyes game of all time, although there was a fight in the desert with some guys from Miami that was pretty good too.

Comment 13 Nov 2013

I don't buy that Meyer didn't know that Spencer was going to say that, and find it real hard to believe that Spencer wasn't coached by Meyer to say that.  Meyer is a huge control freak, and his players know it, you haven't heard any quotes outside of this one from any player this year that have been memorable in any way.  Now the seemingly mild mannered coach's son come out with this?  It was coached, it is politicking.

Comment 11 Nov 2013

I don't know about that, every time I see the Eagles, I watch him, he is a hell of a lot better than Allen, or at least he was last year and the year before.  I haven't seen him this year, but he has essentially been benched.  Don't you remember that game against the Vikings when he single handedly kept them in the game with three one on one shoestring tackles of Adrian Peterson?  I would love to have Coleman on the Raiders (or a couple of JV high school kids might be better than what we have now), or any team at any level.  

Comment 08 Nov 2013

Two byes=genius.  When they were talking about going to an 18 game season in the NFL I wrote to about half the sportswriters in the country arguing that they would be better off going to 4 bye weeks, making a 16 game/20 week season that would let players heal and rest, create 3 more Thursday and Monday night games, and increase the amount of Sunday games that the average viewer gets to see, and with the rest, protect the players that they invest in.  I think that the extra bye is a fantastic thing for college football, and I hope that it treats the Buckeyes well this season.

Comment 08 Nov 2013

Now I don't want to get too far out on a limb, but I think that the Hokies beat the U this weekend, and win out for the ACC championship.  You heard it hear first.  And you will probably never hear it again, and I will most likely look like a total douche for making this prediction, but as Judy Tenuta says "It could happen."

Comment 06 Nov 2013

I live in Fairbanks, Alaska and in view of my house is the rail car that he toured Alaska, which has been enshrined in the Alaskaland park.  Up here we have always represented for Warren G.

Comment 06 Nov 2013

Dear Mr. President,

   I have one better for you.  Va Tech and the under and the Irish and the under.  Four teams, and if you have to get rid of one of them and only want to win 6 mil, get rid of Notre Dame's under.

 

     Keep on truckin'  

        Martin "Mad Dog" Van Buren

Comment 04 Nov 2013

I actually think that if I had to play one of the other four undefeated teams, I would rather play Alabama than Baylor, Oregon or Florida State.  I think that their defense has a chance to be better, but their offensive line is worse than it has been in years and years.  I never thought that I would say this, but if Oregon and FSU and Baylor lose, I hope that Satan's Tide wins out in SEC play and then gets destroyed by the Buckeyes (or luckeyes or suckeyes as all the assholes out there call us).

Comment 25 Jun 2013

Not normally, but from the context of the comment I was taking it as good.  Like maybe a bitch for the competition to deal with.  My 7 year old son finally figured out that bitch meant female dogs and now won't stop saying to my sister's dog "Well would you look at that bitch!" and things of that nature.  It was a kind of fun couple of days until my wife made me make him stop.